Archive for March, 2017

If You’ve Never Been To Heaven, Can You Tell Us What It’s Like?

He smoked marijuana. A lot of it. He and marijuana were a damn good fit. He could talk about it. Tell about it. See it for all it’s worth. But the folks who made marijuana laws Made marijuana hurt. Barry

Some Folks Get God And Other Folks, They Get Cancer.

  Life is a pantry. Filled or not filled. It’s shelves can be loaded Or everything spilled on The floor and the door The damn door will not open! And it’s you on the inside Hearing words not yet spoken Why would you? It’s useless… Your pantry door’s broken. Barry

When You Go Into The Woulds Today

  Mother Nature is a killer. Via leopard and cliff. It ain’t a matter of when or how And it ain’t a matter of if. You’re going if you came. With only yourself to blame cause Not coming is the game. Barry  

Don’t Count Yer Downfalls Before They’ve Fallen

He set the table for no one to eat. They were everyone gonna get beat At cards. He made the rules which was only no rules. He would wind ’em up slippin’ on booze. Then one by one, friendly, he’d use Them. Course they didn’t see it. If they did, they couldn’t be it. This […]

I See You’re Traveling With Pain Man

  He didn’t feel when he was younger, he DID. He didn’t think when he was younger, he SAID. Amygdala what? when he was younger, Hey, the pressure he was under, Was it really any wonder Trippin’ hard from blund to blunder, That he cast his eyes asunder Cause life finally had his number And […]

If You Live To A Ripe Old Age, Maybe You’ve Lived Too Long.

Man, you know it all now. Can’t nobody tell you. Your mind is all made up. Made up. Nothin’ left to make up. Make up. Your maybe’s are outa luck. Barry Your an A Hole when your Amygdala is missing!   The Humor HELIX Uploaded on Nov 11, 2010 The Humor HELIX This short video […]

Every Shitty Fan Is Covered In Shit And Wisdom, Depending On Where You Look.

  Jesus, I could have used your name Twenty or thirty years ago. But you ducked under Under my shadow. You wouldn’t let me know. Hung out in that fourteenth beer. Countless times drove me safely here. I asked for you, you disappeared. Back then, I could have used you. You were hidden behind if […]

In Alive Out Dead. In Alive Out Dead. In Alive Out Dead.

  See, it’s born and in and Dead and out and If you die at birth then That’s in through out and If you die like a baby You’re out through in and If you keep doing that then Where to begin? Barry Harald Kautz Vella Explains Black Goo

Hear Don’t Wanna But Act On It Not

  Self discipline is a nasty row. A row to be hoed by one. The row caves in just as fast as it’s dug Like the row was never begun. There’s no row, they say Looking around. There’s no row and there is no one. No one can do it. It can’t be done. You […]

Fellow Herdling

  No one gives a shit about you. They DON”T! They DON”T! They DON”T! Like the heart could care less about the gall bladder. Take it out, it can go to hell! Like the nasal passages care about lungs… They DON”T! They DON”T as well! Like the fingernail cares about snot… Okay, it does, if […]

Your Thinking Cap Flew Off Your Head Now You Walk Around Bare Headed

  A sign made you stop and You lost your mind. A light made you go and You lost your mind. Some paint on the asphalt took your little kid and Mama, you lost your mind. A uniform at the airport patted you down and Flyer, you lost your mind. Tax was added to the […]

Contrarian To The Rescue

Jesus you better not listen. Better not pay no mind. Cause if you do they’ll see you too They’ll find you and unwind You. Barry Nick Begich “DARPA Is Testing New Mind Control Technology On Unwitting Civilian Victims.”

The Monition Of Prem

Say what you think will happen. Maybe just speak your mind. Maybe your mind is onto something. Don’t be left behind. Barry

You Fool Yourself

Like preferences, habits and Shit don’t control you… Genes and memes And spears don’t control you?! Barry  

Son, Please Toil Diligently But Not For Those Cocksuckers.

Opportunity looks like a sinking ship. Bilge pump overtime. And salvage work, it ain’t so bad. Cleanin’ up mar-eyen. Mar-eyen? You know? This place you tend to go? And brought you everyone else there. Where you now reside, you know? So map it out then, mark your course. You are the wind, the oxen… horse. […]

The Lazy Handler Of Ivan’s

Ivan, he works only when he has to. And he has to a lot. ‘Cause mice and ducks and prairie chickens They want to be caught. By Ivan. Sleepy Ivan. With a full food bowl you ought naught. But the you that’s you can’t stop. Barry

Don’t Say No Say Uh-Uh

This here is town is same as the rest. Different name. Different address. Same damn test though, Same damn test. Barry

Economics For De Asshole

  Get this through your thick skull! People want to be paid more to do less. Not just your son… They want to be paid sooner than later. Not just your daughter… Can they get that in writing? They want certainty! Shit better be worth more’nay paid… People want increase! Can’t give ’em this? Don’t […]

Mind Da Law

Halt! Who goes there?! I heard him say but Me, I turned and walked away and He, he pointed a stick at me and Me, I walked like someone free and He, he watched me escape, he. Barry

If I Should Die Before I Wake I Hope The Next World Ain’t As Fake

Perception is a thing. Things can be controlled. Things can be not as they seem. Fresh paint over old. Polished up then sold. Sellers acting bold. Buyers don’t behold Anything their told. Barry