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Munster Family Runs The Place

No Skipping Grade Death

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2022
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Buddy was a good cadiver man. Saw him in half, see what you can. Where his heart should be… Cast iron pan. No wonder the […]

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Operating Systems

Deeze Old Hands

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2022
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Buddy’s fingers were not his. They had biz Of their own. And while he’d grown Quite at home Working those fingers Doubt now lingers Who […]

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Shit Adds Up

De Struggle

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2022
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Buddy was a striver, a diver of the deep. Buddy dive so deep, bugger up his sleep. What have I done now? he’d say. So […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

When Your Own Teeth Bite You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2022
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Buddy hadda sore spot. Right about here. Catch a little grumble, Person come near. People lika toothache Thinkin’ not clear. Rumble in the younger and […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Sense Your Nonsense

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2022
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Buddy was confused as fuck. Saw him waves of bad and luck. Hearda guys getting offed by truck Tires and drivers and tired drivers. Right […]

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You Pain Attention?

Getting Down To Biz-iness

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2022
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Buddy ain’t punch no goddamn clock. That shit rocks The normal. Buddy just half smart Makes for a plain smart Don’t hafta then cart Some […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

No Perky Girls Or Swollen Packages And No Damn Light In The Loafers

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2022
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Buddy didn’t believe the Earth was turning At one thousand miles an hour. And Buddy never thought he’d see the day Where idiots had the […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Debit Down But No War Yet

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2022
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Buddy’s gonna buy gas but He must pass cause Now, at last… He is fucked. No damn gas for those who pass Their currency Their […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

When Someone Kicks You In The Cpanel

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2022
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Not your car. Not your home. No money in any bank. You are not in Rome. You? You are alone. Alone with your devices, Where […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

They’re ALIVE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2022
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Count your lucky stars On your ten fingers. Cuzz that’s more lucky stars than exist. Put a little spin Bout where you bin Cause bin […]

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Y'all Tered States

Rememberence Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2022
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I sure do miss you mom. You were so much fun And when you came undone, It didn’t last. Those moods past fast. You had […]

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You Pain Attention?

You Don’t Build A Business, The Business Builds You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2022
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Buddy was tired And so worn out. Done with the struggle Thinking about Maybe take a breather, But neither, the breather Or retuned reciever Will […]

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You Pain Attention?

Remembering Evil

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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That guy who hit my mom He was my dad. Best guy as a dad I ever had. Watching him at work It made me […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

When You Come Back As A Lucky Dawg

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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Jeepers, some folks Get a lucky rebound. They’re not a fly Or a beetle that found A little shit ball They could roll around. That […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

You Can Call Me Old Fuck

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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Now, Buddy wasn’t one To have his name yelled loud. Not in the same room And never in a crowd. That is not allowed. People […]

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You Pain Attention?

You Own Shit And Are Unhappy

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2022
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Buddy hadda house A boat, a car. Hadda little bank account. Wouldn’t go far. Buddy hadda go ta work. Punchin’ dat clock. Hadda little pension […]

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You Pain Attention?

When Happiness Goes

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2022
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Same damn deck. Same damn yard. Why is happiness so damn hard? Try to wring it out of booze. Struggle but I often lose My […]

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Y'all Tered States

And The Very Thing That Kept Them Together Was The Thing That Blew Them Apart

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2022
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Buddy knew she knew he knew. But neither shall speak Of the stairs that squeak. Something is coming to get them. That something is not […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Satan, She Fucks With Me.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2022
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Buddy wore his hat. Every damn day. The hat kept him safe Cause the hat did say Not Today Satan Kept her at bay But […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

I Know You’re Busy Butt

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2022
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Drive too fast and walk too slow. You got a thousand spots to go. Got no time, you make your flow Other people caught in […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Fear Of Odd

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2022
  • 2 comments

Buddy wasn’t into shaking hands. Even tho he could, his germs had plans. Kept him at bay, fear was a factor. Humans at the front, […]

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You Pain Attention?

Hierarchy In Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2022
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Please say no. Say no, No, NO! Don’t say it out loud. Not in a crowd Where it’s allowed Is in you. No is trying […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Biting Satan’s Ankles

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2022
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High steppin’ in a fake heaven. Buddy is wearing white. Folks say he’s aight. But no. That mofo is a goddamn liar. Tongue like long […]

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It's All About Contrast

Please Toward Lemmings Hill

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2022
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Scared, he was. Just because. Fear was in the air, see You got a brother, He has another and There beween, you meet. One says […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Requires No Explanation

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2022
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Holy cow, you’re fucked! Sitting in your car. Bet you paid for. In cash you ash. Bet it’s made for Transportation. But where you’re from […]

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You Pain Attention?

I Am That Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2022
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Jesus, I don’t want to work today. Can the shit just stay Suspended? We’ll end it With a good, clear glance. And, by happenstance. If […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Cock Suckers Are The Norm

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2022
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Who wants a thing shoved in their ass? Who wouldn’t vote saying I will pass? Maybe that dude wearing fuck you mask. That dude flunked […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

God, I Love You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2022
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Believers, you are. And that goes so very far, To begin that far, far, far… away? Trek to the motherland. See if you really can, […]

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fair warning

Mister De-escalator

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2022
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You have a way of screwing things up. You are a bettor out of luck. You wear boots filled with muck. You are the muck […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Be Aware Wolf K

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2022
  • 1 comment

They got people walking around. Up and down town. They are the grounds. Grounds that these klowns. Send through your neighborhood. Hooded kids know you […]

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