Archive for June, 2016

I’m My Worst Enemy Which Works Quite Well For Me

See me get outa my way. I got some dues to pay. Baked off these feet of clay. Naw gonna make today. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

If Life’s A Game Playa Now Game On!

Fifth dimension. Sixth dimension. Seventh dimension. Heaven. And yes, more after seven. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Freedom Fighter Marc Emery

He fought for sunday To be a day. Now fighting for cannabis To be a plant. Marc want things to be as they are. Untwisted by the ignorant. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Then A Guy Whose Never Had Pie In His Life Will Judge The Baking Contest

Look who runs the circus. Charging an entry fee. You just watch from here now. See here the circus free. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

It’s A Game Playa!

The past is solid. It ain’t no net. The future is certain You can bet that This turn and that turn You will get Where you’re going. Where are you going? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

When Shit Moves In

Hey do you smell that? Winds of change. Rearrange. Everything you know. And when they blow No one knows Which seeds change sows But there it goes A blowin’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Killer Curiosity

I see you’re new. Well welcome to Another view Of whom be you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Poo Poo At Your Peril

You think through Nothing to This is all a game. If it is. Nothing tis Ever quite the same. Hand shakin’? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

So Many Nails They Could Not Open The Stupid Coffin Lid

Oh now you’ve done it. No way out. Now we hafta go thru. And because you’re the cause And the maker of life. This shake is being baked by you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He Was A Non Gay Guy Man Lover

Jesus you sure stand out. Walking in water. Speaking when ya oughter. Tats in the right amount. Got em inna right places Enough traces They shout blazes Projectin your about. Body grockin. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

What To Do When The Cattle Start Mooing

Racket next door. Do you therefore Become heat score Juss cause some cows is rustling? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes He Still Works For The Aliens At Night

Could not sleep. Got these peepers that won’t keep Closed cause someone wants them open. Even if he’s hoping that by morning He’ll be coping. Nope. He won’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Psst! Humans For Sale!

Okay, I meant to say rent. Humans for rent. Everyone hell bent To do and out do each other. If they can’t out do then some do in They do in, do in the other. Lawyers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Genuinely Hugless At Your Detriment

He had no need for hugs and such. Give the hugs to those with much Love for huggers without clutch But whom still have their wallet. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Jesus Christ! Ivan’s Dead Again!

Praise be to my god today. Circumstance led him to say Ivan can be gone away. But here he stays in The game we plays And you okays it Don’t chu? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Before You Step Out In Fronta That Train

No need to kill all of you. One or two will do. Cause if I get rid of those two mees. More room for me too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Advice Five Bucks. Prepayment Advised.

Damn rights I know. I know you don’t. Confuzzeled is where you live. And though you have no thing to offer, Two shits is what I give. Now move along. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Second That

You’re old. No one wants to hear from you old. Jokes not funny old. Shut the fuck up old. Mister observer. Lap it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Double

I hear me working, But I’m not. Guess if I’m a slacker Count me caught. They called me zero I am ought. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Not Bad Pain

Ahma git here off dis couch. Gonna make deez hips go ouch. Mika stand up guy a slouch. Low back naw you don’t touch. See no one know so much. You just leava be as such. Mornin’, we shall see. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Ye Old Metanoic Moment

There’s a sign man. There’s a sign. Can you see it? Believe it? Conceive it’s needed? There’s a sign man, There’s a sign. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Younger Fuckers Not Getting Old

Hah hah! You jumped from the back of a pick-up truck! Hah hah! You ran the bulls with yer cripple friend Buck! Hah hah! You are the guy with no enda luck! But see naw, luck runs out. It runs out with your neighbor. Runs out with a slipry hater, mistor bator and an Aye Kay […]

See Now Say You Don’t See Me

Open your eyes. They’re closed. See? You’ve got something in them! That’s why they’re closed. They’re pretecting those Cut off at the pass, ahem. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

That Kind Of Nerve

Don’t fucken, don’t look at me. Don’t fucken, don’t you see? I bin, I bin fucked over. So doan thinka fucken with me. Doan lak it. Can’t hack it. Come try it. You’ll see. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No Sir. Stop The Sun.

You’ll have to go through me To see Bill. Bill ain’t seen by no one till. See me to see Bill. You don’t want to see him. Least not very much. If you did, you’d go through me Just to get in touch. Get it? Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

So Many People Need I Scream

All these wanters. All these needers. Wanting, needing. Few them seeding. Disbelieving. Their seeds grow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Waddy Ya Sellin’? Ahm In A Buyin’ Mood.

Fuck brother, flash at smile. Hop on at Golden mile. Ride her an flail in style. Hold steel until and while We slide out single file Don’t hold back now really try If we make vee one we fly Then all those unanswered why’s? Why we should even fly. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   […]

Old Fuckers Make Bad Jokes

No one laughs. There’s this place between real angry and It’s cracks. Them cracks is big. Too big to see. That’s how they swallow up big Deals like you ‘n me. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Don’t You ‘Majin Me

No I can’t tell what you’re thinking. Good chance you can’t too. You’re just sitting there thinking. Bout what no can do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

He Could Only Talk Through Siggno

Your skin is not the color of you. One thin layer deep. Your attitude is not kept by you. It’s not yours to keep. Freedom, life, can go away But you pal, you pal. You pal stay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.