Skip to content
Crossing The Line by Barry Williams
Pretend you went insane and could type. Welcome!
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me
Shuffle
  • Non Fiction Podcasts
  • Free Non Fiction Ebooks
  • Owners Manual
  • #41500 (no title)
  • Contact Me

Month: March 2018

Courage

This Ladder Won’t Be Climbed Via Rungs

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2018
  • 1 comment

It’s easy to get down. You can jump. Tougher to get up. You can grunt. Cause the ladder of life Is bound by steps That […]

1 Comment on This Ladder Won’t Be Climbed Via Rungs
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

They Got You By The Points!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2018
  • 0 comments

She traded phones. Married a data hog. Not paying forty for three gigs Cause the fucking nig nog Can’t see that Wi-Fi hasn’t con Ected […]

Leave a Comment on They Got You By The Points!
The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

You Walk With The Devil Not Run From Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2018
  • 0 comments

Oh Satan, damn you! Playing all these tricks. Giving me these kicks… Did you think I thought this was free?! Hell no man, hell no […]

Leave a Comment on You Walk With The Devil Not Run From Him
The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Satan Admires Persistence If It Drives You To Drink

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2018
  • 0 comments

You should stop already. There’s bad ahead of you. It’s on you like shit to a blanket. No need for you to crank it. Just […]

Leave a Comment on Satan Admires Persistence If It Drives You To Drink
Maybe Universes Are Stacked

When You Start Thinking About Microbes

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2018
  • 0 comments

God ain’t give a hoot about what you think. God’s okay with you still being a fink. She could give two shits if you drink. […]

Leave a Comment on When You Start Thinking About Microbes
fair warning

Lucifer In My Genes

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2018
  • 0 comments

He had a devil of time getting Into those pants. See, she was married, Living with her parents. And mom and dad had a different […]

Leave a Comment on Lucifer In My Genes
Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Beware The Witch Spotters

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2018
  • 0 comments

If your nose is hooked, You’re a witch. If you have a broom and an Un-swept room, You’re a witch. Say you own a cauldron […]

Leave a Comment on Beware The Witch Spotters
Operating Systems

First You Buy The Product, Then You Buy The Woman.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 17, 2018
  • 0 comments

When salt breaks up It’s a killer. When mates collide It’s a thriller. But after that high. When push leads to why? Neither are drinking […]

Leave a Comment on First You Buy The Product, Then You Buy The Woman.
Don't Copy This Self

Attraction, Affection, Attachment: Call It Love!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2018
  • 1 comment

She was angry. Disgusted. Wanted him busted in a Thousand million pieces as Hostilities increase he says All this money on lawyers Drawn out and […]

1 Comment on Attraction, Affection, Attachment: Call It Love!
You Pain Attention?

Beware The Virus Vector

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2018
  • 0 comments

Growling was the language she spoke and Howling was how she repeated. When she imparted your speaker didn’t speak. When her hand’s up you stay […]

Leave a Comment on Beware The Virus Vector
Corporassy T'aint Really Really Real

Some Actors Do More Than Break A Leg

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2018
  • 0 comments

Luke, I am yer fahdah! You can go to the movies or The movies can come to you. The movies don’t care which road they […]

Leave a Comment on Some Actors Do More Than Break A Leg
Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

No Shit Sherlock

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2018
  • 0 comments

Wiss out De Edge Put this in the back of your mind. If you have one… Not a mind but a front or back. Up […]

Leave a Comment on No Shit Sherlock
History Bitch

You Have No Idea What You Don’t Care About

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2018
  • 0 comments

  Who gives a shit about baby turtles? Stupid little shells litter the beach… Who gives two shits about a wee bitta graft? And all […]

Leave a Comment on You Have No Idea What You Don’t Care About
Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Another’s Dimension Ain’t My Dimension

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2018
  • 0 comments

  Who pissed on the floor?! Yelled the janitor. Goddamn bastard’s are rude! Yelled the manager. Budget’s toast, you’re the cleaner now. Whispered the owner […]

Leave a Comment on Another’s Dimension Ain’t My Dimension
You Pain Attention?

There’s A Show

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 11, 2018
  • 0 comments

You be watching the janitor. The hat check girl. The ork-est-tree. You are missing the moo, ooh, vee. The di-reck-tor. The set director. The story […]

Leave a Comment on There’s A Show
Assholes Annonymous

Why I Lie

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2018
  • 0 comments

The Tooth Fairy is a lying bitch and Santa’s a lying sack of shit. The Easter Bunny is a sideways fuck and The Sandman can […]

Leave a Comment on Why I Lie
Dey Funny

Authors Who Overuse Profanity

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2018
  • 0 comments

Ima write this story with No swear words. No saying f*ck. No saying duck. No saying asterisk. No saying pr*ick. (whoops) No saying sh*t and […]

