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Year: 2017

Some'n Ain't Right.

Mom And Dad Said They Didn’t Lie But They Didn’t Know The Truth

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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  When I say Halt! You halt. If I ask who you are You say. If I rest my hand on my gun like this […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If You Ain’t Infected With Kaizen, Don’t Get In The Game.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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Collaboration met competition and The two of them arm-wrestled. They each stood on the greenest grass And in each other’s sights, they fessed up. Rested […]

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Critical Thinking Dey Funny

A Rising Tide Sinks Many Ships

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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  The barnacles, Bill. The barnacles will Carve us a hole. A hole that will Hit us in our gullets and Our gullets will bend […]

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Blessings Of The Ages You Pain Attention?

I Know You Fucking Told Me So

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2017
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  Life has a boot. A great, big boot. And life will walk right on ya. Now, if you scoot and Give a hoot then […]

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Shit Adds Up You Pain Attention?

Your Sense Of Urgency Left Through The Porthole Called Boredom

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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You say you’re the boss, but you’re not. You say you gave up but were caught. You say you’re relaxed but are fraught with Lies […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Prayers Are Wasted On Mister Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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Mister Brown ain’t down for the count. No sir! Mister Brown is down for the fount. Oh ya! He’ll take a little sip. Maybe look […]

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Corporassy Dense Is A Human Forrest

Unmaking Mistakes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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This thing bites. This thing sucks. Wait here to get crushed by mucks. Mucky-mucks who just say shucks. You boo-hoo there, take these bucks. Learn […]

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Assholes Annonymous Boredom Sucks

Nothing Was What He Listened To And From Nowhere He Listened Well

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2017
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When I look like this keep Your pie hole closed. Silence is what I need. I’ll break the silence when It’s time to be broken. […]

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Dey Funny

When Your Bank And Mail And Your Phone Go Missing

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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  Someone ain’t eating out tonight. Or driving, right? Peed off? Quite! Their damn doors are app-ed up tight. Cards ona phone now outa sight. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Poor People Watchin’ The Rich People Prey Thought “It Gotta Be Workin’ For Them”

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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  Bow your head for a moment afore you eat that meal. Shit’s mighty hot and the younguns squeal If we feeds it too fast […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

When You Blindly Reach Around Gonna Grab The Sparkplug

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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Oh, you’re gonna get a shock! A shock that stops all talk. And hold it long enough, your clock. Blindfolded, why you walk That unnecessary […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Sublimate Yourself By Choice Only

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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That dude makes you sick. That dude is a prick. Why you gonna stick When that dude makes you sick? Barry

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Assholes Annonymous Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When The Knives In Your Back Get Too Heavy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2017
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  Your hand went over your heart during anthems. You marched everywhere you went. Our rules twisted with twisty beer caps. Your rules would not […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Coming Full Circle You Goddamn Square?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2017
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  Man, you learn fast! Too fast to note. Future gonna get your bloody goat. Watch where you step. Don’t step out. Every damn swing […]

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fair warning History Bitch

Until Death Do Ye Part Wit Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2017
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Blessed be those little squeaks. Little freaks. They not weak. They will never taste defeat. Nor get beat. Down. Barry

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History Bitch

It’s A Bounce Then, Not A Crash.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2017
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  Ricochet? You don’t say… Just a tap and walk away. Make the gap toward Norse Frey. Enter they not injured, nay. Shaken, they awake. […]

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Assholes Annonymous Nature Points

Oh My God Entanglement!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 4, 2017
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  Trip you, the bastard. The bastard will. Slip you on a step and Spill your swill. Catch your hole on a handle knob. Drop […]

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Courage Dey Funny

Hah Hah! THEY Own The TV But YOU Choose The Channel!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 4, 2017
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  You watch whatever damn show you want. A mystery, a thriller, a drama. Is this show a winner or does it bomb? The script, […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge You Pain Attention?

You Don’t Have To Be Seen To Be Known

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2017
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There’s a track in the dirt And it’s not from you. It’s a paw print and Your paws have shoes. Heading this way. That way, […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

If Yer Gonna Hit The Ditch, Slow Down.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2017
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  There’s a rule and it’s made of gold. It’s a hellova thing to behold. Once it’s gotya Don’t get caughtya Striking off on your […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday! History Bitch

Without Gods

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2017
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  Billions of books with empty pages. A million halls with empty stages. Miles of cloth and cardboard, not on heads. People resting on Sunday […]

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History Bitch

Three Daze

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 29, 2017
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Oh you can’t be nice forever. Ain’t enough slack to cut. That smile kinda hurts on the second day When everyone’s had enough. But you, […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

The Rogue Tiger

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2017
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There are people in this world Who are nicer than nice. With mouths not full of shit And hearts not filled with ice. They speak […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

LyanStein

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2017
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You’ve been told How things are. Now you know they’ve Gone too far. Barry

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Fuck Me

I Gotta Showya

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2017
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How many times? Barry

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Corporassy Dense Is A Human Forrest

Your Important Isn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 25, 2017
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  Joe woke up the other day. Woke right up and Joe did say I’m awake Holy Cow!  And that’s okay! But awake he was […]

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History Bitch

When A Mind Is Wound Up Life Has Many Twists And Turns

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 24, 2017
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Your reality isn’t real. That’s not the way to feel. Sprinkled with confusion. Speaking from delusion. Making real fear. Starting deep in here. You know […]

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History Bitch

Gift Horse Tonsils

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 21, 2017
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Hey, it’s looking at you. You look too. This here zoo Is yours. Barry

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Awareness Courage Dey Funny

It Ain’t Waterboarding If It’s Doctor Pepper

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 20, 2017
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I’m strong but I can’t do shit. Can you help me out a bit? See, I got some sassy soda. The kind they downan hold […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

They Called Him Cock And Asian But He Felt Contagion

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2017
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  They say you’re sixty and white. You know that sixty ain’t right. But you ain’t no fighter, More like delighter And a star shining […]

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