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Category: Shit Just Came To Me

My Wife The Bulldog Shit Just Came To Me

Red Blindness

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2024
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Buddy saw his own death In his lovelies eyes. She could slit his throat right now Clean Up on every isle! And when blood boils […]

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You Can Be Someone Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2021
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I wish I wish I wish I was Someone else not just because Someone else is better than me Or someone else can better see […]

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You Would

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2018
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Dude shuffles into your waiting room. He’s hurting. Hurt bad. You’d say, sir, take a number… Ain’t ya heard we’re shorta staff?! Lady says – […]

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If Yer Piss Is Toxic, Don’t Drink It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Watch that bullshat coming out of your mouth. Some of it gets in your ears. To get that bullshat cleaned back out, Can take years […]

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Not Bad Is Not Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2018
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There were parallel universes. Side by each. One be the road. One be the deetch. One take you somewhere. One hit approach. One lead to […]

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Talking Senseemeelian

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2018
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Squeek and scratch and point by ear. They want you to go right here. But they don’t say so. So you don’t dare go. Now […]

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Obviously A Major Malfunction

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2018
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Just moved his eyes. Kept his neck to himself. Wouldn’t look up nor Look down. Steps? Couldn’t do them. They hurt his back. Couldn’t see […]

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The Idea Viruses Came With Stockholm Syndrome

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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DON’T GO TO SLEEP! A little thought said. Thing was so tiny Rollin’ round in his head. Said you can’t go to sleep. You’ll suffocate […]

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The Lazy Handler Of Ivan’s

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Ivan, he works only when he has to. And he has to a lot. ‘Cause mice and ducks and prairie chickens They want to be […]

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Ah, Mister Brown.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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What the fuck! What the fuck! How’ma get mahself right  outa this muck? Maybe by huck. Maybe by cruck. Gonna git mah self out Doan […]

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After Games What?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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Somebody’s playing on Saturday. Playin’ on Sunday too. Playin’ on the players whom are Playin’ on the players. Kinda like players do. Thank you, friend. […]

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Before You Step Out In Fronta That Train

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2016
  • 1 comment

No need to kill all of you. One or two will do. Cause if I get rid of those two mees. More room for me […]

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Shit Just Came To Me You Ain't The Bossamee

The Reign Of Self

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2016
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Show them how to listen. Listen and watch and learn. Show them how to enjoy the sun Without suffering a bad sunburn. Show them how […]

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Trumpety Dumpy Off A Clintonesque Wall

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2016
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I hate to report on the weather. It don’t look good for the Weakened. They’re sick and fed up. Tired of their lot. Looking for […]

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Caring Shit Just Came To Me

The Happy Arse’nist

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2016
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Light that smile. Start that hug. Splash around love and Don’t think of The cost of it or if It will spread. Stir your embers […]

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Critical Thinking Shit Just Came To Me

Entanglement Large

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2015
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She got herself mixed up in shit. A loop-de-loop with a little twist. A cord wrapped around a nothing knob A no step step to […]

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Ancient History Shit Just Came To Me

Lips Must Be Twisted Specifically Or Ain’ta Gonna Make No Whistle

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 6, 2015
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Shoot all day long. Take breaks, shoot again. Maka lotsa noise. Cause silence pain. Cause you don’t aim. Gonna be shootin’ tomorrow. Thank you, friend. […]

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Beggar Got So Good At Fillin’ Other People’s Shoes He Couldn’t Even Fill His Own

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 27, 2015
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See Joey takes shit to heart. Some shit tears Joey apart. Joey worries about it ya Joey’d love to say Ta Da! Just friggin’ with […]

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On The Only Day Slewfoot Could Come, The Bloody Road Was Closed!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2015
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Someone wants your number called. Someone wants your spot in line. Someone thinks your spot placement Better than theirs. In your spot life is fine. […]

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The Circle Will Stay Broke Until You Realize It’s Broken

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2015
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What comes around goes around. But not on time. It comes around what it goes around, Always on time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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