2016 – Page 3 – Crossing The Line by Barry Williams

Black Food

By Barry Williams
October 26, 2016
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Mowgy is an odor like Old, wet socks. Mowgy don’t smell okay. Mowgy turns a down nose A little up. Mowgy makes a person say… […]

The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

If You Go Into The Woulds Today

By Barry Williams
October 25, 2016
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Let a little Jesus into your heart. Jesus’ll start To bigger that heart Until you start to See through it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

T'aint Really Really Real

NASA You Bastard!

By Barry Williams
October 23, 2016
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I got up early. Stayed up late. Now I learn the Moon landing’s fake?! The earth is flat? Mickey Mouse ain’t real? C’mon Masons, what’s […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

They Had The Who, What, Where But Still No Why.

By Barry Williams
October 23, 2016
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She was motive blind. Smiled and nodded While the beggars secreted her kind. Under cover of darkness Missus Harkness Gave ’em all they could find. […]

Assholes Annonymous Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Lordy Done Kick Some Cat

By Barry Williams
October 22, 2016
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It’s micro macro. Say it’s not. Name one mousetrap You ain’t caught. Past all paid for. Way past bought. Thinkin’ stinkin’. Other’s thoughts. Thank you, […]

The Many Facets Of God You Ain't The Bossamee

The Birth Of Anser Aurea

By Barry Williams
October 22, 2016
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Ah ya shit ya beggar! Shit’n begone! Step’n inya shit naw, Shit’n begone! Shit’n over lush lawn… C’mon! C’mon! Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Blessings Of The Ages Courage

All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah

By Barry Williams
October 19, 2016
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Hey, who goes there?! Better not be you… Cause if it ’tis Then who dat is Runnin’ all dat show? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

'Tween Mind And Boday!

You Are At Least Two People

By Barry Williams
October 18, 2016
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My body took me out for a walk. I didn’t want to go. But my body inner tremored and Sweated a lot. Felt kinda sick […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Coaches Were Players And They Too Were Played

By Barry Williams
October 15, 2016
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Ah, ya bet and ya bet and ya bet and ya bet. I bet that those bets have have not added up yet To a […]

The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

It’s Intelligent Design All The Way Down

By Barry Williams
October 14, 2016
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Jesus he knew about stupid. Said stupid shit. Did stupid shit. Ate stupid. Drank stupid. Dressed himself in rags stupid. Jesus he knew about smart. […]

Blessings Of The Ages Boredom Sucks

Near Misses Count

By Barry Williams
October 14, 2016
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Ah, the dock. THE DOCK! Gonna hit the dock! But no. Cappy slides them into hawk. Just close enough they can embark. Not knowing how […]

Ancient History

They Didn’t Stop At Santa

By Barry Williams
October 9, 2016
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Fibber Mcgee was a free spirit he Saw no lines in the sand. There was no edge to skirt How could anybody hurt o’er Li’l […]

Blessings Of The Ages

Two Steps Forward And Wait, Two Three, Four.

By Barry Williams
October 8, 2016
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Falling when you’re walking is bad. Falling when you’re running is worse. Falling, maybe jumping, from a moving car, Scabs spelling out some curse. Thank […]

Salesperson Of The Month: LOVE

Speaking About Stuh-Stuttering

By Barry Williams
October 7, 2016
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Man she loves me lots In her special, contained way. Maybe not as much if it looks Like she ain’t gonna get her way. She […]

Madness Is In The Food

In The Beginning, There Was Santa.

By Barry Williams
October 5, 2016
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Ain’t the name of the playground. Got monkeybars or not. Call shit like it really is. Don’t make us make you caught. Thinkin’ us all […]

The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Little Deaths Get Longer

By Barry Williams
October 5, 2016
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When you died, I couldn’t see you. You weren’t around no more. Then you came back said You didn’t die. I could see you some […]

It's All About Contrast The Many Facets Of God

Imagine God Is A Battery And You Are A Little Light

By Barry Williams
October 4, 2016
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Wires man, wires. Tie a beggar down or start some Arcing fires. Weld a piece of metal Travel far some sound. Illuminate the landscape with […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Oh, Just Creating Monsters Is All.

