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Month: February 2022

Holy Cow Wartime

And Without Distraction, No Magik.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2022
  • 1 comment

They were rabbit stuffers. Stuffing rabbits in hats. Rabbits popped out They said imagine that! Beggar pulled a rabbit Right out his hat! A few […]

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fair warning

For Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2022
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Information highway. The meta Metaverse. All the same as the best real life. Only maybe, possibly, worse.

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Just A Little Somethin’ To Tolerate

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2022
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Strapped to a wall with No damn fall Protection. Objections? Takes a big faller who ain’t Too taller To ask which way is up? They […]

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Da Popo are a no go

Sitting Bull Was A Great Leader So The Indian Police Killed Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2022
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The old guy weren’t no dummy. He could see around the bend. They pushed him hard and They pushed him far but The old guy […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Free Pat King!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2022
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Dude refused to wear a mask. Vaccine? No, don’t even ask. Straight to hell and so damn fast. The entire world went with him. Honking […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Too Many Bites On The Feeding Hand

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2022
  • 1 comment

Yes, he said he’d help. And he wouldn’t help just himself. He’d help with the homeless. Food and clothe and god bless He’d help the […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Day Sick

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2022
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You got a problem. You don’t like humanity. You are certain You can clearly see, You don’t like humanity. There is no free. And what […]

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Da Popo are a no go

My Canada

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2022
  • 1 comment

The west made east with every mile. Sod houses, beasts and country wile. We made this land and lived in style. But our cake needed […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Mean Streakers

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2022
  • 1 comment

Buddy joined the force To stymie and stomp. Nothin’ like some back and forth A little noonhour romp. Wrench an old man to ground. Smack […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

They Could Freeze His Account Filled With Ice

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2022
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His money was in the pocket Of another pocket owner. He thought he had some assets But what he had were only loaners. His house […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Slippery Steganography

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2022
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Dude sent a signal Every time he spoke. Couldn’t waste the opportunity To place another poke Around the necks of Makers of love Kept them […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Tons Of China In A Bull Shop

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 16, 2022
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Gums were flapping Like they might take flight. Didn’t really matter if they flapped Wrong or right. They just kept flapping Night after night. Until […]

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Holy Cow Wartime Loosh Music

Didn’t See The Gate Until The Bloody Thing Closed

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2022
  • 1 comment

It was an uncivil war Fought in uncivil times. Fought behind paper masks Outside and yes, inside. Fought by phone and QR code At tables […]

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Loose Music

Boy, They Hung A Licking On the Loosh Maker!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2022
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The dude complained Like no tomorrow. The whine oozed from him. Such savory sorrow! The pain he hid in squinted eyes. Hard clenched butt cheeks […]

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Everybody Git One Day

No Baby, No Babies.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2022
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An end to coincidence. No synchronicity. No chance to meet each other. No movies they could see. No fancy restaurant dinners. No late night toasts […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

When You Love Life, You Don’t Just Love Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2022
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Join the moo-vement. Leave the gov-ment Whom are hell bent On your destruction. Cause leaving fucks them. And no one leaves.

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Assholes Annonymous

Breaker Breaker One Nine

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 11, 2022
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The boss was not the boss. The boss was at a loss. The boss prepared to toss Us under a bus But some of us […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Goblin Loosh

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 10, 2022
  • 1 comment

Not Today SATAN! The old fuck said. Well, he didn’t say it But the cap on his head Made damn sure that everyone read. The […]

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Da Popo are a no go

When The Right Side Wins

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 8, 2022
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Day after day, the ribs came out. Standing in shit, too weak to shout. If they could though, they would warn lookout! The winners are […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Had No Backs

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 3, 2022
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This house is your castle. Lord help those who hassle A man in his castle but One day you sold it and Wouldn’t you know […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Oh Canada

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 2, 2022
  • 1 comment

The youngest guy With the stupidest socks. Dude is acting like He don’t suck rocks and Round that fye-er, All us chanting. You be wisps […]

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