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Year: 2019

Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Hill Ain’t Comin’ Outa Billy

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2019
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People came from far and wide. Wondered just how more ain’t collide. Some not born afore they died. Two little souls on board. Take them […]

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Critical Thinking

You’ll Be Backwards Going

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 3, 2019
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You popped right and shit yourself. And you cried like a baby. You slept all day like a sucky tit. You were a rukus and […]

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It's All About Contrast

Pee Tee Ess Double Dee

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2019
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Just get covered in shit maybe once. That shit’ll make you feel so dunce like. You’ll be done with shit. But shit will see to […]

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The Bugs Are Winning

You Don’t Scare Me, That’s MY Job!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2019
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We sprayed and sprayed and sprayed and sprayed. We prayed and prayed and prayed and prayed. But the goddamn insects would not stay Gone. We […]

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Everybody Git One Day

You Have ONE Shot At Success. EVERY Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2019
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Pretend you’re not some loser. Maybe you’re no dumb fuck. How ’bout the world is not your oyster? What if it runs on luck? Say […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

IF You Can Listen As You Speak

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2019
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Bad shit tumbled outa his mouth. Words weighed nada as he flailed them about. No more whispers, now they had clout. Flung them so far […]

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Assholes Annonymous

He Didn’t Know What He Wanted And This Was Only Lunch

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2019
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The wool stayed firmly Over his eyes. The look was so cool It was not a disguise. See, covering up stopped All ifs, ands and […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

He Took The Shrooms And Then The Shrooms Took Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2019
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Two big pieces of apple pie! What a guy! So, so fly! Says hello when he means good bye. Never says what he means. So […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Constant Peripheral Vision

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2019
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The corners of his mouth hung high. Some would call it smiling. Course, they’d be defiling Jocularity. For it was plain to see. His knack […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Why… Mister Always Promoting?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2019
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Something about your pie hole. Continuously flapping. Cupping strange feet way in said hole. Can’t stop it from happening. Braggart for others. Makin’ their mothers […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Night Terrors

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2019
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He thought it was the booze When the sun went down But the damn trouble started Once the booze was gone. Nothing now to blame […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

They Cannot Stress Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2019
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Work so hard. Gotta pay that rent. Nevermind your insides Or how rent makes them bent. Wake up artificially. Alarm, alarm, alarm! Knocking back a […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

When The Truth Comes Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2019
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People are stupid. That’s what they think. Teatotalers pretending Like they never drink. They will raise a stink. If they’re on the brink. Of someone […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Actual Product May Vary

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2019
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Put your best foot forward. School clothes on. Color that hair. No wood bare. Side with the Joneses. Get a horny car. Don’t forget your […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

They Torture

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2019
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A ten o’clock meeting. And one fifteen. Stick a little lunch meet in between. You record the minutes. Be the president. Authorize a budget, get […]

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

Same Circus, Different Town.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2019
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He waved and smiled and said He didn’t do it. You ain’t pinnin’ this one on me. He said I have bent backwards. I’ve twisted […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

The Minuses

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2019
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She took away her takeaway Everyway she could. Every day she would. From her filthy neighborhood. Drag dead carcasses where she went. Smelled like hell […]

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Operating Systems

Like Your Opinion Counts

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 3, 2019
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They asked him this. And they asked him that. And then they’d mumble behind his back. He said this And we heard that. That advice […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

The Living Truth

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 2, 2019
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He saw it move. It was alive! He saw it thrash and swoop and dive. It squirmed and moaned. It hid and groaned. Survived disowning. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

You Don’t Need To Panic But It’s Helpful To Know How

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2019
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What time is it Mister Wolf? There were no clocks. No hands to point. No days so one we could anoint. Rich is better. Poor […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Nonsense Hiding

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2019
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We don’t lie. Not this guy. Nor do I. And we don’t protest too much. We’re not out of touch. You can’t call our bluff. […]

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Hurtsville

Two Seconds

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2019
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Fuck that was close! Too damn close… One curiosity is all it takes Then, oh then, baby We ain’t fakes. We be the real thing. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Goddamn The Envelope Pusher Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 22, 2019
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Son-of-a-bitch would not leave Well enough alone. He’d improve this. Upgrade that. Like a dawg huntin’ for a bone. There was no Wait! Hold the […]

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Boredom Sucks

He Only Broke The Sound Barrier When He Had Shit Worth Hearing

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2019
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Keep your lips shut. Eyes open. Shit gets real. When we stop hoping. That the stink blows through us. Not us, away. And the skies […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Know Your Heroics Beneficiary

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2019
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Hello chump. Why’nt you dump All your goodness on me. Then I be free of Responsibility uh. For I have thee uh To count on.

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Assholes Annonymous

Dance to The Government Lingo!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2019
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Do you cha-cha-charge? Or do you run away? Stay up all night or? Sleep all day? That’s for them to know and You to say […]

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Dey Funny

The Rights You Give To God

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 19, 2019
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What matters is your color. The pigment of your skin. Your intent, the place, the time of life. Matters not pal, it’s your skin. You’re […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

The Prisoner Of War Camp Looked Like Normal Houses

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2019
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If you’re gonna have a battle Better choose sides because The long march will start and Nobody rides. Keep your head low. Take it nice […]

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Problem Solve Or Die

No Go Popo

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2019
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You don’t call nine one one To get help from anyone The mother told her son One truthful morn. The kid, he had been born […]

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fair warning

When Lucifer Hollers “Quittin’ Time!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2019
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You had deadbeats missing deadlines. There were dead leads makin’ no finds. Talkin’ deadpan, this ‘ol red man. From his own land. He removed. He […]

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