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Month: February 2018

It's All About Contrast

Familiarity, You Son-Of-A-Bitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2018
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Why you hate this place you live? Why it give You so much grief? No belief that things are bound to change? Maybe rearrange those […]

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Dey Funny

Boiling People

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2018
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He gripped them gently. Drove not Bently. Oh, so friendly! Then the bastard lied to their face. Bastard did this sans disgrace! He could do […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

No, You Can’t Prevent Forrest Fires.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Fuck Smokie The Bear! Fucking Smokie knows bare Faced lies when he sees ’em. Smokie’s our friend. To the bitter end. Smoke says lick ’em […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

Love A Mile Wide And One Inch Deep Is Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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“Whose it gonna be?” “Your husband or your sister?” Said the mother fucker holding a gun. I love my husband but average says He’s gonna […]

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Shit Adds Up

If There’s A Hell Ima Be Da Bess Imp

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Hey you there by the door man. Do you think we’ve hit the floor man? Is anyone keeping score man? Or is it captain’s rules? […]

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wrongaholic

If You Can’t Duck Roll With The Poonches

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Your shit smells okay to you. You think that you never do Anything wrong but friend, You do. You are putting the screws to you […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Frustration Baked In

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Every fucking red light. People wanna fight me. Somethin’ isn’t right and it Ain’t only tonight. Simply gone crazy. Everything be hazy. I’d try but […]

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The Many Facets Of God

He Said You Don’t Want Me To Be As Tall As You

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2018
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But we just wanted him off the table. Understand us? He wasn’t able. Like we could talk cat. Wouldn’t that be phat? Just say… Ivan! […]

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Response Able

Manufacturing Reality

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2018
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Her hair was not that color And she knew it. She brunetted. He had to write shit down or He’d forget it. Who’d forget it? […]

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You Pain Attention?

Stacked Yin. Stacked Yang.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2018
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It’s micro macro right across. If you particle wave then The old coin toss isn’t Chance, it’s choice. And they add up.

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Some'n Ain't Right.

The Thick Tongued Athol

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2018
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With a quick left march he ran his space. Ran his mouth all over the place. Ran his life like it did displace The bad… […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

When You Change, The Universe Changes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2018
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You ain’t been down this street. Not if you changed your mind. See, the street you left by Not throwing that right. Is a street […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Of Course It Repeats It Repeats It Repeats

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2018
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There’s a one o’clock tomorrow. And a Saturday next week. The year after this has twelve more months. And the shit’s gonna be as deep. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Whole Thing’s About To Go Nad

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2018
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They waited four hours. ‘Til their phones went dead. No one mentioned anything Then one of the children said. What are we having for supper? […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

No, THIS Dream Is Real!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2018
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Parallel puddles all got seas. Parallel puddles in degrees. Humans looking out. Out there, please. But their neighbors live beside them. Just over the hill. […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Real Jobs, Real Cars, Real Stadiums. Fake Sports.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 9, 2018
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Auntie auntie eye over Is a game. Ya, it’s a real kid’s game. Football is a game, ya. Baseball is a game. Racing is a […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Fool Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2018
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Fuck bias confirmation And all of it’s sort. Sonsabitches look this way. Find themselves in court. Who are they Anyfuckingway? No fuckingminds! Get outta my […]

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Dey Funny

Clones Run The Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2018
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They started with three rings. Twirling, burning things. They had elephants walking like people! They gave a lady a whip. Made her nearly strip. Surrounded […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

Tastes Like Outer Space

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2018
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Dude couldn’t lick an astro not. Wouldn’t be caught With his glass down. He’d frown. But no sound. Would come. He’d be done. No more pay […]

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Don't Copy This Self

When They Say Your Name Then Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 7, 2018
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What did you mean by that?! Sonofabitch, take that back! You want another smack?! Mister, you watch that yap! Blah blah did this. Ya ya […]

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Operating Systems

Too Much Laughing Hurts

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2018
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Your fucking cheeks! Like a kick to the gut. Can’t catch your breath. Stop it, please stop it! Nose runs. Eyes weep. Uncle tickles like […]

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Dey Funny

The Test For Witches

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 6, 2018
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If you wear a pointy hat You’re a witch. A pointy hat and Roman nose You’re a witch. A broom that doesn’t sweep. A cauldron […]

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History Bitch

Where Money Goes To Disappear

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2018
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You say you want something for nothing. Get paid just sat in your chair. You want to make a million dollars By noon in your […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

You’re Gonna Hafta Admit It – You’re Addicted To Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 5, 2018
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You bitch. You whine. Romp in your suffering… Go ahead, fine. I’m not On at ride. Our paths Shan’t collide. You slip in. I slide… […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

This Life’s A Bubble

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 4, 2018
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Blow hard and long Hope your lungs are strong Cause this breath’s gone It’s a new day’s dawn What’s done is done and Ain’t no […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

This Thing Called Nice

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2018
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You care. And share and wonder Where the rest of them Gain compassion. They seem inhuman and Only you man can turn their Hearts from […]

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