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Month: September 2016

Courage Perseverence

Oh Ya Mister Who Knows Best

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2016
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It’s just a nickel for every skinned knee. A dime for every skinned nose. For a dollar it’ll snap your femur. Buck fitty get you […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

God I Like Talking With You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2016
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The lord she spake to me this day. She said Barry look at life this way. She said you’re not here. I’m not here too. […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Damn Wisdom Is Expensive!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 28, 2016
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Ah fool me once At’s not nice. But fool me again and Dammit! Twice! Now I’m a fool who’ll Be fooled thrice. This being fooled […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Though They Never Ever Met Him, They Believed What They Were Told About Satan.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2016
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He exorcised a lot. Slammin’ doors in Lucifer’s face. And it didn’t seem to matter what door he shut, Slewfoot enter at another place. He […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Gimme That Old Time Attention

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2016
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Yes, they were junkies. Needed it or else. Need the brass bands and the Whistles and bells. Needed color. Needed fashion. Needed phase locking eyes […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

With Any Luck At All, You’ll Die A Thousand Deaths.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 25, 2016
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Goddammit he hated himself. He was such an ass. Maybe shit would straighten out If that bastard passed. He could pass Would pass Should pass […]

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Hurtsville Madness Is In The Food

Scoundrel Be Thy Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2016
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Brother, you know couches. Sofas and Lazy Boys. Brother, you’ve supped more sea than fish. Brother, and big boy toys. You slam. You hollar. Spend […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

There Was Santa, Jesus And The Easter Bunny, Flying Inna UFO.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2016
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Please daddy tell me! Are you smart? Are you a good man? Witha good heart? Willya hangaround or Willya depart? Tell me daddy! Daddy please! […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Fuh Fuh Failure Awaits You

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2016
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You can’t do this. Yes… you can’t. Try as you may (And you may try) You can’t do it. Wanna know why? ‘Cause you are […]

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Operating Systems

The Tinker’s Damn

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2016
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Great grandaddy spoke to him Through genes and genes and genes. Those genes they brought their own message Through memes and memes and memes. Grandaddy […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Anyone Can Direct But Few Directors Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2016
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You mustn’t stay in character all day long. A dozen bloody costume changes, Please stay strong. Memorized the dialogue and the Actor’s faces. Knew every […]

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Ancient History Livin' In The State Of Scared

They Fought For Fighting

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2016
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It ain’t about a dollar. The old man said. It’s oneupmanship and Parta that’s dead. You can’t turn your back onna Half killed guy ’cause […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

A Fresh Mind In Every Joint

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2016
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Arr, ooga booga! Ya dang ding dong! Changer ‘ol attitude. Changer of tunes. Lawdy swamp me good naw. Take me on home. Keep me onna […]

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Awareness It's All About Contrast

No One Could See But Everyone Smelled That Someone Had Pissed In The Playground

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2016
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There’s a merry-go-round anda Swing for swingers and the Monkey bar hangers eye the Rope ladder clingers. Care givers think that they know What they […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

The Problem Is No Problem

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2016
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You can’t be wrong. Make no mistakes. Eat ugly cake. At your lies bake. I dine with you. Eata humble stew. That leads into The […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Please ‘O Please Have A Gut

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2016
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He ain’t been seen since The Billy Jack scene And in between was it Full ahead steam Or some hand cream to Sooth the scream […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

‘Cause Then I’d Hafta Killya

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
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Got a big ‘ol rang. Big as a baby fist. An nigga ifya hasta stare at it, You ain’t caught it’s drift… Airs a game […]

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Taking Responsibility The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Brother, You Took Another Path.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
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Before you were something I watched you. I watched you grow and heard your no A million times. You yelled let go! Yanked your hand […]

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Courage Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Nothing Is As It Appears And Even That Seemed A Little Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
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Santa doesn’t wear his suit Every day of the year. Sometimes Santa works like an elf, Other times drunk on beer. Sometimes Santa let’s shit […]

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Shit Adds Up

A Little Bitta Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2016
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Oh t’day we gonna do somethin’. Ah git mah arse outa this here chair. And off we go to don’t know where, Cause few folks […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Yes, He Knew The Big Bad Wolf Was Real And Came A Couple Wolves At A Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 12, 2016
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You know you don’t know. You do, don’t you do? Know and don’t you know what you don’t know will Bring you to now know […]

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Politics Is A Gamer's Game

When Contrast Is Low

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 12, 2016
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In the dark dude said I’m a really tall guy and Boy can I run fast! Thena sun came round Lit uppa whole ground Sun […]

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Ancient History

Not What But How To Do It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2016
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He didn’t ask. He kept on telling. He said he didn’t ask. He told by yelling. He said I gotta go. He said go then […]

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Madness Is In The Food

Crazy Can’t Be Outcrazied

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2016
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Unreasonable was their language. Riddles were how they spoke. To strangers they sounded funny. To them it was code for no joke. Fools would suffer […]

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Boredom Sucks It's All About Contrast

My God Persistence

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2016
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He wouldn’t shut up. Wouldn’t go away. Listened for yes. Couldn’t hear nay. Had a silly plan based on What if you can? and Dispising […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Thirty One Souls On Board The Good ‘Ol Starsheep Bartholimew

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2016
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Oh you’ve got some splainin’ to do! When you remove your head from your whoo. Until then, keep mumblin’, It’ll ensure you’re humble when It […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Think And Grow Rich With It’s Secret Hidden In The Title

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2016
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Thoughts are things. That don’t always work. I think I’ll rake the lawn. Or maybe make a shirk. Maybe she hates me. Why she so […]

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Ancient History The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

When This Is Your Dream World

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2016
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Jesus this place can be a huge shit hole. Where children have to give up hope. And others slide by even some bad guy Sayin’ […]

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Ancient History

Thow Da Chillen!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2016
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They don’t know What you know. That the top spins faster On the last throw. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Assholes Annonymous Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ricochet Habit

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2016
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Don’t look under your shirt. Don’t look into your shoes. Who’s that wrecking your shit? Sure as hell ain’t you! Is it? Gettin’ creamed on […]

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