Leave a Comment on Authors Who Overuse Profanity
Awareness

Say It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
  • 1 comment

Fuck your bitten tongue! Spit that bullshit out! You will loose your voice if you Do not shout! Say what it’s about! Organize your clout! […]

1 Comment on Say It
Fuck Me

The Overridden

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

To a point he was smart and Beyond that, motherfucker Was as stupid as fuck. At that point he’s outa luck. You better jump back […]

Leave a Comment on The Overridden
fair warning

Bovine Skatology

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

He wouldn’t say shit if His mouth was full of it and he Reeked of all purdy and nice. But fall down in front of […]

Leave a Comment on Bovine Skatology
You Ain't The Bossamee

Molecules Of Piss

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

If you had a bright light At the base Of your personal gruntin’ throne. You would notice something that Few men consent to own. No […]

Leave a Comment on Molecules Of Piss
Dense Is A Human Forrest

Everyone Is Acting

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

Bitch was nice until familiar. She kinda lied alot and Could easily be caught Picking her nose. She was one of those Bitches I suppose […]

Leave a Comment on Everyone Is Acting
Some'n Ain't Right.

Smarm Smarm Smarmy

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2018
  • 0 comments

He was sincerely not interested. Smiled that fake smile. And man he could praise til That praise rose your bile. He was an itch in […]

Leave a Comment on Smarm Smarm Smarmy
fair warning

The Damned

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
  • 0 comments

Do and you are fucked. Don’t and you are fucked. Hope you like being fucked… Fucked is where you live. A fuck is what you […]

Leave a Comment on The Damned
You Pain Attention?

Waste Not Want Not And Other Bullshite

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
  • 0 comments

The mosquito don’t care about your blood supply. The mosquito, he just wants blood. Cows don’t fret the yellowing grass. Cows just chew their cud. […]

Leave a Comment on Waste Not Want Not And Other Bullshite
You Pain Attention?

Implode

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2018
  • 0 comments

Bite your tongue and Keep your pie hole shut. You ain’t changin’ shit What, what, what… what? You are a babysitter. Babysitting babies. Babies gonna […]

Leave a Comment on Implode
The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Words Or Swords, What’s It Gonna Be?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2018
  • 0 comments

You runnin’ off at the mouth Or your fists? Are you puttin’ up or down a fight? Do you spread darkness? Makin’ up some bad? […]

Leave a Comment on Words Or Swords, What’s It Gonna Be?
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Life: Easy To Learn. Difficult To Master.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2018
  • 1 comment

GO! if you must and You must! Get up and get at’em. Come at and combat ’em! They’ll stop if you stop ’em. But you […]

1 Comment on Life: Easy To Learn. Difficult To Master.

 

Oh Yeah? Show Me Whar!

 

Subscribe

 

Shite Starts Here

  • Archive of All Posts
  • Recent Blog Posts

Picture of me not available

Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!

TICKETS!

Get your tickets ready please!

Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?

Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?

The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.

And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...

Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?

Have a grand day, friend.

TICKETS!

Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com

 

Recent Posts

  • Meditation. Medication. Same Damn Thing.
  • Surreptitious Entry
  • First, They Dance.
  • Fuck Insurance. Get Your Coverage From Kaizen.
  • The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest
  • Heads That Are More Than A Noggin
  • To Smart For Anyone’s Good
  • Dog Paddling With Sharks
  • Eye Contact With A Shark
  • Medals?! Waste Of Metal. Give ‘Em Paper!
  • Chinese Innovation
  • Dynamic Activation

Recent Comments

  • izi drop promokod_vpkr on Sorry Non Karmic Believers
  • Barry on Hazing – Tastes Awful, Works Great!
  • Barry Williams on My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.
  • Barry Williams on The Fear Of Odd
  • Barry Williams on Fucking Rights Werewolves Exist!

