2022 – Page 3 – Crossing The Line by Barry Williams

Everyone Is Monkey In The Middle

By Barry Williams
July 21, 2022
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His phone went blank. The keys to his bank They all said thanks, But no thanks. You’re not who you were. There’s no number there. […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Name Your Name

By Barry Williams
July 21, 2022
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This little bastard loved himself. Loved himself! Loved himself! Act like a giant and an elf. He felt swell. Happy as hell! That little bastard, […]

Livin' In The State Of Trance

All Plans Are Made Of Shit

By Barry Williams
July 21, 2022
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Something stinks about a calendar. Like the numbers don’t add up. The days don’t rhyme The months don’t match People have had enough. We oughta […]

Whatif Da World Is Mada Words?

Think Of Me Little, Not Little Me.

By Barry Williams
July 20, 2022
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Where Earth bleeds, man’s needs Are met with great abundance. Do the fun dance! Maybe Sun dance. See you now prance Like you know somethin’ […]

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The Fourty Year Head Shot

By Barry Williams
July 19, 2022
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Kenedy, they killed in a damn parade. Splattered Jack’s brain with a Don’t! so engraved. Everyone knew that no one was afraid. They will knock […]

Whatif Da World Is Mada Words?

Heyzeus Save Me!

By Barry Williams
July 18, 2022
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You can’t swim. Why you a swimmer? Why you let simmer A life that is dimmer than a light house. Where bouts You living?

The Regular Grind Is A Good One

Got Fam?

By Barry Williams
July 18, 2022
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Buddy knew he had no friends Who made amends Who now pretends That they have friends aplenty. Who seldom get so cunty. Say, you’re a […]

Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

When You Wish Upon A Swish

By Barry Williams
July 13, 2022
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You own you and To stay true You be you… Plus kaizen every day.

You Ain't The Bossamee

Not What You Ordered

By Barry Williams
July 13, 2022
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Spaggetti in a pizza pan. French fries on the barbie. Had they gone too far he, Mused out loud and heard him, too Was others […]

Y'all Tered States

The War On Screens And Dial Tones

By Barry Williams
July 9, 2022
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He was screwed, you might say And yes, just today He was hooped way more than was normal. There were hints though they seemed so […]

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Life Sucks On Suckers

By Barry Williams
July 5, 2022
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Who does well? The rich! Who thinks life’s a bitch? You twitch. You twitch because you know That life is gonna flow Like a bed […]

Sad Times at Human High

The Lord Can’t Help

By Barry Williams
July 4, 2022
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There’s a line you must not cross. Avoid at any cost Crossing that line, thinking I’ll be fine. You won’t, and you’ll be lost. That […]

You Pain Attention?

Your Best Parasites

By Barry Williams
July 4, 2022
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They’re not going to kill you. Not gonna drink your blood. Gonna tickle you with kindness. Hit you with a flood Of shit so good, […]

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If That’s The Way

By Barry Williams
June 29, 2022
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You’re an ogre man. An also-ran. Got no tan, Albino. Rinos have tough skin. Yours is so thin. Babies can see right through you.

Dense Is A Human Forrest

Habitual Insanity

By Barry Williams
June 29, 2022
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Their driveway didn’t go to their house. They were a few bricks short of a load. Their lights were on but no one was home. […]

Assholes Annonymous

This Body

By Barry Williams
June 27, 2022
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I breathe It breathes. I wheeze It wheezes. Like this thing was me. Following me. Mimicking me. Acting like me. Impostor me. I am not […]

The Regular Grind Is A Good One

The Damn Thing Broke When I Was

By Barry Williams
June 27, 2022
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No! Goddammit! Not today! Yelled at the spirits that awful day. Yes, they stayed because of their payday. And chickens coming home to roost… A […]

The Bugs Are Winning

If You Might Be Found Guilty, Start A Fire.

By Barry Williams
June 27, 2022
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Wrong as shit and tired of it, The bad folks needed distraction. And fast, they needed tough action. The blaming starts, they must act then. […]

It's Economics Man

Who Wins Wars?

By Barry Williams
June 21, 2022
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Bullets cost money and Bullets cost lives and Pull that trigger and Someone thrives And they care not Who shoots or who dies. War must […]

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Doof?

By Barry Williams
June 17, 2022
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Untouched, they missed the Flynn Effect. Headed downhill, going like heck. If they don’t slow down, they will surely wreck. Not one of them gives […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Kicking The Shit Outa Boris Badenov

By Barry Williams
June 15, 2022
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Dude was a pansy. Skin so soft with hands he Would not use for work. Oh no, that shit he’d shirk. A well dressed man […]

Don't Copy This Self

Plasmastic Dreams

By Barry Williams
June 14, 2022
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Oh man, you said some shit. You said some shit last night. Some of it was right. Some was outa sight. Some was not so […]

Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

The Warts Of Worry

By Barry Williams
June 9, 2022
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Things have a way of working out. Said the blind man to the tramp. Ain’t all crippled or gibbled up. Life’s a pain but just […]

Don't Copy This Self

Reality Is A One Horse Town

By Barry Williams
June 7, 2022
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So you think you know How the big life goes But you haven’t stuck your toe in the water? Maybe you knew but forgotten. Shit […]

Y'all Tered States

Good Fear Bad Fear

By Barry Williams
June 3, 2022
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You say no you cannot do it. Strapped in fear shoes they fit. They will run you straight into heaven. And straight to hell if […]

Maybe Universes Are Stacked

Ticks

By Barry Williams
May 29, 2022
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They found a wood tick On a planet ya And the damn tick She had kids. And them damn kids, they had kids. The planet […]

You Ain't The Bossamee

Welp, We Did It!

By Barry Williams
May 28, 2022
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Pa sometimes thought He’s a fuckup. Pa was talking bout me But pops didn’t see That me set free Can do some shit. I can […]

Everybody Git One Day

When Worry River Rises

By Barry Williams
May 14, 2022
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They were right down there in the water. Bright clothed like they oughta Want to be rescued But no, it’s fuck you. You old fuck […]

Holy Cow Wartime

It’s Your God Given Right!

By Barry Williams
May 14, 2022
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Buddy had a god and Buddy’s Friend had a god but Those two gods fought And Buddy got caught In the muddle In a puddle. […]

Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Morale Was The Gold They Were Digging For But The Silly Diggers Dug Right Through It

By Barry Williams
May 10, 2022
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Good humor, he said, was paramount. It was the bedrock of what came next. Toil, they could, like normal men But they couldn’t cause they […]

Year: 2022

Everyone Is Monkey In The Middle

Name Your Name

All Plans Are Made Of Shit

Think Of Me Little, Not Little Me.

The Fourty Year Head Shot

Heyzeus Save Me!

Got Fam?

When You Wish Upon A Swish

Not What You Ordered

The War On Screens And Dial Tones

Life Sucks On Suckers

The Lord Can’t Help

Your Best Parasites

If That’s The Way

Habitual Insanity

This Body

The Damn Thing Broke When I Was

If You Might Be Found Guilty, Start A Fire.

Who Wins Wars?

Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Doof?

Kicking The Shit Outa Boris Badenov

Plasmastic Dreams

The Warts Of Worry

Reality Is A One Horse Town

Good Fear Bad Fear

Ticks

Welp, We Did It!

When Worry River Rises

It’s Your God Given Right!

Morale Was The Gold They Were Digging For But The Silly Diggers Dug Right Through It

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