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Dense Is A Human Forrest Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dogs Will Motor When Forced

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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Tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy. You little ruffie muss drive. Gamma too busy wonderin’ up, what up? She can’t see overflowing cup. Gamma […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

You Pain To See Me?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Ima call a tiger a tiger. Ima call a spade a spade. Ima call out in anger Calla goddamn midnight raid?! Against the innocent?! Boy […]

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Ancient History Dense Is A Human Forrest

Oh Jesus Japan

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2016
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Mister hear of Fukushima? Shit’s bad. Ah shit’s bad. No one wants to talk about it. Shit’s bad. Shit’s that bad. Sorry Japan.  Sorry. Sorry. […]

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Assholes Annonymous Dense Is A Human Forrest

Lotsa People Talk To Lotsa People No Ear.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
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See, pardon I did not hear you. The deestance mastered us. Cause if we were hooked up in life Our ears would make no fuss. […]

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Assholes Annonymous Dense Is A Human Forrest

New Underwear New Skidmark

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
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Ah shit is bad if He says it’s bad. No sense in wondering why. And you can’t fix it cause It’s bigger’n you an You […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Das Peeple

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2016
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Mentally ill is why we still Cry out for something free. I like free, feels great to me and I Wonder if and how it […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Over This Height No Laws Apply

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2016
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Bobby wants to go for a ride. But Bobby’s ideas and his culture’s collide. But Bobby don’t run and hide. No, Bobby I.D.’s himself with […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Madness Is In The Food

You Never Want To Meet Your Maker

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 31, 2016
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Who cares who made your underwear?! Or skidmark remover gel? And whomever invented parking meters Isn’t damned all ways to hell. A million creations serve […]

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Ancient History Dense Is A Human Forrest

For Lunch, The Corporations Ate People. Supper? The Inc’s Ate People. Snacks? The Corps Ate People.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2016
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Praugh, praugh, praugh Profit. Can’t get enough of it. Like a big damn pile of bravery medals Sittin’ in your living room. Medals taste bad […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Mortar The Evil Pony

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2016
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Some a dah milk go bad Worse chocolate ever bin had. Drive a chocolate lover mad. Sad. But, take’it what once bin sad. Thank you, […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Madness Is In The Food

Passport Please

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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He was born in Pain and that’s Where he lived. Happy as you can be in Pain. People there were so similar Ask’em, they’d say […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

Mostly What He Brought Out Was Their Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2016
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Makin’ or breakin’? Was what he’d ask and Dude really wanted to Collapse his blast because He wasn’t makin’ And only takin and Takin without Makin’ […]

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Most People Don’t Deserve An Opinion

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Long schooled by strangers. Messaged through a ton ‘o papers. Churned by professionals wrapped so tight. Couldn’t peel their unhuman with a scraper. Then they […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Real World Isn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2016
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A wretched life is waiting for you. Full of skinned knees and Holy shoes. Full of that’s stupid and So are you. Full of big […]

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

Two Steps Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2016
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Careful the noises you make. The wrong grunt get you in trouble. Doan go an do what you like. The man says you are not […]

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He Wasn’t On Time. He Was On Something Else.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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Hey you mister complicator. Describing in long words. You don’t speak to people, no. You only speak to herds. One person takes too long, you […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Hurtsville

Catch A Nigger By Da Toe Den An Ass Kickin’ E-Leet!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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One day down by da reever. Ah see a liddle sheet. Da sheet seep outa da reever bank into Da haich two oh we drink. […]

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Better Than Playing To Win Is Playing To Play

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
  • 1 comment

Take your ball and Head home if you want. This stupid shit is stupid shit! Stupid fucking shit and Stupid fucking shitters… Shitting stupid shitters […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Airline Passenger Gifts

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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You got something. Give it to me. I will pass it around. You’ve got lots. You don’t need it all. Wait’ll we hit the ground. […]

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Critical Thinking Dense Is A Human Forrest

Contents Not As Described

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2016
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The closest they Is a long way away From the furthest far away you. At the edge you see them Waving like they know you […]

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The Great God CaChinga

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 12, 2016
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He knows if you are naughty. A karma believer, you. If you write it on your body No unbelieving, true? So courage you claim. No […]

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No Pill For Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 27, 2016
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Squeezed into you. One eyelock at a time. To them it’s just another game. To your mind it’s a crime. Don’t look up. Don’t speak […]

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Blood Boils

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 16, 2016
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Once you loved me. Now you hate. Ain’t love just a Swinging gate? Sufferin’ state? You can’t wait To stab me. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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acceptence Dense Is A Human Forrest

Sometimes Only The Phone Was Listening To Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 14, 2016
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Aha, they know. Because they go. Where and when you go. Doan fret doh buddy but Yes, they know… Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Old Timer Knew Rent Is What We Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2016
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He gave two shits about ownership. Owner was a moniker people hung On things and stuff but this is a ladder With owners perched on […]

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Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

When Time Gets Hooked On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2015
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He didn’t do it. The guy could prove it. He didn’t move it. It really moved him. Away from home now. Not alone wow. Sad […]

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Double Blind Scientist

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2015
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Oh fuck he talked. A mile a minute. There weren’t no scenes Without him in it He don’t account For observer effect He engineer a […]

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The Gods Of This World Said No

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 16, 2015
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No, you can’t think for yourself. No, don’t you even try. No, back away with your hands in the air. No? You’ll make your mama […]

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Slow Global Warming Via Stopping Cremation And The Dead Customer Scoundrels

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2015
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Oh man their lawn was nice! Trimmed perfectly twice A week by Jerry on his John Deere. Shannon laid the slabs of stone So polished […]

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Icing Sans Applicator

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2015
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No Shit’s given to Mr Insulation Mr Filtration Mrs Reduc-tion Mr Drive-thru-tion How shit work don’t care. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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