Category: Ancient History

Buddy saw his wife flip out today. On a grocery clerk, who said “Ma’am, okay” You’re gonna have to take it to another lane. And […]

Laugh at reality. Reality’s a joke. Depends what you bin smoking. Or if you’re on da coke. Whether chick or bloke. Whether rich or broke. […]

Say what you want. Holding up a sign. That don’t work, have a little wine. Hold a dinner party. Three hundred bucks a plate. Hire […]

The odds are not in your favor. Chances are you’ll drown. And just when you think you’ve bottomed out, The depths will find more down. […]

A cup run-eth over. No landing gear. Over. A dead dog. Rover. You can’t land. Hover. You better get over. That last stupid lover. It […]

You were better than me. Earned more. Smoked more. Drank more. I helped you, though. You took my help and It helped you not. For […]

What causes you? Wearing your un-favorite color? Going without clothing? Does stinking like humans stink cause you to think a little differently? Wearing skid marked […]

Nothing to see here. Move alone little doughgie. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fibber Mcgee was a free spirit he Saw no lines in the sand. There was no edge to skirt How could anybody hurt o’er Li’l […]

He didn’t ask. He kept on telling. He said he didn’t ask. He told by yelling. He said I gotta go. He said go then […]

They don’t know What you know. That the top spins faster On the last throw. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Jesus you sure stand out. Walking in water. Speaking when ya oughter. Tats in the right amount. Got em inna right places Enough traces They […]

Your ancestors have shit in mind for you. You are doing what they want you to. You might get an idea and if they’re game, […]