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Month: January 2018

Boredom Sucks

Getout Miwaydad

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 31, 2018
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Somebody blockin’ the isle, ya. Somebody arsina way. You pullin shit like a boss, ya. Everything flowin’ today!

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Courage

Don’t Say You’re Not Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 30, 2018
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Crazy is as crazy does and Boi, you do a lot. You jumpin’ way too high In a bouncy castle fraught With bad intent and […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Reeko Shay

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 29, 2018
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Ya, you got one shot and You took it! You’re scared now and You look it! The womb was free and You shook it! You’re […]

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Corporassy

The Octa-Puss And You

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 26, 2018
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You are a germ on a piece of dirt. Under the finger nail of a giant. One finger can’t say what The whole hand will […]

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Awareness

The Great Wall Of Great Wallas

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2018
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For a long time they Kept them out. But they kept coming. Charged them hard. Shuffled them about. But the tourists, they kept coming. The […]

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Boredom Sucks

Name Things Backwards

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2018
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The first world war was just Another war until world war second. Kennedy was gonna change the world Until a Texas heaven beckoned. Dot com […]

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Assholes Annonymous

You Don’t Have To Be A Victim Of Your Mind Control

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 22, 2018
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Red means stop. Red and blue – STOP NOW! Stand for the anthem. Sing out proud! Keep on standing for The next anthem too. You […]

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Jeepers How Religions Get Crazy

Toss Your Cookies, Heaven’s Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2018
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The little dog licked her on her lips. A love lick! Love lick! Primped little bitch’s name Was MyC. At’s right, MyC. I thought that […]

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Shit Adds Up

Yer Diamond Bird Drops Ninety-Nine Shits

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2018
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You can move a human being But still not move them. They can feel all moved themselves But not too far. They won’t stay moved […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

Obviously A Major Malfunction

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2018
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Just moved his eyes. Kept his neck to himself. Wouldn’t look up nor Look down. Steps? Couldn’t do them. They hurt his back. Couldn’t see […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Hell Has Angels That Look Like Angels

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 21, 2018
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God, she was smart. And responsible! Did as expected and What she was told. Got a good job after Lots of school. Married a scientist. […]

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History Bitch

Okay But

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2018
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She wasn’t his wife. This wasn’t his car. That wasn’t real money Cleared the tab at the bar. Didn’t get his number. No, she got […]

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Operating Systems

One Trillion Languages

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 20, 2018
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Joe conversin’ with his new wife Pam. Pam was livid with Joe and Sam. Doin’ that man thing, understand? Forgot about Pam. Pam done slam Another […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Theory Of Stinks

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2018
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I’m tossing cat shit around. Old diaperz on the ground. A slop pail tipward bound. Smear myself with goatshit. Cover my wife in batshit. Stay […]

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Critical Thinking

The Mind Comes From Yang. A.I. Comes From Yin.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 19, 2018
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Ats why A.I. will never be conscious. But it’ll come dang close doh!

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Future Must Be Held Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 17, 2018
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I’m older. Weaker. Slower. Smarter. Too agreeable. Too foreseeable. Too many times I’ve been there. Too far to reach. Too far to go. Too many […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

They Once Asked What Got Into Him But They Should Have Been Asking Who

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 15, 2018
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Exactly!

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Assholes Annonymous

I Was Just Thinking

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2018
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You know you own the Present and you own yesterday. But that ain’t even half enough to get You through today. You need tomorrow and […]

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History Bitch

Circumstances. They Change.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 12, 2018
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See this ditch It’s beside the road. Here you’re headed like You’ve been told cause You do shit everyday The same. You keep score but […]

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Operating Systems

Impotence We Don’t Talk About

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2018
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Billy had a limber timber. Caused Billy hoot and hinder. Could want that taste that maybe Cry that’s rat, cake be Icing side down.

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fair warning

Shit’s Not Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 10, 2018
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Do people that wear a toup. Not understand to dupe? Have their senses flown the coop? They once had hair but shoot. Now they don’t. […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Call Things By Their Right Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 9, 2018
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Joey was an ass. He was an asshole. Debbie was a bitch. A fucking bitch! Murry was a cop. Who became a politician. Murry was […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Life Can Pile Up Around You Or It Can Add Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2018
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You there in the middle. Making miles from muddle. You see things from the inside Looking out. You could be the outside. Running through the […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

The Never Ending Show Has No Audience

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2018
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The world on the other side Of this door Is still there. I don’t see it. I can’t hear it but I know that world […]

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Dey Funny

Love Is…

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 7, 2018
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An invention to Make tension and They don’t mention At the convention That this love-in Has been shovin’ people Off the friggin edge! There’s a […]

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Awareness Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Sir Downsalot

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 6, 2018
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You’re no good You’re no good. You’re no good with rules, ya. Make your own. Live at home. On the fly. You’re that guy. Lives […]

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fair warning

When It’s Yer Time, It’s Yer Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 5, 2018
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Guy was born tall and Gill was born short. Guy on the fifth and Gil on the fourth. Guy was born to a rich family. […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Know You Don’t Know Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 3, 2018
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Hum-bo. Say it. Say it lots. Maybe humbo will be Your thoughts. Maybe you smile more. And nod to another. You treat every person as […]

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