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Assholes Annonymous Papa Was An Angry Man

Lord Don’t Git Me Outa This Place

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2016
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You sir, are having a bad day. Not that it couldn’t get worse. Instead of you smouldering brightly inside You could be coinage in a goddamn […]

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Boredom Sucks

Something Wrong With Yer Goddamn Link

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Your site’s live. You’re live. Ninety-nine point nine nine uptime. Your uptime climbs If you don’t mind Listenin’ to the whine The endless whine of […]

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Courage Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Get Fucking Angry!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Dude was upset way beyond pepto. Shit was roiling deep inside. He needed to take a dump in reality’s mouth. Needed to holler bitch open […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Let’s Say The Road Curves And You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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When circumstances change, you change. When circumstances change, you change. YOU CHANGE! YOU CHANGE! Circumstances have done their part. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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It's All About Contrast

When Addition Stinks

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Jesus you saw her comin’. Knocked a table over Opened that door. But Jesus I see right through you! Idea virus abusin’ whore. Ya you’re […]

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Critical Thinking fair warning

Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
  • 1 comment

He licked his chops. Then her chops. Then his. Motherfucker can lick my balls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages Caring

Ya Better Bring Moar Than Loot

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Two shits was all dude wanted. For somebody else to give. Emotional bloody bank accounts Livin’ like people live. C’mon make a deposit! And another […]

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Assholes Annonymous Dense Is A Human Forrest

She Paid For Large But Wore Small

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2016
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Fucking motherfucking accountants. Don’t do shit but account Accounts. Fucking motherfucking accountants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Boredom Sucks

Wannabe More Like Ivan

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2016
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Ivan don’t care what you think. He don’t need booze to drink. Ivan quenches thirst by toilet. Ivan eats meat without boil it. Ivan sleeps […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

If You Don’t Know Same Shit Different Pile, You Just Don’t Know Shit.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2016
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Dude wished to wake up different. Better than his stupid old self. But he had so little to work with. Most of him still on […]

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Blessings Of The Ages It's Economics Man

Lord If You Were Here I Would Kiss You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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Life has a funny way of happening. Usually when you think it’s not. But life happens constantly alla a time. And it asks for your […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Look Through These Cannabis Contacts

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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The world she is a house of mirrors. Gears and steers. Seers and queers. Shots and beers. No not here’s. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Dogs Will Motor When Forced

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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Tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy. You little ruffie muss drive. Gamma too busy wonderin’ up, what up? She can’t see overflowing cup. Gamma […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Poor People Feel The Rode

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2016
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Oh ya got big tires. Fly by wire. Reboot man little girl. On full flaps. Captain Wise Cracks. Bet it all on black. Not comin […]

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Courage fair warning

How Will You Not Get Cancer?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2016
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Breathin’ in poison down by the boondocks. Choppin’ legs offa recently killed hogs. Keep ona runnin’ cain’t ya hear ’em dawgs? Hidin’ ain’t an option […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Payback Don’t Hafta Be A Bitch

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2016
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Things look different from The other side. Even if that side’s The same. The background’s different. The sun’s higher inna sky. But pointing it out […]

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Papa Was An Angry Man

Holy Transference Badman!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2016
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Boy got kicked inna ass. Papa ain’t take no sass. You grow uppa be a man someday. Ya lucky boy, ya juss ask. Thank you, […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Whoa Now There’s No Problem!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2016
  • 1 comment

One more time just Open your yap And crack! You’re gonna get it! Or maybe you won’t. Maybe keep your trap shut. Maybe shit just […]

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Boredom Sucks

You Know What I Want Just Not How To Get There

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Look straight into my face. I’m not smiling. There’s no reason to. You’re not nice. Asking me stuff. Expecting answers. You’re lame. Oh So lame. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

The End Of Ash Kissing

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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We did it your way. Every damn time. Didn’t even whimper. Didn’t waffle or whine. Did whatever you wanted. Hoped to help you shine. But […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

You Pain To See Me?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Ima call a tiger a tiger. Ima call a spade a spade. Ima call out in anger Calla goddamn midnight raid?! Against the innocent?! Boy […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Me? I’m From Das Resistance!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Someone had to tell him no. It was a no go and This was so cause we said so… And if he didn’t like it […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Jesus Don’t Swim In Cold Water

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Man we are stupid. Hangin’ on this floor. Danglin’ ona rough deck. Horror on horror. Muted explosions. Tiny screams with big meanings. Wrenching the elephant […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Powerlessness Was A Slack Rope To Follow

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Yes you say yes. But you gotta say no. You gotta say no to make it all go Where you want it to go. The […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

God’s Never Wrong But This Dork Is No God

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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I said blue was my favorite color but I was wrong man, I was wrong. I said you and I would always be together but […]

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fair warning Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If You’re Not In The Aggregate Shit Might Never Change

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2016
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Bad shit happens to other people. Good shit happens there too. You wanna see shit happenin’ Stay away from this shadow fool. This shadow, it […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

Oh To Be Friends With Unhappiness

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2016
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Happy all the time isn’t happy. It’s sad. And happy all the time isn’t better. It’s bad. Cause happy needs contrast to really be had. […]

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Ancient History Dense Is A Human Forrest

Oh Jesus Japan

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2016
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Mister hear of Fukushima? Shit’s bad. Ah shit’s bad. No one wants to talk about it. Shit’s bad. Shit’s that bad. Sorry Japan.  Sorry. Sorry. […]

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Ancient History Assholes Annonymous

Hang On Your Happy Stick

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2016
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You stop a cat from gettin chopped. Thank you to your happy stick. You got two ears what ain’t bin lopped. Thank you to your […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Sumbitch Pump Inna Sink Naw

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2016
  • 0 comments

Water by the bucket. Back when shit was free. Doan save some for primin’. Lordy, lord. Fuck thee. Back when shit was free. Thank you, […]

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