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Month: April 2017

'Tween Mind And Boday! Dense Is A Human Forrest

Someone Is KILLED Every 12 Days In Saskatchewan By Cannabis… NOT!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 30, 2017
  • 4 comments

  Sweet Jesus protect us! From this evil weed! Jesus, we need you To super-supercede. And inhale their exhale To free us from their deed. […]

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Corporassy

Lawyers Ro And Sham And Bo

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 29, 2017
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You damn right, we’ll disagree. You’ll shake your fist and glare at me. And me, I’ll toss some paper at you. Or maybe scissors, or […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

A Different Color From The Same Flashlight

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2017
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A signal, but no one’s there. Why we even have to care is as Scary as the way that shit became The way it is. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Pull It Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 28, 2017
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You don’t know shit And you know it. You’re faking it all the way. Nodding your head, making eye contact. Hoping that you don’t say […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

Boredom As A Business

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2017
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  There were lotsa pills for anxiety. And pills for feeling blue. There were pills for fear and omnipotence. And pills to make you you. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

When You Represent Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2017
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  You don’t look like anybody. If anything, they look like you. There is only one of you and To that one you must be […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

You Can’t Be Yourself Until You Imagine Whom You Are

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 23, 2017
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  Save your imagination. Not for a rainy day. Save your imagination or It will blow away. Another breeze will take it. Swirl it unto […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Drapetomania

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 22, 2017
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  Forgiveness is a thing. A thing some people sell. They say cut some slack To those whom lack The need to treat you well. […]

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Response Able You Ain't The Bossamee

Choose Your Chaos Or Your Chaos Will Chose You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2017
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  You’ll not do it! Organized you… Point the direction of every shoe. You’ll not do it! It will drive you and You’ll be forced […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Get Good At Spotting Dem Tipping Points

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 19, 2017
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  Only an ass would say what you said. Buddy, take five, are you losing your head? You said it’s ah-ight if Fred’s dead in […]

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History Bitch

I Don’t Miss You That Much Five

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2017
  • 0 comments

Born into the wrong family Can be a nasty thing. You hate your name Namesakes, too. And everything else they bring. You didn’t fit in. […]

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Assholes Annonymous fair warning

Don’t Think You Can Change Your Life? Why Don’t You Kill Yourself And See?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2017
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  Wrist slitting isn’t necessary. You won’t have to take no pills. Don’t got to swallow that shotgun We got the stuff that kills. Don’t […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Mama Fibs A Lot About The Ghostie Guys

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2017
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She said be good now Barry ’cause Santa’s watching. I didn’t touch myself that night. Just the thought of me ‘n Santa alone in the […]

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Awareness

Sonofabitch! The Brutal Truth!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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You are a body rider only Like a well trained horse, you control your body to a certain extent, and that body allows you to […]

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fair warning History Bitch

The Clever Ones Needed An Infinite Fence

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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He said, you will be into sports. Or religion. Or booze. Or trucks. Maybe you’ll be into gambling. Your life will be based on luck. […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

The Path Will Beat You Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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  Said, kids, don’t follow my footsteps. I bin walkin’ backwards for some time. Was losing myself, or so I thought. ‘Til I came upon […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

A Reactor With Your Name On It

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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  Don’t you dare mention Fukushima. Fukushima… Fukushima! Shut your trap about Fukushima! Radiation. Cancer Clinics. Say it’s the flu. Say it’s a cold. Put […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Captain Fear Was In The Lock Biz

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2017
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  Lawyers, we need ’em. Don’t you fret. And when sumbitch won’t pay his bet then Get one on the horn and In a minute […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday! Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Take Your Seat In The Collective Unconscious

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2017
  • 0 comments

  Little one misses her papa. Mama misses papa, too. Papa’s at work in a job he hates but What’s a poor papa to do? […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

There’s A Sin-chronicity and Synchronicity

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2017
  • 0 comments

  You call it what you will. It is happening still. You can’t avoid it. Can’t destroy it. Should enjoy it but Sadly, you avert […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Let The Bastards Say No!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2017
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  Jesus, he jumped this fence before… Do they never stop cutting up land?! Cause he jumped and jumped and jumped some more. Jumped when […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

You Got Your Higher Ups

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
  • 0 comments

  It was tippy-toe time… Baby does what momma wants. Momma does what daddy wants. Daddy hates his new soop, John. John can’t stand vice […]

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Response Able Shit Adds Up

When You’re Too Much For Just One Person

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  You must come to your senses. They will not come to you! You must look and look again and look again. And look again. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Whom Is The Primer Of Your Pumpy Pump Pump?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
  • 1 comment

  How do you know when you’ve fallen asleep? Do you pinch yourself from the inside deep? Will you let that dawg lethargy creep And […]

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Courage Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

If Fear Catches Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  He didn’t want to be But he was, alone. Even his third man factor had gone. The wind bit his face. Dawgs on his […]

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Politics Is A Gamer's Game

If You Come Late To The Game It’s Still A Game

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2017
  • 0 comments

  Sports for your entertainment. A language for your entertainment. A promise for your entrainment. They yell Hey Asshole! (don’t turn around) They ignite hassle. […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

God Is Watching You. Man’s In Space And If You Lie Big There’s No Disgrace!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2017
  • 0 comments

  He said Ya, right there, I feel something too! What it is and what it do? He wondered if others felt this too? Then […]

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Satan! You’ll Take What I Give You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2017
  • 0 comments

  Lucifer don’t bounce no checks. Got a million accounts who will. And Beelzebub will spill your guts Guts spilled in cringe-worthy swill. Ah guilt! […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

It’s Just A Step To The Left

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2017
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  There’s a cycle and you are in it. Lunar, circadian. You might be Canadian. Ultra, ultradian. There you go, you say it again! Quick […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Unproductive Extrapolation

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2017
  • 1 comment

  Let’s say your world falls apart. A couple of times a year. Would you hang your hat from the highest tree? Or would you […]

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