Archives

  • May 2025 (4)
  • April 2025 (4)
  • March 2025 (17)
  • February 2025 (10)
  • January 2025 (7)
  • December 2024 (12)
  • November 2024 (16)
  • October 2024 (7)
  • September 2024 (8)
  • August 2024 (11)
  • July 2024 (10)
  • June 2024 (5)
  • May 2024 (9)
  • April 2024 (5)
  • March 2024 (5)
  • February 2024 (5)
  • January 2024 (11)
  • December 2023 (8)
  • November 2023 (6)
  • October 2023 (14)
  • September 2023 (4)
  • August 2023 (8)
  • July 2023 (10)
  • June 2023 (14)
  • May 2023 (10)
  • April 2023 (10)
  • March 2023 (11)
  • February 2023 (9)
  • January 2023 (1)
  • December 2022 (6)
  • November 2022 (10)
  • October 2022 (11)
  • September 2022 (8)
  • August 2022 (16)
  • July 2022 (22)
  • June 2022 (12)
  • May 2022 (9)
  • April 2022 (23)
  • March 2022 (23)
  • February 2022 (21)
  • January 2022 (28)
  • December 2021 (20)
  • November 2021 (12)
  • October 2021 (13)
  • September 2021 (8)
  • August 2021 (11)
  • July 2021 (13)
  • June 2021 (11)
  • May 2021 (12)
  • April 2021 (3)
  • March 2021 (9)
  • February 2021 (5)
  • January 2021 (5)
  • December 2020 (13)
  • November 2020 (9)
  • October 2020 (8)
  • September 2020 (5)
  • August 2020 (16)
  • July 2020 (6)
  • June 2020 (22)
  • May 2020 (17)
  • April 2020 (19)
  • March 2020 (3)
  • February 2020 (9)
  • January 2020 (10)
  • December 2019 (5)
  • November 2019 (28)
  • October 2019 (17)
  • September 2019 (29)
  • August 2019 (16)
  • July 2019 (11)
  • June 2019 (11)
  • May 2019 (8)
  • April 2019 (11)
  • March 2019 (14)
  • February 2019 (9)
  • January 2019 (10)
  • December 2018 (7)
  • November 2018 (14)
  • October 2018 (9)
  • September 2018 (20)
  • August 2018 (9)
  • July 2018 (25)
  • June 2018 (15)
  • May 2018 (23)
  • April 2018 (28)
  • March 2018 (28)
  • February 2018 (26)
  • January 2018 (28)
  • December 2017 (30)
  • August 2017 (12)
  • July 2017 (33)
  • June 2017 (36)
  • May 2017 (20)
  • April 2017 (31)
  • March 2017 (20)
  • February 2017 (13)
  • January 2017 (8)
  • December 2016 (23)
  • November 2016 (20)
  • October 2016 (39)
  • September 2016 (35)
  • August 2016 (41)
  • July 2016 (26)
  • June 2016 (49)
  • May 2016 (35)
  • April 2016 (43)
  • March 2016 (38)
  • February 2016 (42)
  • January 2016 (29)
  • December 2015 (75)
  • November 2015 (82)
  • October 2015 (65)
  • September 2015 (103)
  • August 2015 (144)
  • July 2015 (83)
  • June 2015 (95)
  • May 2015 (82)
  • April 2015 (94)
  • March 2015 (86)
  • February 2015 (116)
  • January 2015 (99)
  • December 2014 (148)
  • November 2014 (71)
  • October 2014 (78)
  • September 2014 (89)
  • August 2014 (71)
  • July 2014 (106)
  • June 2014 (70)
  • May 2014 (165)
  • April 2014 (128)
  • March 2014 (118)
  • February 2014 (87)
  • January 2014 (83)
  • December 2013 (113)
  • November 2013 (140)
  • October 2013 (117)
  • September 2013 (49)
  • August 2013 (103)
  • July 2013 (127)
  • June 2013 (111)
  • May 2013 (112)
  • April 2013 (107)
  • March 2013 (121)
  • February 2013 (145)
  • January 2013 (115)
  • December 2012 (125)
  • November 2012 (119)
  • October 2012 (180)
  • September 2012 (118)
  • August 2012 (102)
  • July 2012 (93)
  • June 2012 (53)
  • May 2012 (81)
  • April 2012 (112)
  • March 2012 (136)
  • February 2012 (72)
  • January 2012 (56)
  • December 2011 (36)
  • November 2011 (43)
  • October 2011 (91)
  • September 2011 (53)
  • August 2011 (18)
  • July 2011 (61)
  • June 2011 (19)
  • May 2011 (21)
  • April 2011 (9)
  • March 2011 (7)
  • February 2011 (16)
  • January 2011 (7)
  • December 2010 (2)
  • November 2010 (6)
  • October 2010 (14)
  • September 2010 (8)
  • August 2010 (2)
  • July 2010 (11)
  • June 2010 (8)
  • May 2010 (8)
  • April 2010 (16)
  • March 2010 (17)
  • February 2010 (9)

 

 

You May Also Like:

Livin' In The State Of Trance

Meditation. Medication. Same Damn Thing.

Posted on May 20, 2025May 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Shit Adds Up

Surreptitious Entry

Posted on May 19, 2025May 19, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

First, They Dance.

Posted on May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 by Barry Williams
Problem Solve Or Die

Fuck Insurance. Get Your Coverage From Kaizen.

Posted on May 9, 2025May 9, 2025 by Barry Williams
Don't Copy This Self

The Good Guys Are Bad But The Bad Guys Are Badest

Posted on April 30, 2025April 30, 2025 by Barry Williams
Y'all Tered States

Heads That Are More Than A Noggin

Posted on April 20, 2025April 20, 2025 by Barry Williams
Copyright © 2025
Designed & Developed by ThemeinWP Team
Scroll to top
Cleantalk Pixel