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Year: 2018

Corporassy

But They’ll NEVER Find The Soul Of Marijuana!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 30, 2018
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They found our THC. Found them some CBD. Then they went cray aye zee. They wore hairnets galore. They dressed to thrill doc-tor. They card […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Bitch Boy Karma

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2018
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There is a richochet. No matter what you say. Maybe not today, But it’s coming. If I were you, I’d start running. Not off from […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

Livin’ Echoes

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2018
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I should say I love you But I won’t. And you won’t say you love me, ‘Cause I won’t. When I love you so much… […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

This Next Letter Will Change My World

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2018
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Virtual is as virtual does and ya Cannot stop just because The guy in front of you Hogan dos. If you do not know what […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Best Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2018
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Ya gotta group of days anda Group of ways A day might Just get better. There’s a vacuum seal, It’s really no big deal. Cause […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

From Yer Up Step You Step Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2018
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You. Were fucked. You. Lucked out. When you met me bout That notty not and You. Are fraught with Don’t get caught With yer IQ […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Could It Be That Yer A Stupid Cunt?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2018
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You stay there in the ditch. Lest reveal that you a bitch. You smart when no one smarter. You steal from the larder. While we […]

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It's All About Contrast

If Yer Going Outside, Tuck Yer Brain In.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 18, 2018
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They prayed in the morning through Light conversation to Color the air They all breathed. They looked on the sunny side And there they found […]

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

Okay It’s A Loop

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2018
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Same, same, same, the old dude said. He was blind as he tapped on his own damn head. Couldn’t see where His train of thought […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Learn To Talk With The Manimals

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2018
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Buddy’s an asshole. Suzie’s a bitch. The guy at the gate is A son-of-a-bitch. Constant complaining Goodness draining. No refraining. You stay sane if You […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Game Fucking ON You Idiots

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2018
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On second thought Ima do my own thang. Just like before you scooped it. You just went all damn stupid. And I don’t think you […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

Oh. My. Fuck… Intent Matters.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2018
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Jesus woke up on the wrong Side of his bed. Pissed at bed and Wore a skid mark two days old. Jesus hit the hard […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Interpreting Boolshat

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 12, 2018
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Yesterday, you fell flat on your face. Today you’re stinking up the place. Tomorrow’s filled with big disgrace. What’s a po’ boi to do? Maybe […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

God Licks The Nape Of Yer Neck

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 11, 2018
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Brrr! Said god but No one answered back. They were stuck in the moment. Held by great green krack. They were feeling felt As if […]

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Dey Funny

As Fast As The Pony Express

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 9, 2018
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Nobody gonna pay a dollar for No goddamn greeting card! Ain’t gonna give up hard earned dough For anything so retarded! Never gonna pay no […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Could Love You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2018
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Look into the mirror. That spot there in your eye. You look and look and the time it took, Don’t u wonder why? You took […]

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Assholes Annonymous

When Fucking People Works

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2018
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Fuck being nice. Shit on who needs it. Screw people twice. First one’s on me. Next one’s on you. Please come on back. So I […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Nice Guys Finish

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2018
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Don’t start shit. Don’t say shit You cain’t back up. Wartch your mouth. Warsh yer hands. Don’t flail about. You stink you think You don’t, […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

You Sheeft?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2018
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Circumstances change. You change. They do, you don’t. Be rearranged & Rash ready.

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Assholes Annonymous

Y’All Feel

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2018
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Patterns. You are one. You think you’re someone. And you think you’re just one. Wrong.  

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Fuck Me

Preciate This Pain Sweet Jesus

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2018
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I know you might leave tomorrow. Maybe you’ll leave tonight. Let’s say you sneak out on bare feet. Maybe scoot away by bike. I know, […]

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Critical Thinking

Bribes Work Because The Bribed Won’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 3, 2018
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Ain’t no sum-in fer nuthin’. Even nothin’ coss sum-in If ya gotta pick it up. Or point it out. No, that ain’t free. Takes energy. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Will Kill You

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2018
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Some people try to bite god once. God swats ’em outa the sky. Other folks nibble at god’s big feet. They try to bite god, […]

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If One Reality Can Be Virtual

Waay More Than One Hallway

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 1, 2018
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Sure, you lookin’ inna winder. This winda, trute be tole. This winda only, all udders, nah. My as well beon hole. Waitin’ fer a time […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Wind Up Less Often

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2018
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Fast or slow. You’ll get there. Happy or sad. Life don’t care. You pay your toll But beware… You can pay too much.

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Blessings Of The Ages

Doing Hard Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 27, 2018
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It was a bad situation. All of creation Had stymied elation and Led to tough shit piling up. She had had enough. The going was […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Do You Pick Your Nose Or Does Your Nose Pick You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2018
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Zero sum game. Running then lame. It’s the same. Hidden vision. Circumstancial collision. Viewing that once hidden. By being smitten. With not here and now. […]

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Assholes Annonymous

The Incorruptably Corrupt

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2018
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An oath was taken. The ground was shakin’. The best, they makin’ A promise to truth. Evil was shook cause The best, they took That […]

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Dey Funny

The Yapping Of Cal

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2018
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Maybe a feeding frenzy with Objectors plenty who Could not share and Would not dare stop their Howling near the Carcass where the Hubbub now […]

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You Pain Attention?

Hand Me The Keys Lord

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2018
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Yes, shit can change. And you can change shit. You avoid a hit then Crack a big hit. Throw a big fit. Work a big […]

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