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Month: April 2018

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

This Is What Hacking The Future Looks Like

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 27, 2018
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When she called him a stupid cunt He didn’t call her a stupid cunt back. He knew silence was golden. The best move? Tip his […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

You Can’t Spin Your Wheels And Keep Your Plates Spinning Too

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 25, 2018
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One plate balanced on a stick Is tough enough. To keep on that stick. Two plates on two sticks and See how much you bit […]

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fair warning

Safely Trapped

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 24, 2018
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He was predictably hungry. Eating that fence. Could he get out before The baddies came hence? Eat a little hole. Just enough to get out. […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

Move Like You’re Made Of Fluid

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 23, 2018
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Tommy was a big bagga shit. Buthe was used to it. Waddle ovet there. Shinny uppa stair. Splash himseff down. Boilin’ point is found. Naw […]

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This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

Banks Give Two Shits And One Is Not For You.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 23, 2018
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Mama sent Billie to the corner store. The beggars were outa bread. Billie said, Mama, I had to pay anyway! That’s what the storekeep said. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

You’re Made Of Straw Man

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 22, 2018
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They said the bank account was his. Then they took it. They said he should mind his biz. Then they took it. They made the […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Garbage Collector Addicts

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 21, 2018
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She couldn’t pass by a yard sale. Useless shit had her name on it. Too gooda deals… With her name… Written all over that shit. […]

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It's Economics Man

Cheat To Win Or No Winning

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 19, 2018
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Make it for a buck but sell for ten. You’re a good fellow, you. You a millionaire but your people poor. They can’t do this […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

You’re Not As Big As You Think

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 18, 2018
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Step outside naked in minus thirty. You won’t last that long. Walk thru the wild with big, clenched fists. In no time you’ll be gone. […]

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History Bitch

Rewriting Yesterday

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 15, 2018
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At times he was an asshole. At others a great guy. No one thought to wonder How this was or why. Was he really just […]

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Operating Systems

Mickey Projector

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 14, 2018
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He was a flash in the pan. The come as Iran. The Mickey Mouse man. The new happen-nan. But no also ran. No never began. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

He Saw These Timelines

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 14, 2018
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Wanna start fresh. New Davey Koresh. But without his mesh wit Authority. Be da Davey, see. That goes freely. Maybe no kids shot. ATF not […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Don’t Stop Wit Dem Baby Steps

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 14, 2018
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Squeeze in a rep here. Don’t stop moving there. People can’t see you in your Underwear or it’s Not called underwear. But you maybe do […]

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This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

Laws In The State Of Obfuscation

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 13, 2018
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You can lie a wee, wee bit. But not too much. You can say that there’s a Santa. When there’s no such. You can say […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

Frayed Not

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 12, 2018
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He heard that the world was ending. Or at least his world was ending and They’d be sending him out the room The room where […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

My God Goof, Use That Shame!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 12, 2018
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Ain’t wantin’ no shit from No one’s mouth ‘cept Inside my own head. You hear whut I said?! Voices?! Slewfoot, you bastard! I thought you […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Paul Ain’t The Real McCartney And I Ain’t The Real Me

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 12, 2018
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Holy shit you can trade places! Change faces! Displace yourself! No one will tell. They’ll ask you Are you well? You wink cause You won’t […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

Heaven Is Hexagonal

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 11, 2018
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Translucent walls, each with a door. Cells of life with a live neighbor. They swim thru space Sometimes crashing. Still can’t figure Teeth a’ knashing […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Livin’ It Up In The Hallway

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 11, 2018
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See, existence ain’t just life and To live is a part of existing. Pick your room. Enter woomb. Big bam-boom! You see soon but Sheeoot! […]

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Dey Funny

They Came. They Saw. They Took It Bloody ALL!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 8, 2018
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Tomato prices went through the roof. Causa evil marijuana. Liquor sales nearly went poof! Causa evil marijuana. You hada look harder for a bar fight. […]

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If One Reality Can Be Virtual

Contents: Cancer

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 7, 2018
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He was a mind reader When there weren’t one. He baked shit With no sun. Shot shit. With no gun. He was some one. In […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

Talking Senseemeelian

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 7, 2018
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Squeek and scratch and point by ear. They want you to go right here. But they don’t say so. So you don’t dare go. Now […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Gweed

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 7, 2018
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They came for the monay. From the land of Milked and Phonay. Didn’t gives two shits ’bout Came before. They ignore. Open door. They go […]

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Assholes Annonymous

When It’s Bad Or Worse

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 6, 2018
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He hit the haystack at fitty. Like a soft brick wall. Took one car length afore Momentum stalled. Kick-kick-kicked a door open. Ass out hauled. […]

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History Bitch

Swirlin’, Swirlin’, Into The Bowl Of Poop.

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 5, 2018
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Dem plants, dey grow from Da side not facin’ Da light. Dey stretch away from Da endless night. No one to tell dem Dey just […]

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You Pain Attention?

The Truth Will Set You REEEEEE!

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 3, 2018
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T’was the night before Christmas. If you are Christy Anne. If you aren’t, then you’re pissed. That the stores ain’t op-en. But theny-then. You remember […]

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Hurtsville

The Lord Swings Both Ways

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 3, 2018
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God was a lazy son-a-bitch. If he was manifested in Mitch. Cause Mitch don’t give a shit. He wants no piece of it. He doesn’t […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Good Gland

  • Post Author By Barry Williams
  • Post Date April 2, 2018
  • Post Comment 0 comments

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Cause mine don’t work Like buddy the jerk Who called […]

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