Archive for January, 2018

The Theory Of Stinks

I’m tossing cat shit around. Old diaperz on the ground. A slop pail tipward bound. Smear myself with goatshit. Cover my wife in batshit. Stay away – stay away badness! Just stay away now, you hear?!

The Mind Comes From Yang. A.I. Comes From Yin.

Ats why A.I. will never be conscious. But it’ll come dang close doh!

The Future Must Be Held Fast

I’m older. Weaker. Slower. Smarter. Too agreeable. Too foreseeable. Too many times I’ve been there. Too far to reach. Too far to go. Too many words and Too much show. Too many people that Just don’t know. They’re sewing, sewing, sewing.  

They Once Asked What Got Into Him But They Should Have Been Asking Who


I Was Just Thinking

You know you own the Present and you own yesterday. But that ain’t even half enough to get You through today. You need tomorrow and Tomorrow, it needs you. You ain’t seeing no future ’til Today’s ideas come true. Bless yourself by making A promise worth taking To the grave. You started. You finish.  

Circumstances. They Change.

See this ditch It’s beside the road. Here you’re headed like You’ve been told cause You do shit everyday The same. You keep score but Fix the game. We’re not playing. You’re to blame.

Impotence We Don’t Talk About

Billy had a limber timber. Caused Billy hoot and hinder. Could want that taste that maybe Cry that’s rat, cake be Icing side down.

Shit’s Not Real

Do people that wear a toup. Not understand to dupe? Have their senses flown the coop? They once had hair but shoot. Now they don’t. So they go a head and fake it.  

Call Things By Their Right Name

Joey was an ass. He was an asshole. Debbie was a bitch. A fucking bitch! Murry was a cop. Who became a politician. Murry was a liar. And a thief. Ats whut he was…

Life Can Pile Up Around You Or It Can Add Up

You there in the middle. Making miles from muddle. You see things from the inside Looking out. You could be the outside. Running through the muddles. You could really enjoy Splashing about. Run through the sprinkler screaming. Stay up all night scheming. Understand you’re dreaming. It’s a ride you’re on. In the middle – no […]

The Never Ending Show Has No Audience

The world on the other side Of this door Is still there. I don’t see it. I can’t hear it but I know that world is there. On the other side of this wall There’s a world. On the other side of this book There’s a world. If I stub my toe and break my […]

Love Is…

An invention to Make tension and They don’t mention At the convention That this love-in Has been shovin’ people Off the friggin edge! There’s a bad side To the mad side And it’s inside Your love. It’s got talons. And salons and it Feeds on dead love. It eats flowers and it’s powers When push […]

Sir Downsalot

You’re no good You’re no good. You’re no good with rules, ya. Make your own. Live at home. On the fly. You’re that guy. Lives just by The seat of his pants. Always grants A ton a slack So’s he come back He got some slack to slather.  

When It’s Yer Time, It’s Yer Time.

Guy was born tall and Gill was born short. Guy on the fifth and Gil on the fourth. Guy was born to a rich family. Gil’s mama tried to abort. Guy got bit by the travel bug. Gil’s dawg bit him through his shorts. Gil has hate for every damn dawg. Guy loves his hunting […]

Know You Don’t Know Shit

Hum-bo. Say it. Say it lots. Maybe humbo will be Your thoughts. Maybe you smile more. And nod to another. You treat every person as A father or mother. A sister. A brother. Like you, the other. And there you’ll discover Humble.