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Awareness

Eye Pweedict

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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I’m going to confess right here that I don’t agree with the way things are being done. A couple of years ago the King said […]

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Awareness

Frig Off You Beggar!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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You goddamn guy! You picked me, why?! I didn’t do shit to you!! Sure, I stretch the truth. I spread the loot. You give me […]

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Awareness Livin' In The State Of Scared

When Everyone Is Your Enemy

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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You’re a witch, man! You’re a witch! You’re a bitch, man! You’re a bitch! You black! On crack! You lack The funds For even this […]

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Awareness

Pain In The Beginning. In The End – No Pain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 2, 2017
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Pull that muscle. Stub that toe. When you strive these things that go. They holler to you, pally, SLOW! But forward is your way, now. […]

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Awareness Courage Dey Funny

It Ain’t Waterboarding If It’s Doctor Pepper

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2017
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I’m strong but I can’t do shit. Can you help me out a bit? See, I got some sassy soda. The kind they downan hold […]

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Awareness Madness Is In The Food Operating Systems

Intelligence, Your Mom And Daddy Made. Persistence Is Yours Alone.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 1, 2017
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  You don’t have to stop when they say stop. You don’t have to quit when they’re all done. The towel is yours to throw […]

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Awareness

Sonofabitch! The Brutal Truth!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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You are a body rider only Like a well trained horse, you control your body to a certain extent, and that body allows you to […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks Dense Is A Human Forrest

If I Should Die Before I Wake I Hope The Next World Ain’t As Fake

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Perception is a thing. Things can be controlled. Things can be not as they seem. Fresh paint over old. Polished up then sold. Sellers acting […]

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Awareness Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

They Say Don’t Go. On Wolverton Mountain.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2017
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Micro macro. All a way down. How it is now is how it is found. This here’s a drama, unfolding ya? Another in the can […]

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Awareness

Replace Baby With Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • January 23, 2017
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So, one day you made a baby. A baby that influenced you in ways you could not have imagined. You imagined baby giving you feelings […]

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Assholes Annonymous Awareness

Cakes Don’t Look Like Dat All Duh Way True

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2016
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  See, Santa is real like Disney is real and Saskatchewan is real. Heaven is real, Allah is real and Orion is real. It’s real. […]

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Awareness Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Don’t Forget Your Middle Name GENE

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2016
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Dammit I wish I was too fat! You’re so tall. You’re so smart. Grew up from a little fart. Or maybe fart’s too vague. Too […]

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Assholes Annonymous Awareness

I Knew This Guy Who Married Stupid Bitches FOUR TIMES In A Row

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2016
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Jesus Christ… That’s Arby’s! ARBY’S!!   Go ahead and treat me rude. I can take it. Rude is my middle name! I can fake it. […]

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Awareness Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Shit At The Bottom Is Chaos & Confusion But Everything Goes Through THE FUNNEL.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2016
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Hey! I think I’ll shit my sheet again!   You do as you want in the bathroom. In the car if there’s no one around. […]

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Awareness

It’s Just Mantracker, His Sidekick & The Sound & Camera Guys. (& Director)

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2016
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  What’s behind all this? No one ever asks… Is there anything behind the curtain? Are the stagehands wearing black so dammit you can’t even […]

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Awareness

Your No Color Black Versus All Colors White God

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2016
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Those that proclaim I AM GOOD Need not start a which hunt. Look for the smell of evil kind They smell like done blunt. Thank […]

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Awareness

If This Is Your Dream Then Make It Your Dream

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2016
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Dream friend dream. You are dreaming. Dreaming your dream. This is your dream so WAKE UP AND DREAM IT! Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness It's All About Contrast

No One Could See But Everyone Smelled That Someone Had Pissed In The Playground

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 21, 2016
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There’s a merry-go-round anda Swing for swingers and the Monkey bar hangers eye the Rope ladder clingers. Care givers think that they know What they […]

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Awareness

I Know My Place And Yours Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2016
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Maslow had a hierarchy. You’ve got one too. Put some at the top and On the bottom put you. C’mon make a leg of yourself! […]

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Assholes Annonymous Awareness

Know Yer Funnels

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2016
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Eye, you’ve got shit flyin’ in. Shit from every angle. Do ya see where it’s flyin’ in from? Thousand cow burgers. Three dollar water from […]

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Awareness

People Are Not Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2016
  • 1 comment

You know thyself. At least know of thyself. And know of others. And know they don’t. Know themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Cattle Moo On Mooving Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2016
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Oh anticipation, where art thou? Cantcha tell where this is headed? They form belowed lines and some double back, Destination still Fort Dreaded. Thank you, […]

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Awareness Courage

And Wee, Wee, Wee, Went The Little Pig. Even At Home.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 5, 2016
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Looking at the fall of Barry. Whispered to myself. Please don’t let me wind up here… Two old chairs and twenty four Luckys. Mama don’t […]

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Awareness Blessings Of The Ages

I’m My Worst Enemy Which Works Quite Well For Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2016
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See me get outa my way. I got some dues to pay. Baked off these feet of clay. Naw gonna make today. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

If Life’s A Game Playa Now Game On!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2016
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Fifth dimension. Sixth dimension. Seventh dimension. Heaven. And yes, more after seven. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Ye Old Metanoic Moment

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2016
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There’s a sign man. There’s a sign. Can you see it? Believe it? Conceive it’s needed? There’s a sign man, There’s a sign. Thank you, […]

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Awareness fair warning

The Big Guys Fart Then Leave The Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2016
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Someone runs the world. And they don’t like the way things are. Too many cows that look like people. Cows with milk gone sour. Cows […]

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Awareness

The Altered States Of Canada

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 31, 2016
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Please rise to the occasion. Let nada hesitation Delay your altercation Between steady and Trepidation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Ah Hah Hah Hah HAH! I Will Change My Environment And It Will Change Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2016
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Bitch got angry on vacation. Huffy and puffy started Talking loud and gruffly. Got hammered and puked in bed Made him brush her hair and […]

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Awareness Boredom Sucks

Shit’s Made Up Before Shit’s Made Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2016
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Myth is a fact. There’s no denying. Course, if you do, Then there’s that too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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