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Year: 2017

Courage

Persistance Is The Key But You Better Know To What

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2017
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You can hurt your back. Look into the sun. You could piss the bed afore your Day’s begun. You could slam the door upon your […]

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You Pain Attention?

Growing Hurts More Than Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2017
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I fucking hate that you’re so stupid. Fucking Cupid. Look what you did. You said love is blind. So unkind. You will find Your heart […]

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Ancient History

Yardpost Russel

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2017
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You were better than me. Earned more. Smoked more. Drank more. I helped you, though. You took my help and It helped you not. For […]

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Courage

You Tough Bastard Aphid

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2017
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You suckle me to death, you bastard! You soft, smooth, little beggar, you… You will not leave! You like it sooo much! You’re ugly tho’. […]

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Corporassy Dey Funny

Bool Shat

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2017
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One hundred people Can’t be wrong so they choose one To sing their song and that Song singer must be so strong Cause they will […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Big Man. Small World.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2017
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Holy shit there’s nothing out here! No one! Nada! Noot! We will rail a road into this place. We’ll make passengers and loot! Shit has […]

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Boredom Sucks

Are You Fuckin’ Wit Me Correlation?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 7, 2017
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He said I hate to swear but That bitch there tried to Steer me wrong. Her dance and song before Too long had me looking […]

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Nature Points

Then The Lord Spoke And He Used My Mouth

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 3, 2017
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God don’t own no car. He needs yours. God ain’t drankin’ beers Less you pour. God ain’t make no babies No procreatin’ with the ladies […]

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Dey Funny fair warning

One Shadow Weren’t Enough, The Beggar Cast Three.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2017
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He spoke from both sides his mouth. The truth he wouldn’t spit out. Yelled at his lack of clout. What’s this shit about?! He would […]

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History Bitch Hurtsville

Jesus I Don’t Want To Be A Fucking Retard

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2017
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No offense, he said, but you stink! And I don’t like how you think! You wear skin that’s brown, it ain’t pink. Your koolaid’s bad, […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

When The Future Comes In Chunks Almost Too Big To Swallow

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2017
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Momma read a story because Billy couldn’t read. Showed him how to bathroom so his jammies wasn’t peed. Taught Bill how to wipe his arse […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Looking Up Is Not Advised During Shitstorms

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2017
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You don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. You don’t skin your knee and flail about. You don’t holla Wolf Sir! Looking like ya […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

The Fear Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2017
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The NSA is watching me. Po po on my tail. Minister warns about Lucifer Says Jesus don’t do bail. Neighborhood watch is watching me. Tax […]

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Operating Systems Personal Improvement

Pioneerish Arrows In Your Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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Can ya take a good punch? Eat shit for lunch? Will a chest burner work For a handshake? Will ya crawl on skinned knee? Can […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge History Bitch

Mister Brown’s Shadow

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2017
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There’s a dent in the earth Wherever we walk and the Silence only breaks when Somebody talks and our mother Might warn us that slippery […]

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fair warning Long Term Thinking

This Day Happens But One Time Only. Don’t Press Repeat M’Kay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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The circus is not on next week and You won’t jump again like that. Maybe you might be stuck right now but You ain’t going […]

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Madness Is In The Food Munster Family Runs The Place

I Got Insurance Sucker! What I Need You?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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Fractionalization. One good idea at a time. Hyper loop. Seeya. Barry The Temptations – Ball of Confusion

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

When God Comes Back, If God Comes Back.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2017
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Jeepers, I’m gonna have a long talk to god. If god ever comes about. I’ll say who in the hell is running this place? But […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Assuaging Guiltski

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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Phone your mom. Wave at the neighbor. Send a goddamn greeting card. Give a buck to the thirsty homeless. Don’t honk at an asshole. Smile […]

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Madness Is In The Food Munster Family Runs The Place

Fourteen Hour Workday Still Leave Ten A Do Nuttin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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Don’t know what you complainin’ ’bout. Sleeping ain’t alive. You got nuthin’ else a do Give a man yer life. You ain’t a usin’ it. […]

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Dey Funny

You Say You’re Sorry Like Sorrys Add Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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  How you manage such cynicism in your voice! Ya, you sound noice when We’ve got no choice We got to listen to your apology. […]

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Awareness Livin' In The State Of Scared

When Everyone Is Your Enemy

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 21, 2017
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You’re a witch, man! You’re a witch! You’re a bitch, man! You’re a bitch! You black! On crack! You lack The funds For even this […]

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Assholes Annonymous

When People Fake Quality, They Create Authentic Evil.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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Good exits. Better exists. Best exists. Right now. Tomorrow best must change, Good and Better may remain but Pretend to any one of them and […]

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It's All About Contrast Livin' In The State Of Trance

Ain’t No One Judges Me Harsh Like You Lawd

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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He carried his personal hell right with him. And heaven in his right front pocket. One lid heavy from the genes of burden. One wide […]

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It's Economics Man Long Term Thinking

One Man Cuts A Swath

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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Another man swaths a path. The next person uses that path to cart All path dwellers have. A fellow fixing wheels. Another man selling oil. […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass You Pain Attention?

Ignore You The Excipients, Pee Off The Whole Entourage.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 19, 2017
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You know what dogs do to big wheels? he asked. I didn’t, I must confess. Dogs wash ’em with piss, and not just once. He […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Decide Your Ruler

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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Say nice things about this god. Whom you laud. Most your attention directly on. You no pawn. Never overdrawn. You are new at every dawn […]

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Operating Systems The Regular Grind Is A Good One

So Much Has To Stay The Same If Big Change Is What You Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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Your tires need air and Your motor, oil. Leave your gas cap on or Your gas will spoil. Your lights light up and your Steering […]

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Boredom Sucks

It Was A Twelve Step Program With A Hundred Steps

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 17, 2017
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If god didn’t catch you The boogieman would. If santa doesn’t leave you out The easter bunny should Ignore your pleas for Colored eggs and […]

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Livin' In The State Of Trance

They Scared Them Silly So Silly Wouldn’t Scare Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2017
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  The knife just ticked the edge of her head. Damn, it was great to be alive! Throw the knife mister, throw it hard! Ya […]

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