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Year: 2021

Boy Who Got Da Virus

A Rising Tide Drowns The Head-In-Sanders

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2021
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She had a different face for every day. There weren’t much chance and no damn way You would ever catch her without her makeup Cause […]

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You Pain Attention?

T’wasn’t What We Taught

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2021
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A rock, I caught the very edge of it. Damn near hit but it saw fit To ricochet in a brand new way Set a […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Da Fuhrer Said

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2021
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When I show my palm like this My dog sits down. When I make my palm a fist My good dog growls. Then I point […]

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wrongaholic

The Trials Of Lefty

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2021
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You hit your hand on the goddamn door. Kicked the damn cat across the goddamn floor. Kicked up a fuss when you knew there was […]

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You Pain Attention?

It’s Always Been You Against The World

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2021
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That breath you first took. You took it from the world. Yes, you gave it back but That breath came to the world A little […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

And After Sports, They Played Us All, Each Against The Other.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2021
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Television is rigged and Church is rigged and Work is rigged But sports is not and Lotteries no and Voting is not and the economy […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Say Goodmorning Avatar

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2021
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The feet that hit the floor Are not yours. Nor the voice that yells at kids And opens doors. The ears that no longer hear, […]

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Dey Funny

Dem Beggars Want Dey Keedz!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2021
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You might keep your fat mouth shut. When they punch you in the the gut. Bite your tongue no matter what They stick your head […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Old Guys Straight To The Front Lines

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2021
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Goddamn trenches were ten feet deep. Filthy creeping mud walls so goddamn steep A bayonet stabber could see defeat If they looked far down in […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Stop Acting Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2021
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Aliens were at the helm. Beggars were steering the ship. When and wherever love was noticed The aliens destroyed it. They hacked at hugs. Iksnayed […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Jesus Give Me Strength To Stand Up Against You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2021
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The sons a bitches fought so hard To take my life away. Conniving, lying, always trying Anything to have their say. But not today Satans. […]

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Y'all Tered States

Like An Upside Down Funnel On A Coffee Cup

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2021
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Life goes up and remembers forward Starts right there in the ground. An ant, a worm, a disgusting bug Buddy, you’ve been around. And each […]

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Assholes Annonymous

YAY! We’re Gonna Go Camping!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2021
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One blanket each and a stink filled pillow. Stop your damn crying, man, it seeds sorrow! You don’t like today? Well, you won’t like tomorrow. […]

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You Pain Attention?

When Gods Aren’t Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2021
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The Lord had a son. Sent the son-of-a-gun Sent him down here to run. But the work he had done Was never, ever done! We […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

A Little Bitty Prick Let Me Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2021
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Hey get ready for a space invasion! THEY are commin’! You’ll see something! Shit will blow your mind! You will then unwind. Take me to […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Bossing Authoritarians

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2021
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The kid wouldn’t listen from The front of the class. Headphones in. The kid was an ass. But he sure did pass The hell test, […]

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Madness Is In The Food

You’re Only Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2021
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Correct, select. You bet you are right. You might be right if Only for one night. Like the moon has it’s Own light, only for […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Watchman On The Titanic

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2021
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Oh, the wind came up. Whipped the sea like a horse. Galloped on it’s last legs Blew us off course. The sails tried to drown […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

It’s Frightening Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2021
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Buddy did rain. And snow and sleet. Buddy did hot but could not keep His mind screwed on straight But now of late To tough […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Sorry Hard Workers

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2021
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Fuck those dugouts. Goddamn trenches. Sleeping outside. Mother drenches You get in dry clothes! Wanna get sick?! Mother drench us in your love. Tell us […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

No Phone For Mauly

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2021
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She grunts and groans Hates being alone Hates anything foam. Rips shit to threads That shit then dreads To release so easy Mauly, don’t you […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Hell Is A Town In Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2021
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You ain’t going anywhere. Here is where you stay. Call it heaven. Call it hell. You ain’t going away. Come back as a well fed […]

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Critical Thinking

Please Bro Don’t B Rate Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2021
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The beast had a number. And the beast had his. He wondered ’bout his number And what his number is. The beast would never tell […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Inside Voice

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2021
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Nothing to hear. The no voice said. But that deep thought Bounced over his head For he thought every thought Was read. But cyphered in […]

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Ancient History

I See You Don’t See

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2021
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Laugh at reality. Reality’s a joke. Depends what you bin smoking. Or if you’re on da coke. Whether chick or bloke. Whether rich or broke. […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Budday Where’s Your Boday?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2021
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Your team lost last night And one of them kneeled For your anthem. Fuck them! You abandon Them cause They are not your only team! […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Lord Ah See A Train A’Comin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2021
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Well enough doesn’t work for long. They won’t leave well enough alone. Well enough won’t stay where it’s not wanted. Well enough is never less […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Will Use The Un Door

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2021
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Drink from my own damn fountain. Restroom just for me. I will drive by car boy You just wait and see. Get my food to […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Got Your Lie Sense?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2021
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Building permits and Driver’s license. Surveyors to mark that fence. Passport and registration. Steal that car without hesitation. Birth certificate. Health card. Accreditation. SIN card. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Too Smart

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2021
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You are stupid. Just enough. To know that there is fairway rough. You will use the first damn club To knock your notion home. Pally, […]

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