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Keep Your Poop Pump Primed

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2017
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Shit has a way of getting old. Growing mold. Now you’re cold. Boredom is what you’re being sold. Be so bold To behold You have […]

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Don’t Think You Can Change Your Life? Why Don’t You Kill Yourself And See?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2017
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  Wrist slitting isn’t necessary. You won’t have to take no pills. Don’t got to swallow that shotgun We got the stuff that kills. Don’t […]

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The Clever Ones Needed An Infinite Fence

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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He said, you will be into sports. Or religion. Or booze. Or trucks. Maybe you’ll be into gambling. Your life will be based on luck. […]

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Satan! You’ll Take What I Give You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2017
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  Lucifer don’t bounce no checks. Got a million accounts who will. And Beelzebub will spill your guts Guts spilled in cringe-worthy swill. Ah guilt! […]

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Fellow Herdling

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  No one gives a shit about you. They DON”T! They DON”T! They DON”T! Like the heart could care less about the gall bladder. Take […]

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Mind Da Law

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Halt! Who goes there?! I heard him say but Me, I turned and walked away and He, he pointed a stick at me and Me, […]

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Mexico’s Largest Cartel

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2017
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These soldiers don’t carry guns. Menacing, they know not. No, they accept with a smile. In their net you are caught. ‘Cause when you get […]

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Praise You, Constraint Theory.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2016
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If Jesus had a middle name, I bet that name was Harold. Jesus H. Christ! Gotta be, gotta be Harold… A name spoken far and […]

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The Boss Wasn’t Always

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
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Today they look right at you. You are a movie star. Respect and attention, you’ve got it. You know just who you are. But then […]

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Once The Army Went Through There Was Shit Worth Picking Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2016
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They lined up for their badges. With this one came a truck and cage. A rod and noose manager for animal rage. This one got […]

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The World Is My Mother I Shall Not Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2016
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Eat these things made of dirt He said. And make yourself out of dirt. He said. But beware of dirt, Piled dirt can hurt. And […]

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It’s Brother, Mama, Neighbor / Cop – All A Way Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2016
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The guys there had a plan and Everyone was in it. Those without a plan never Realized they could so They didn’t, living out another’s […]

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See… Here, It’s Raining.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2016
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Tough not to judge from Where you are. You broken shoes and Dude gotta car. He rollin’ offa road not Too far. You better off […]

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But Could She Remember Rat Nine Thousand?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2016
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Oh dat Evil! It be bad! Evil make awful Bess frienda never had. An at’s sad. Lawyers be glad. Puta nold guy ina seestem. .. […]

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Genuinely Hugless At Your Detriment

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
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He had no need for hugs and such. Give the hugs to those with much Love for huggers without clutch But whom still have their […]

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Waddy Ya Sellin’? Ahm In A Buyin’ Mood.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2016
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Fuck brother, flash at smile. Hop on at Golden mile. Ride her an flail in style. Hold steel until and while We slide out single […]

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Awesomeness, You’re Flimsy And Only Last One Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2016
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Thanks and thank you. You’re too kind. I’m so glad you Kinda find My labor’s fruit to be so fine. But can I ride these […]

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The Big Guys Fart Then Leave The Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2016
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Someone runs the world. And they don’t like the way things are. Too many cows that look like people. Cows with milk gone sour. Cows […]

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The Lord Does Give And Take

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2016
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His outgoing was incoming and Those beggars met in the middle. Neither force gave a tinker’s damn But with everything they would fiddle. Say yes […]

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It’s A Big Wind That Blows Mud

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2016
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A stink can be kicked up. Dust cloud on a gravel road. And a person can complain til the cows come home Ain’t none of […]

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With Their Headsets On No One Could Tell That They Were Now In Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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Dude was looking nowhere. There was nothing to be seen. Dude could see but not himself. Dude was in between. (warm storage) Thank you, friend. […]

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Just Killin’ Time At The House

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
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Maybe some wouldn’t call it murder. Just Ivan doing what Ivan does. The son-of-a-pupster kills Always for fun and Ivan kills just because. Won’t look […]

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Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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He licked his chops. Then her chops. Then his. Motherfucker can lick my balls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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How Will You Not Get Cancer?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2016
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Breathin’ in poison down by the boondocks. Choppin’ legs offa recently killed hogs. Keep ona runnin’ cain’t ya hear ’em dawgs? Hidin’ ain’t an option […]

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If You’re Not In The Aggregate Shit Might Never Change

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Bad shit happens to other people. Good shit happens there too. You wanna see shit happenin’ Stay away from this shadow fool. This shadow, it […]

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Maybe Don’t Take This As A Threat

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
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The wasps they told the bumble bees. Told the ants and dragon flies too. Told spiders, flies and fungus gnats. ‘Parrently everybody knew. Hello. Who […]

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Most People Don’t Deserve An Opinion

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2016
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Long schooled by strangers. Messaged through a ton ‘o papers. Churned by professionals wrapped so tight. Couldn’t peel their unhuman with a scraper. Then they […]

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He Wasn’t On Time. He Was On Something Else.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2016
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Hey you mister complicator. Describing in long words. You don’t speak to people, no. You only speak to herds. One person takes too long, you […]

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Better Than Playing To Win Is Playing To Play

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2016
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Take your ball and Head home if you want. This stupid shit is stupid shit! Stupid fucking shit and Stupid fucking shitters… Shitting stupid shitters […]

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Life Sans Lords

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2016
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I pray to me. Please me please see. See what you do. See how you do it. See this big mess and a path through […]

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