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Year: 2017

Assholes Annonymous It's All About Contrast

Hola Monsieur Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2017
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I’m no bloody teacher, mister Brown. I’m a clown. New to town. I’ve been sideways and up-side down. All around. Broke the sound Barrier. ‘Cause […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

If The Earth Is Turning, We Pay. If The Multiverse Turns, We Earn.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2017
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One color don’t cut it. One shape won’t work. Buddy thinks I’ll listen but He’s the jerk Who said I have to. I got no […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

See The Inside Edge Of Your Eyes

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2017
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Step back from your head. Just one step back. See that edge and Then look back. See, there’s a back to look to. You’re snug, […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

Your Body Is Not Yours

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2017
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A house burned down. A woman survived. Her house was not her life. A man’s truck is lost. Stolen last night. The man still has […]

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History Bitch

His Majesties Freedom

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 8, 2017
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I ain’t ever asked the king for shit. The king, he gave me lots. And every time the king, he want to smile. I wonder […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge It's All About Contrast

Problems Have Two Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 7, 2017
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Before shits happens It looks like this. Once the rhubarb’s hit It looks like that. This can’t be seen from that. That only comes after […]

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fair warning History Bitch

Such An Ass You Can Be Without Trying!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 6, 2017
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Ya grandma, you have sharp teeth! Your mind is dull and Your eyes are foggy but Grandma, you have sharp teeth! It’s a blister pack […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Hurtful Diligence

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Send me the sign of mosquito. Let the beggar want my blood. Try and steal it from me not once but thrice. Intersection intersects with […]

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Courage Hurtsville

God’s Plan And Your Plan Will Meet At The Corner

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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Jesus, I wasn’t expecting you today. Not this way. Not okay. I was there waiting for you to say Buddy, how you want the following? […]

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Assholes Annonymous

If You Can’t Spot The Joker, It’s You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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See that flash in the pan? That’s you. See that boy as a man? You too. Wakin’ up to change the world? Boo hoo. Maybe […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest fair warning

Haunted Projects

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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This book’s writ but Ain’t writ right. Printed words need outa sight. Editor cannot smell the plight Of an author drowning in turmoil. Barry

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You Pain Attention?

The Rotation Of Cuff

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 5, 2017
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You don’t need to sleep tonight. Plans were changed to outa sight. Yesterday’s wrongs now maybe right. Tell me, can you turn onna dime? Barry

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Awareness

Pain In The Beginning. In The End – No Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2017
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Pull that muscle. Stub that toe. When you strive these things that go. They holler to you, pally, SLOW! But forward is your way, now. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Choose Your Family

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2017
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Room you came in is not yours. That room have so many doors. Who come in there, who come out. Comin’ out know not about […]

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World View

You Got Your Two Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2017
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The crows, they scream. They don’t scream like I want ice-cream, It’s an all out, over-head scream. Motherfuckers scream. Night and day. Ain’t no need […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Ya He’d Scrap The Captain For Mister Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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It’s an ill wind that blows When the windows ain’t closed. And it’s better seen far from the outside. Inside, she’s like nature. All curvy […]

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wrongaholic You Pain Attention?

Move Ahead A Little Every Day Cause God Stops Before You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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They needed daze off. Couldn’t stay on. Feet might move but the Back was gone. Curiosity? They had none. Needed a break. Say they’re done. […]

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

The En-Tire Human Race

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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That tire, she’s a wobble. That tire lose her tread. That tire outa balance. This tire air bin bled Outa that tire, into thin air. […]

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Biological Tools Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Buddy, Can You Spare A Lesson?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Wow you don’t see reality. Don’t you see? You don’t see! Reality. It ain’t what you took it to be. See… Reality is made a […]

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Assholes Annonymous History Bitch

Good Only Works If Shit Gets Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Fuck it! I’m done! I can’t take no mo’. This shit train’s pulling into the station. I’ve had it! I’m through! This bastard’s fed up. […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Cancer They Could See In His Goddamn Shit But Suicide They Could Not See

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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Jesus, let me not fuck up Quite so much today. Jesus can you give give me life And in your special way Can you steal […]

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Assholes Annonymous

We Drank Throughout Every Day For Evening We Boarded Other Sheeps

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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I found this mind. Alone. Frustrated. Spoke we did and then We dated. It broke me and soon we Faded into Couples. Couples. Barry

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It's Economics Man

The World Ain’t Turning But The Spinning Continues

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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Whoa! Shite is not the same. If you are in the game. The game, she changes. Open range is No more home on the range. […]

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Dey Funny History Bitch

Stand In This Line If You Want Shit To Fall On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2017
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You are better than me, man. Pitty me, I just can’t Grasp reality. Not like you. You’ll just do What I can’t seem to… Barry

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It's All About Contrast

My Lordy, What You Don’t Know!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2017
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You need a new sun Every four damn months. No earth better touch your water. If you’re gonna play God you Gotta get good at […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Dancing The Real Time Schadenfreude

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2017
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  I won’t turn my back on you, no. Becausa what you’ll do. You’ll go through With An unthought-out plan. Another also ran. Just because […]

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Don't Copy This Self fair warning

The Throwers Of Quill

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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Shit came out her eyes and nose. Tiny veins wrapped with pantyhose Couldn’t contain the poison, so… She hissed instead of speaking. You couldn’t help […]

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It's Economics Man Operating Systems

Beat Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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  The landlord says the rent is due. You don’t pay no rent. The lottery dude says tickets here! But the lottery loot bin spent. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Purpose Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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If you ask what is the purpose of life You’re already on it. Barry

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'Tween Mind And Boday! Problem Solve Or Die

Visit Your Past Like A Personal Cemetery

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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  Please be a fucking idiot. A retard and a sloth. Be the worst of the worst. A stink-bomb with shoes. From there you shouldn’t […]

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