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Year: 2018

Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Sorry Ain’t An Asshole Licence

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2018
  • 2 comments

Moron is an adjective. Especially for you. Your shit’s so reactive. What? You got no clue?! You are what you do! You disturb shitter. Big […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Change, She Is Not Coming.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2018
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In a town where everyone limps No one thinks they’re limping. No one calls out Gimpy! Everyone has a cane. Everyone limps the same. Waddling […]

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History Bitch

Ruder And Abuser

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2018
  • 0 comments

Holy shit Mart, ya ignent. You’re rude. You’re crude. You’re full wazooed. Shoulda bin tatooed. Get a big middle finger on ya forehead. Sayin’ back […]

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

South Heading Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2018
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Let’s say you’re unaware. Because you are. Say the universe is big And you’re a star. Stars burn out and Stars collide. This shit tastes […]

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You Pain Attention?

You Got My Back Boi

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2018
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Ya born all together and All that shit. I don’t make that much Of it but, mom… Jesus, mom, she says you call You brudder. […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Manufacturing Gratitude

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 6, 2018
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Get a life, my friend. Then almost lose it. Have some pain, my friend. Then slowly lose it. Work your fingers to the bone then […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

You Fucking Fuck With Me Fucker And Fuck Boi You Be Fucked!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 4, 2018
  • 1 comment

When you sleep with dogs, Ats ruff. When you grit your teeth. Enough. When you look too screen. With no in between. Maybe inside scream […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Personal Message To My Reader

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2018
  • 0 comments

I know who you are. Who you are. Who you are. I know you know I know Who you are. Who you are. But that […]

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Operating Systems

Babble Head

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 2, 2018
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You talk in jerkles. You makin’ hurdles. Your dreams a’curdle The sickest cream. You makin’ problems. You know we got ’em. But you still brought […]

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Boredom Sucks

You Guessed Wrong

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 30, 2018
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You can’t estimate. You’re guessing tube’s plugged. Once you could guesstimate. Now you bin drugged By red light, green light, Yellow light fine! Didn’t know […]

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Assholes Annonymous Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Gone! Curiosity Gone!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 30, 2018
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Certainty is what we need! Got no time to grow from seed! You don’t follow, you will bleed! You wanna drive an old car? Name […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

If I Don’t Feed This Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2018
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He wasn’t from here and He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t stay here and He couldn’t leave. No one saw him choking. He spat privately. The […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Keep Your Hands To Your Side When Handed Garbage

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2018
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You got a red car boy And selfish galore. Got some crazy damn thinkin’, You do. And if the world weren’t so weird. Lettin’ crazy […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Mind The Yap Gap

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 23, 2018
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People say and people do. More people say than do. To those folks, don’t be true. Don’t give them all of you. Don’t let them […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Muscle Cramp Is Your Not There State

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2018
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Hello rigor mortis! Got life force to support us. See, life completely forces Us up and all around these courses and We must bow before […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

Life Listen Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2018
  • 0 comments

Hey signal boy Where your joy? Come on down to a plant floor. Got more even than you score. You good for A witty? Reppin’ […]

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Madness Is In The Food

To Roll Before Da Punches

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2018
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Look if shit is headed your way. You can’t stay the same way. You will wonder What the hey? While someone eats your lunch say […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

I Spared Your Life Today Bitch

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2018
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I could have strangled you. Kicked you black and blue. So fucking smug, you. Piss me off. You goddamn selfish bitch. I scratch your every […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Nobody Saying No Good? Let That Be A Warning!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2018
  • 0 comments

Mama said keep yo’ pie hole shut When you ain’t got good to say. I thought, Mama, at’s plain wrong. Sayin’ good only makes us […]

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Boredom Sucks

Chicken Head Hill

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2018
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There’s a place not too far From where you live. This damn place will take all You have to give. Here, there’s no pretending and […]

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Don't Copy This Self

If You’re Cynical And You Know It, Raise Your Hands!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2018
  • 0 comments

They all just sat there. No one did a thing. They’d seen this shit before. Numbers were up. Waiting to be called. Someone settling some […]

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Dey Funny

Your Many Modes Of Transportation

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2018
  • 0 comments

Been down this road so many ways. Hope for tomorrow, sad yesterdays. Fretting, angry, why me lord? Letting go, sometimes just bored. Waiting for a […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

In Talks-ication

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 13, 2018
  • 0 comments

Why do some people love each other? While other people couldn’t be bothered? Why don’t we carry band aids? Reassure when they’re afraid? Why don’t […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Fuck You This Is BARRY LAND!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2018
  • 0 comments

Skid mark where there was none. Chip dip on the dim sum. Come git ifya want some. Buddy don’t store no water. Bill your damn […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

When Our Side Rapes And Pillages, We Call It Liberation.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2018
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We beat them and FUCK THEM! We beat them, we did! Like old uncle Sid said, Fuck them, they wanna fight? They get what’s coming, […]

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Assholes Annonymous

You Know About Phones And You Do Nada

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2018
  • 0 comments

Batteries die. But don’t go to heaven. Strap on a seat belt If you’re gonna get in. The safety is on so You don’t shoot […]

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History Bitch

When Admiration Goes

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

Something worth emulating. Something so right. Something so worthy It’s outa sight. To the average Joe. And the Joe’s below Joe. Ain’t much chance For […]

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Boredom Sucks

Ya Ya Micro Macro. The Same Same Same.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

Don’t let them fool you. Don’t be a tool you Use once and throw away. It’s all the same, you say. Well, you are right, […]

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Ancient History

The Game Won’t Let You Out, So Play!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

The odds are not in your favor. Chances are you’ll drown. And just when you think you’ve bottomed out, The depths will find more down. […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

Tough To Extrapolate A Bat From A Ball But Ain’t No Game Without It

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2018
  • 0 comments

The game is to figure out It’s a game. Here a game. There a game and Games is on between them. What cha gonna do […]

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