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Year: 2018

Awareness

Santa Hands Out PTSD

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2018
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Here comes Santa Clause. Here comes Santa Clause! Man, old Santa’s lame! See, Santa works for Hudson’s Bay. Walmart and Macy’s, yay! Santa fronts for […]

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Awareness

Phasers On Ignore

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2018
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He picks his nose and his goddamn farts! Her mother’s a bitch. His father, an arse. She hits dat bingo. Develops lingo that Buddy says, […]

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Awareness

Three Fitty Nine

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2018
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Two eyes two ears two legs Two sides of this one thing You call yours and on All fours that table turns To where you’re […]

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Awareness

This Land Is Not Your Land

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2018
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Hello renter and Occasional dissenter. How does your garden grow? Do you even know What makes all this go? No, you do not know. Cause […]

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Awareness

To Thine Own Self Be Rude

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 7, 2018
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Bite your tongue. Bite it hard. Save yourself from you retard. Be thee quiet. Silent riot. Wisdom’s on it’s way.

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Blessings Of The Ages

Mister Man Reflects, Can You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2018
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He yelled at his kids. Smacked ’em on the rump. Warned them if they misbehave There’d be another thumping. He yelled too much and He […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

You Would

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 1, 2018
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Dude shuffles into your waiting room. He’s hurting. Hurt bad. You’d say, sir, take a number… Ain’t ya heard we’re shorta staff?! Lady says – […]

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Dey Funny

Don’t Run, Step Out Of Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2018
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A thousand goose stepping people. All goose stepping as one. One goose stepper stepping out Of time… Lookit that son-of-a-gun! What is he thinking?! Izzie […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

See The Outside From Insight

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2018
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This wool is not a thread but it Will wind up on a bed As a mattress cover. This thread is not a sheet but […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Whom Thought It Was A Right Idea

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2018
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You work too hard. You drink too much. You don’t do this Or such and such. You are an asshole. And you don’t know it. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Notches Of Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2018
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Everytime her pie hole flapped He would carve another notch. And every notch was piled up The last one was a gotcha! It split their […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Ya You Know Me Karma

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2018
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He said there’s only so much internet. And you’re taking up alot. We replied the only internet we used Is the internet we bought. We […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Hello Revealer

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 20, 2018
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You can’t act natural Cause you’re not. There’s a great big screen for fake And you’re caught In it, so you struggle. You wiggle. You […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

If You Must Eat Shit, Make It Tough.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2018
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You’ve got a damn good reason to complain But you don’t. You could whine and bitch about your pain But you won’t. Because that pain […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

The Power Of No Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2018
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Underarms don’t stink because The owners of them think About today, who maybe drinks From the dankest, hairy sink? And then they drop a little […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Only You Can Prevent Random

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2018
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When this light flashed two times, He touched that. When that bar spun like this, He tapped that. Then a chime would sound and He’d […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

They Took The Smartest Ones First

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2018
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They grabbed him by his Ipad. Dashed his brains out on a website. He’d sleep the sleep of the undead. And he starts this big […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Never Not Being Fooled

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 12, 2018
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World War One wasn’t world war one. World War Two was War Two Thousand. Human noses used to plough sand. Sand that won’t even stay […]

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Y'all Tered States

Whoa Motherfucker! They Said To Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2018
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They always said whoa to me. They said; Whoa behind my back. Said whoa, Without us, You’re facked. Said we ain’t helpin’ none You’re cracked. […]

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Boredom Sucks

If You Turn Sixty

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2018
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You better watch your mouth Cause shit heads south In a heartbeat. No retreat, In defeat. Cause you’ll meet A monster. It’s you sir. Or […]

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You Pain Attention?

Once You Learn To Spot A Bag Pilot

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2018
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See that thing You can’t unsee. Wherever you look, There it be. Occasionally wishing you Did not see it. That’d be freedom! To not see […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Earth Is Flat. Life Is Round.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 29, 2018
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You can see that water is flat. It’s flat. It’s flat. Water’s flat. The earth is covered by water. So that is enough of that. […]

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Don't Copy This Self

The Devil’s In The Wee Tales

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2018
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Mama, she loves me. Wouldn’t hurt me none. She tells me, your Papa, Look what he has done. He cursed you. He hit you. Chased […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Does Loser Give Off A Smell That Only Losers Can’t Smell?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2018
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Malodorous. He was one of us and He held a high position. Ranking. High ranking. You hadda have the Right disposition.    

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Y'all Tered States

Marijuana – Wild Mexican Tobacco!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2018
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Oh, we gonna have some big fun tonight! Our cheeks will hurt. We’ll double dessert. People will stare. We’ll try not to care. ‘Cause there […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changing

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 9, 2018
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Today ain’t good and Tamorry ain’t no better. But what’s a couple changes to An old go getter? Go get this. Go get that. Hurry […]

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You Pain Attention?

Fuck You Tragedy And You Bastard Malevolence!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 6, 2018
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Jesus christ, he wanted to cry. He needed shouting in his ears why, WHY?! Fooled him bad, he didn’t even try To forgive them. Because […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Aquired Intelligence Deficiency

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2018
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You think you are smart. But you’re not. You think there’s more to get. So it’s got You. It’s illusion. The confusion. Of diffusion. Gotcha […]

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Response Able

They Have Swarm Intelligence And You Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2018
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Your enemies are plotting your demise. They are fed up with your poorly crafted lies. Your legs had better work or your disguise Of being crippled […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Give Placebo A Chance

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2018
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Love won’t hardly touch lower back torture. A friendly visit don’t do shit to fix that knee. You just need to take a walk. Maybe […]

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