By Barry Williams
October 3, 2016
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He said no aggression. Your first impression Counts. Said take it easy. Don’t be sleazy. Nothing smells like bounce. Said you’re a good guy Why […]

The Many Facets Of God

The Lord Knows How To Add And Subtract

By Barry Williams
October 2, 2016
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You play by the numbers. Eight and eight and eight. Maybe lucky sevens or Snake eyes bitch! Your good luck needs bait. Thank you, friend. […]

The Many Facets Of God

The God Of Lubrication

By Barry Williams
October 2, 2016
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Lordy hep doze folks unfortunate enough They don’t have no grease. They palms is dry and lord, they cry. Jis fo’ a bitta relief. Thank […]

Awareness

If This Is Your Dream Then Make It Your Dream

By Barry Williams
October 1, 2016
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Dream friend dream. You are dreaming. Dreaming your dream. This is your dream so WAKE UP AND DREAM IT! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

My Wife The Bulldog Shit Adds Up

It Looks Like It’s Hard To Cross But It’s Not

By Barry Williams
October 1, 2016
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Mile wide love. One inch deep. Justa lake of love That you can’t keep From vanishing poof! Into thin air. Wear some other shoes then […]

Courage Perseverence

Oh Ya Mister Who Knows Best

By Barry Williams
September 30, 2016
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It’s just a nickel for every skinned knee. A dime for every skinned nose. For a dollar it’ll snap your femur. Buck fitty get you […]

Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

God I Like Talking With You

By Barry Williams
September 30, 2016
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The lord she spake to me this day. She said Barry look at life this way. She said you’re not here. I’m not here too. […]

Dense Is A Human Forrest

Damn Wisdom Is Expensive!

By Barry Williams
September 28, 2016
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Ah fool me once At’s not nice. But fool me again and Dammit! Twice! Now I’m a fool who’ll Be fooled thrice. This being fooled […]

Livin' In The State Of Scared

Though They Never Ever Met Him, They Believed What They Were Told About Satan.

By Barry Williams
September 26, 2016
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He exorcised a lot. Slammin’ doors in Lucifer’s face. And it didn’t seem to matter what door he shut, Slewfoot enter at another place. He […]

Blessings Of The Ages

Gimme That Old Time Attention

By Barry Williams
September 25, 2016
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Yes, they were junkies. Needed it or else. Need the brass bands and the Whistles and bells. Needed color. Needed fashion. Needed phase locking eyes […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

With Any Luck At All, You’ll Die A Thousand Deaths.

By Barry Williams
September 25, 2016
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Goddammit he hated himself. He was such an ass. Maybe shit would straighten out If that bastard passed. He could pass Would pass Should pass […]

Hurtsville Madness Is In The Food

Scoundrel Be Thy Name

By Barry Williams
September 24, 2016
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Brother, you know couches. Sofas and Lazy Boys. Brother, you’ve supped more sea than fish. Brother, and big boy toys. You slam. You hollar. Spend […]

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

There Was Santa, Jesus And The Easter Bunny, Flying Inna UFO.

By Barry Williams
September 24, 2016
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Please daddy tell me! Are you smart? Are you a good man? Witha good heart? Willya hangaround or Willya depart? Tell me daddy! Daddy please! […]

Year: 2016

Black Food

If You Go Into The Woulds Today

NASA You Bastard!

They Had The Who, What, Where But Still No Why.

Lordy Done Kick Some Cat

The Birth Of Anser Aurea

All He Ever Wanted Was A Little Em-Pie-Ah

You Are At Least Two People

The Coaches Were Players And They Too Were Played

It’s Intelligent Design All The Way Down

Near Misses Count

They Didn’t Stop At Santa

Two Steps Forward And Wait, Two Three, Four.

Speaking About Stuh-Stuttering

In The Beginning, There Was Santa.

Little Deaths Get Longer

Imagine God Is A Battery And You Are A Little Light

Oh, Just Creating Monsters Is All.

The Lord Knows How To Add And Subtract

The God Of Lubrication

If This Is Your Dream Then Make It Your Dream

It Looks Like It’s Hard To Cross But It’s Not

Oh Ya Mister Who Knows Best

God I Like Talking With You

Damn Wisdom Is Expensive!

Though They Never Ever Met Him, They Believed What They Were Told About Satan.

Gimme That Old Time Attention

With Any Luck At All, You’ll Die A Thousand Deaths.

Scoundrel Be Thy Name

There Was Santa, Jesus And The Easter Bunny, Flying Inna UFO.

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