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Month: May 2016

Awareness

The Altered States Of Canada

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2016
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Please rise to the occasion. Let nada hesitation Delay your altercation Between steady and Trepidation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Parta Heem Gone

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2016
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Right between Anxiety and that tough Old bastard Boredom There’s a line. ‘Tween Bliss and Total Unhappiness There’s a line. Take a look at Sad […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Building A Life On Correlation

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2016
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It was Joe what done it. He’s the one or maybe it was His first born son. The cat ain’t eatin’ the cat food man. […]

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fair warning

It’s A Big Wind That Blows Mud

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2016
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A stink can be kicked up. Dust cloud on a gravel road. And a person can complain til the cows come home Ain’t none of […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Machines Weren’t Talking

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2016
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Mister Compressor, what you say? Mister Grinder wants to play? He wants to tear across my leg? He wants me howlin OH MAN, FRIG!? He […]

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Assholes Annonymous

I’m Not Gonna Waste Your Time. In Fact I’m Gonna Make Some.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2016
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My god you’re good at hiding mistakes. You’ve got the moves like a bad boy fakes A right while wrestlin’ Kid Reality. But The Kid […]

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Courage It's All About Contrast

Expectation Theory Works When You Don’t Want To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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Someone pounding on your door. DON’T ANSWER IT! Someone ringing your phone. LET IT RING! Someone scratching at your window pain. Someone knows you’re at […]

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Boredom Sucks Shitty Ain't How It Always Is

If I Didn’t Have Me To Talk To

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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He’s in solitary refinement. Got his big self on the line man. Takes a long step deep inside then It all goes away. No tomorrow, […]

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ah Hah Hah Hah HAH! I Will Change My Environment And It Will Change Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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Bitch got angry on vacation. Huffy and puffy started Talking loud and gruffly. Got hammered and puked in bed Made him brush her hair and […]

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Boredom Sucks

Depression Is Your Step Mom With Your Passwords ‘n Keys

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2016
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Yes come whenever you like and stay Longer than I want. Tell me my hair looks stupid and My sunken eyes project haunt. Whisper my […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Yes I Want Too Much

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2016
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Oh my wants and my needs, they don’t match. There’s a hellova hellova catch. When I want something need comes to snatch The fact that […]

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Courage Critical Thinking

How Assholes Cope

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2016
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Jesus Christ people are stupid. They’re stupid and ignorant And ignorant of being stupid And oh how that works for the assholes! They glare at […]

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Assholes Annonymous Papa Was An Angry Man

I Want My Stories To Speak For Themselves

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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And they can pay any fines And do any time They need to ’cause They stand alone! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages Perseverence

Why Every Improvement Comes Wrapped In Turd

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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The first thing that happened was shit. Shit happened. Shit got in everything. And whether you want or don’t want shit You are gonna hafta […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

There’s A Back End To The Funeral Business

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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Whatcha workin’ on these days? Old Bill asked old Tom. Got that widder there from main street This afternoon to embalm. And how’s the lineup […]

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Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Luke! Over Here!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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Those dang magicians. They say they’re going to trick you Then they do! Astonished audiences. Devour the magic fable while sipping White gloved witches brew. […]

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fair warning If One Reality Can Be Virtual

With Their Headsets On No One Could Tell That They Were Now In Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2016
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Dude was looking nowhere. There was nothing to be seen. Dude could see but not himself. Dude was in between. (warm storage) Thank you, friend. […]

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Confidence It's Economics Man

But If You Ain’t A Prisoner There IS No Delimma

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2016
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Shit’s gotta work out for y’all. Y’all done heeded da call. Broke yourselves through every wall. And lordy dat take some balls. Whatever ya got […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Dense Is A Human Forrest

Pretend That Hell Is Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 12, 2016
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Sittin’ ducks in a truck. Sittin’ ducks in a truck on fire. Why them ducks wait down to the wire? Hot ducks see that the […]

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acceptence Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Praise The Lord For Legal Gambling

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Sumbitch took Bob’s rent. Sumbitch weren’t Bob’s landlord, ya? Bob want a double it up His rent. Bob feel electric luck He said. Advert told […]

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Hurtsville You Ain't The Bossamee

There’s One Set Of Rules For The Ruled

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Rich or poor, it don’t matter. If you listen to the mad hatter, Your glass housa freedom will shatter. And you will hafta stay at […]

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Assholes Annonymous

See The Good Lord’s Also In The Seestem

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Ya got your no good guy and Your hey good guy and Your wasn’t me, Untouchable, I’m in their club guy. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Nature Points Response Able

Where You Live Matters

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2016
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Now. Now you live here. Now. Now you live here. Now. Where are you living? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Woman Who Invented Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
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She said we need another god to bow down to. One who can work over distance. We need a god that will hurl bouquets of […]

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Assholes Annonymous fair warning

Just Killin’ Time At The House

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
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Maybe some wouldn’t call it murder. Just Ivan doing what Ivan does. The son-of-a-pupster kills Always for fun and Ivan kills just because. Won’t look […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Lordy, How They Loved Them Some Bacon!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2016
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There were pigs downstairs and In the next room and the Whole garage was fulla Them too and it was Pigs in the morning, Night […]

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Biological Tools Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

That Place Between Thoughts

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2016
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Lord you die so effortlessly! Me, I lie awake wondering if I’ll wake from this night’s slumber Or is my number Up? See, I don’t […]

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Assholes Annonymous Papa Was An Angry Man

Lord Don’t Git Me Outa This Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2016
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You sir, are having a bad day. Not that it couldn’t get worse. Instead of you smouldering brightly inside You could be coinage in a goddamn […]

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Boredom Sucks

Something Wrong With Yer Goddamn Link

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Your site’s live. You’re live. Ninety-nine point nine nine uptime. Your uptime climbs If you don’t mind Listenin’ to the whine The endless whine of […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Get Fucking Angry!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Dude was upset way beyond pepto. Shit was roiling deep inside. He needed to take a dump in reality’s mouth. Needed to holler bitch open […]

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