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Month: September 2019

Dense Is A Human Forrest

Nonsense Hiding

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2019
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We don’t lie. Not this guy. Nor do I. And we don’t protest too much. We’re not out of touch. You can’t call our bluff. […]

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Hurtsville

Two Seconds

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2019
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Fuck that was close! Too damn close… One curiosity is all it takes Then, oh then, baby We ain’t fakes. We be the real thing. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Goddamn The Envelope Pusher Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2019
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Son-of-a-bitch would not leave Well enough alone. He’d improve this. Upgrade that. Like a dawg huntin’ for a bone. There was no Wait! Hold the […]

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Boredom Sucks

He Only Broke The Sound Barrier When He Had Shit Worth Hearing

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2019
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Keep your lips shut. Eyes open. Shit gets real. When we stop hoping. That the stink blows through us. Not us, away. And the skies […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Know Your Heroics Beneficiary

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2019
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Hello chump. Why’nt you dump All your goodness on me. Then I be free of Responsibility uh. For I have thee uh To count on.

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Assholes Annonymous

Dance to The Government Lingo!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2019
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Do you cha-cha-charge? Or do you run away? Stay up all night or? Sleep all day? That’s for them to know and You to say […]

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Dey Funny

The Rights You Give To God

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 19, 2019
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What matters is your color. The pigment of your skin. Your intent, the place, the time of life. Matters not pal, it’s your skin. You’re […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Prisoner Of War Camp Looked Like Normal Houses

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2019
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If you’re gonna have a battle Better choose sides because The long march will start and Nobody rides. Keep your head low. Take it nice […]

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Problem Solve Or Die

No Go Popo

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2019
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You don’t call nine one one To get help from anyone The mother told her son One truthful morn. The kid, he had been born […]

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fair warning

When Lucifer Hollers “Quittin’ Time!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2019
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You had deadbeats missing deadlines. There were dead leads makin’ no finds. Talkin’ deadpan, this ‘ol red man. From his own land. He removed. He […]

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It's Economics Man

Walking Like Vito Rizzuto. You. Mother. Fucker.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2019
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Shoulders back. But not so far, That you look like walking shoulders back. Smile when necessary, not before. Let the others look around, While you […]

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History Bitch

Yera Hill Billy

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2019
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Drank his pail full every day. Boyz around him dun the same. Drankin’ to them weren’t no game. Not to drank would be so lame. […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

You Are Biased About Your Biases

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2019
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Fucking buddy had no clue. And no clue about his cluelessness. His mint intellect was so damn useless. Life was a rained out bluesfest. Cause […]

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Operating Systems

Losing Your Balance

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2019
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A very certain Amount of glue. Is required to Keep you as you. Cause you don’t want to play the fool. Stayed in school. Acted […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Y’Ain’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2019
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You don’t know how good you have it. Y’Ain’t bin swore at. Hair pulled. Arm bent. Threatened. Y’Ain’t bin punched. Y’Ain’t bin slapped. Y’Ain’t bin […]

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Assholes Annonymous

CommonSensically Atrophied

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2019
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You don’t have two fucks to give. You just live Your life as if You’re surrounded by womb. Fed via shiny spoon. Gonna fall down […]

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Everybody Git One Day

He Spoke In Cycles

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2019
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Dude pointed out And there was no doubt It was the same shit, Different day. There was just no effing way. This could be the […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Guzzler

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2019
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Water thirsty guzzle, guzzle. Thirsty thereby quenched. Beer thirsty guzzle, guzzle. Thirst drenched but never quenched. Fighting ’til yer stenched. In yer own sweat and […]

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fair warning

Companies CANNOT Care About You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2019
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You thought Santa existed. The Easter Bunny was real. You think that votes are all counted. Voting levels the field. You bet that they like […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Real As Jesus

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2019
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If I swears to God Dat me an’ A-rod. Is off dah dope… Cause we say nope. To swangin’ rope. Like Lance Armstrong. When shits […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Living A Pretend Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2019
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Say it happened. Believe it did. Swear to it and Act as if Shit was real. Because it is. Especially if invented.

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Courage

We Wish It Wasn’t About Money, But Love Don’t Buy No Grub.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2019
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People care if you pay them to And they’ll keep coming back for more. But you must give praises. And you must give raises. Or […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Oh, So Good At Confabulation!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 6, 2019
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Bovine skat flows from her mouth. Mincing words, whispers that shout. Not what she says but How she says it. You know, she knows She’s […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Throwing People Under The Bus Is A Job

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2019
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Did well in college. Four bedroom house. One great kid. Killed a mouse. Known as hero. Managing zeros. Buddy knows his stuff. When necessary tough. […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

To Scheme The Impossible Dream

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2019
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Bias rips through these old veins. Vision blinkered, curiosity tamed. Any definition already mamed. I know who you are. Words don’t go that far. I […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

You Just Won Six Hundred Thousand!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2019
  • 1 comment

Off your neck. Off your neck. You could breathe much easier. If dude stepped off your neck. Off your back now. Off your back. You […]

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Everybody Git One Day

You Can Jump How Many Stairs?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2019
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Look through any window. Window in this basement. Notice every footprint. You can see where they went. Peer now through this window. Into living, kitchens, […]

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Automaculture

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2019
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You say shit because your family says it. Look at your nose. Pointed at those Same damn walls. Same cat calls. Over same falls. Same […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

The Neverending Competition

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2019
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Navigate like you can’t wait To get to the finsh line. Wound up to unwind. Fed up, still, you dine. Not your way, you whine. […]

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