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Month: July 2016

You Ain't The Bossamee

Don’t Party On Yer Birthday

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2016
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Birthdays are for looking at photos. Thanking friends and dredging good memories. Take it slow and slack on party day But birthday hard every day. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Love, Like Courage, Is Invented.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2016
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Bravery happens when you least expect it. You like him or you don’t. Love and courage take some coaxing. If you don’t come to the […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

None Of That Mattered

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2016
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Keep your chin up and Get out of that gutter. Smile like it’s breathing and Go hug your mother. Hug somebody’s mother or father Or […]

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It's All About Contrast Response Able

Hang Ten On Your Own Wave

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 30, 2016
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You sleep, eat and shit. Maybe not in that order. You’re you today then Tomorrow crossing borders. A father, a mother. A Kid growing up. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

When Yer Shaken Like A Leaf You Can See The Tree Bark

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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It’s micro macro. Turtles all the way down. Turn one over and There’s another turtle found. Hard on top. Soft on the bottom. Good to […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Oblivion, Where Art Thou?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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Sure I can reach the highest high From right here on the ground. And I can die without a why At least not one I’ve […]

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Hurtsville

And If You Call Me An Asshole You’d Be Right

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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Oh the better me is better free To judge past pal ‘o mine. He’s a moron, yes and I Must confess that He’s no frienda […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Waves By You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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If entropy exists and yet the world turns, Is the world now slowing down? Is it the world or me who sets this pace? Is […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Enter Title Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2016
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You better have your story figured out. You better know what it’s all about. You better not leave home without A story you know all […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Your Life Has No Control Group

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2016
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You try, man. You try hard! This, you try that… You watch and learn ’cause Man, you just don’t know. You say you do even […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Make Life Shiny Then Polish Like A Beggar

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2016
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Smile and say ahh. Stretch as high as you can. Peer off into the distance. Chuckle for no reason. Now you’re doin’ it right. Thank […]

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Madness Is In The Food Nature Points

Life Flows Backwards

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 25, 2016
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Feel that stream. Lean on into it. Swim like hell. Like you give a shit. Then give’r shit. Bite hard on it. Leave a mark […]

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Blessings Of The Ages T'aint Really Really Real

You Could Go Back But Never Return

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2016
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Every step. Every look. And not one step or look Misstook. Everyone figured into each play. Each adding up, up to today. And yes it […]

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Assholes Annonymous Blessings Of The Ages

This Was Man Made Afraid

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 22, 2016
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Ah you don’t wanna love less Your love get lost. You know damn well at Love hasa cost. It don’t take cheques and has No […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

T’was A Virtual, Virtual, Virtual Reality.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2016
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She snapped an image of him Taking a picture. Of a photo with his too Smart phone. They were snap, taking, holding realities In dimensions […]

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Personal Improvement

He Had A Mind Like A Steel Trap: If It Wasn’t Forced Open, Nothing Was Caught.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2016
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You better think alot of yourself. Learn to pat yourself on the back. And maybe when yourself gets a little too grumbly, Give yourself a […]

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fair warning

See… Here, It’s Raining.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2016
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Tough not to judge from Where you are. You broken shoes and Dude gotta car. He rollin’ offa road not Too far. You better off […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Rats Don’t Pile

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2016
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Squeeze ’em together. They’ll bite each other. Some’ll even turn gay. Some’ll eat up all ‘a damn food. Others fuck the day away. Rats ain’t […]

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Ancient History Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Coming Of Unglued Number Two

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 7, 2016
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See people can’t change. They want to. But can’t. They have the power But use it They shan’t. Homeostasis. Life on a slant. Favoring the […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Taming Tommy

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2016
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The threat’s in here. Just up ahead. Or maybe it’s over our Goddamn head. Like I said… LOOKOUT! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Blessings Of The Ages

Two Upsets Don’t Make An Upright

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2016
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You get angry. I do not. Your web will not Create my fraught. I’m not caught. Juss you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Ancient History Assholes Annonymous

See Just Below Crazy? At’s Where We’re Headed!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2016
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Shh quiet! I thought I heard something. Something I should not have heard. I shouldn’t have heard you utter ya. Utter at discouraging word. I […]

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Boredom Sucks Papa Was An Angry Man

Trapped By Insects And Homemade Wine Inside This Damned Old House

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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Ya got Kraft Cheese Whiz. Your one kay gee jar. Normally couldn’t steal the bloody stuff for, Eight nine-ninety nine, maybe Seven ninety-nine and now […]

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Critical Thinking It's All About Contrast

Serious Gaming

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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See it. See it. See the Seestem. See it’s bottom. See it’s top. See where it begins. And stops. See? You’re outside now. Where you […]

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Assholes Annonymous Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

Oh Jesus Please Tell Me That’s You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2016
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Your heart can be opened up you know. Without being opened up. Your eyes can be wide seeing nothing but scars. But not wide enough […]

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fair warning

But Could She Remember Rat Nine Thousand?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2016
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Oh dat Evil! It be bad! Evil make awful Bess frienda never had. An at’s sad. Lawyers be glad. Puta nold guy ina seestem. .. […]

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