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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
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Lucifer In My Genes

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2018
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He had a devil of time getting Into those pants. See, she was married, Living with her parents. And mom and dad had a different […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Beware The Witch Spotters

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2018
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If your nose is hooked, You’re a witch. If you have a broom and an Un-swept room, You’re a witch. Say you own a cauldron […]

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Operating Systems

First You Buy The Product, Then You Buy The Woman.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2018
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When salt breaks up It’s a killer. When mates collide It’s a thriller. But after that high. When push leads to why? Neither are drinking […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Attraction, Affection, Attachment: Call It Love!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2018
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She was angry. Disgusted. Wanted him busted in a Thousand million pieces as Hostilities increase he says All this money on lawyers Drawn out and […]

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You Pain Attention?

Beware The Virus Vector

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2018
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Growling was the language she spoke and Howling was how she repeated. When she imparted your speaker didn’t speak. When her hand’s up you stay […]

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Corporassy T'aint Really Really Real

Some Actors Do More Than Break A Leg

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2018
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Luke, I am yer fahdah! You can go to the movies or The movies can come to you. The movies don’t care which road they […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

No Shit Sherlock

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2018
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Wiss out De Edge Put this in the back of your mind. If you have one… Not a mind but a front or back. Up […]

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History Bitch

You Have No Idea What You Don’t Care About

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2018
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  Who gives a shit about baby turtles? Stupid little shells litter the beach… Who gives two shits about a wee bitta graft? And all […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Another’s Dimension Ain’t My Dimension

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2018
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  Who pissed on the floor?! Yelled the janitor. Goddamn bastard’s are rude! Yelled the manager. Budget’s toast, you’re the cleaner now. Whispered the owner […]

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You Pain Attention?

There’s A Show

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2018
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You be watching the janitor. The hat check girl. The ork-est-tree. You are missing the moo, ooh, vee. The di-reck-tor. The set director. The story […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Why I Lie

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2018
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The Tooth Fairy is a lying bitch and Santa’s a lying sack of shit. The Easter Bunny is a sideways fuck and The Sandman can […]

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Dey Funny

Authors Who Overuse Profanity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2018
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Ima write this story with No swear words. No saying f*ck. No saying duck. No saying asterisk. No saying pr*ick. (whoops) No saying sh*t and […]

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Awareness

Say It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
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Fuck your bitten tongue! Spit that bullshit out! You will loose your voice if you Do not shout! Say what it’s about! Organize your clout! […]

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Fuck Me

The Overridden

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
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To a point he was smart and Beyond that, motherfucker Was as stupid as fuck. At that point he’s outa luck. You better jump back […]

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Bovine Skatology

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
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He wouldn’t say shit if His mouth was full of it and he Reeked of all purdy and nice. But fall down in front of […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Molecules Of Piss

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
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If you had a bright light At the base Of your personal gruntin’ throne. You would notice something that Few men consent to own. No […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Everyone Is Acting

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
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Bitch was nice until familiar. She kinda lied alot and Could easily be caught Picking her nose. She was one of those Bitches I suppose […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

Smarm Smarm Smarmy

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2018
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He was sincerely not interested. Smiled that fake smile. And man he could praise til That praise rose your bile. He was an itch in […]

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The Damned

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
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Do and you are fucked. Don’t and you are fucked. Hope you like being fucked… Fucked is where you live. A fuck is what you […]

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You Pain Attention?

Waste Not Want Not And Other Bullshite

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
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The mosquito don’t care about your blood supply. The mosquito, he just wants blood. Cows don’t fret the yellowing grass. Cows just chew their cud. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Implode

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
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Bite your tongue and Keep your pie hole shut. You ain’t changin’ shit What, what, what… what? You are a babysitter. Babysitting babies. Babies gonna […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Words Or Swords, What’s It Gonna Be?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2018
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You runnin’ off at the mouth Or your fists? Are you puttin’ up or down a fight? Do you spread darkness? Makin’ up some bad? […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Life: Easy To Learn. Difficult To Master.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2018
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GO! if you must and You must! Get up and get at’em. Come at and combat ’em! They’ll stop if you stop ’em. But you […]

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It's All About Contrast

Familiarity, You Son-Of-A-Bitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2018
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Why you hate this place you live? Why it give You so much grief? No belief that things are bound to change? Maybe rearrange those […]

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Dey Funny

Boiling People

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2018
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He gripped them gently. Drove not Bently. Oh, so friendly! Then the bastard lied to their face. Bastard did this sans disgrace! He could do […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

No, You Can’t Prevent Forrest Fires.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Fuck Smokie The Bear! Fucking Smokie knows bare Faced lies when he sees ’em. Smokie’s our friend. To the bitter end. Smoke says lick ’em […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

Love A Mile Wide And One Inch Deep Is Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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“Whose it gonna be?” “Your husband or your sister?” Said the mother fucker holding a gun. I love my husband but average says He’s gonna […]

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Shit Adds Up

If There’s A Hell Ima Be Da Bess Imp

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Hey you there by the door man. Do you think we’ve hit the floor man? Is anyone keeping score man? Or is it captain’s rules? […]

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wrongaholic

If You Can’t Duck Roll With The Poonches

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Your shit smells okay to you. You think that you never do Anything wrong but friend, You do. You are putting the screws to you […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Frustration Baked In

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2018
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Every fucking red light. People wanna fight me. Somethin’ isn’t right and it Ain’t only tonight. Simply gone crazy. Everything be hazy. I’d try but […]

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