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Year: 2021

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Stay You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2021
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You fought like hell You know damn well You are made of steel. You won a race You won first place Billions around you reeled. […]

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Awareness Problem Solve Or Die

The Mayor Of Skewed

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2021
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You think you know Bill Bailey. You think you know… You don’t know shit Bill Bailey. You don’t know shit. And yet you guess Bill […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

And About Those Rights

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2021
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You have the right To keep your pie hole shut. No damn crying. No ifs or buts. Keep it shut tight or You know what […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Turn On Your Reciever Deever

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2021
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You pretend you didn’t know. How could you not see? You saw them dividing us Everywhere you be. But the sand is deep You mumble […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Add Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2021
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There was no point. No point to start from and No point to reward A listener for their Wee bitta tension. See, tension has its […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Waves

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2021
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Oh, you better not pout. You better not shout. You’ve gotta look out For your neighbor. But you alone cannot save her. That will take […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Lone Ranger Wore A Breathing Mask

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2021
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Tonto spoke when spoken to. Not before. And he and El Arr Both had horses. And of course They both had guns. No one fucked […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

They Made A Secret Secret Country

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2021
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Two hundred million people strong. Had no flag or national song. But everyone there felt the longing The call from humanity. The sound of being […]

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Y'all Tered States

No Sign Of Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 25, 2021
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Hell has signs. Lots of signs. Hell has signs to make up minds. Hey NO ENTRY! YOU STAND HERE! Hell has signs about drinking beer. […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

Shit Eaters

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2021
  • 1 comment

Maybe you live More than once. Maybe you died Thanks to cunts Taking your life Against your will. Maybe you’ll come back Many times still […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

That Feeling Of Throwing Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2021
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Welled up inside him Could not stop it. Swallowing won’t work Air has no profit. Listen, just drop it! Stop it From coming up Coming […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Believe In Things Not People

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2021
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A car is worth money. A house is too. Those two things are Worth more than you. You are just a person. Persons need to […]

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The Bugs Are Winning This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

Just A Side Note To My Captors

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2021
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John Mcafee killed himself. Tattooed himself to death. Touted concepts so outrageous Caused them much regret. We shall avenge no debt. It’s all even. John […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Hiding Like A Citizen

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2021
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I know we don’t stop At Stop Signs no more. No need to see ahead So boring! Maybe a minute wait Go touring. A tour […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Ginormous Covid Wall

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2021
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I will speak for you mom. I will tell what they have done. But I won’t tell them On the run Thankful that I have […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Anything But Golden

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2021
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A little strip of paper. And elastic bands. Closed so many mouths And tied so many hands. Emptied out a billion heads Kicked out common […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Dreaming At Nightmare Ridge

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 4, 2021
  • 1 comment

Oh, they started so early. Demanding and standing Ground, with no ground To stand on. Flailing about with all of that clout Chopping off most […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Silly Fuck Pandemic Is Contagious So Watch Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2021
  • 1 comment

Smokey balls and tall hats Shiney robes and all that Magic water, on your knees. Listen, chant, and after he’s Spoken to a god, please… […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

Without The Edge

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 27, 2021
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The outside has it’s limitations. They look right back at you. They’re closing in Coming at you fast. There’s nothing you can do. But get […]

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Whatif Da World Is Mada Words?

Hello Code

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 27, 2021
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You are a program. A one wheel cycle. Circadian, ultradian. You read your own bible. Laws made by King You. Deecrees by Lady Luck. You’re […]

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Politics Is A Gamer's Game

Shadows For Sale Or Rent

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2021
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Stick with the original story. Tomorrow, you be sorry. Sorry you met them. Had words with them. They will make up stories.

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Don’t Plead Guilty If You Ain’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2021
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They ask. Are you guilty? You say no. You say yes then There you go. On a new path. You don’t know. You’ve never been […]

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Y'all Tered States

Your Keys Are Lost And Your Mind Is With Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2021
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Pick the right key And the lock is picked. Choose the right road And reality, tricked, Will grant you riches of a hundred men. Pick […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Exit Same As Entrance

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2021
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Mama you’re going home. Your brothers and sister Remember? You kissed her? And then your sister went her way. It wasn’t the best, okay? But […]

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You Pain Attention?

Mom, Don’t Phone The Cops.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 6, 2021
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Nine one one, nine one one. Someone’s mind is on the run. Someone has come all undone. Now they’ve taken all the fun Outa livin […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Love So Many People

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2021
  • 1 comment

Yes, l could hate her. She didn’t know my name. She didn’t know I came. To see her. One time I was part her. A […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

If You Stay In Your Body

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2021
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You’re not going to heaven. You won’t know dimension. You’ll come back again. And again and again. If you stay in that body.

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

The Non Tinkers

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2021
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She was right as rain. In no pain. Ready to gain Full function. Good lady had no gumption. Blind like a bat Who forgot that […]

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Salesperson Of The Month: LOVE

Working Witches

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2021
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She could spell happiness And hope and forgiveness. She cast so many elements Blessings into this Soup called life Or bread or potatoes Doesn’t really […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Fooler Mom

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2021
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Bitch you really got me good. Hood winked me every time you could. I dangled there like you knew I would. I slew all your […]

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