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Year: 2018

T'aint Really Really Real

Sorry Non Karmic Believers

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2018
  • 2 comments

Thank you mister po-po at the all vehicle check-check stop. Thank you for succumbing to Karma. Thank you pair of cops, out fucking the dog. […]

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You Pain Attention?

What It Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2018
  • 1 comment

Know ye how to disagree. It ain’t free. To disagree. Know the cost of disagreement. Know bereavement. Know what I’m leavin’ meant. You fucking idiot! […]

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fair warning

The Balance Sheet Of Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2018
  • 0 comments

Love IN and Love OUT. Love IN first before Love OUT. Too much love IN, Get low love OUT. Low love left IN From too […]

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Everybody Git One Day

LSMA – Less Say More Action

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 24, 2018
  • 0 comments

A closed pie hole saves Itself for pie. It doesn’t interfere. It doesn’t ask why. Changes what it can. Mostly changes pie. Doesn’t pick up […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Lucky Is A Double Edge Sword

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 23, 2018
  • 0 comments

Make it. Push it. Gobble yours up. Hard to get a handle on Bad ‘ol luck. Gotta make a place to park it. Or it […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

There Is Ex Amount Of People And Less Amount Of Confidence

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 17, 2018
  • 0 comments

You are. Pissed off. Rejected. Dejected. Reflecting. Deflecting. Absconding. Belonging. Get ahead now. Or dead how? It’s all the same. A bloody game. Wild then […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Get Yer Whirlwind On

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 16, 2018
  • 1 comment

You’re a sucker for punishment. A sucker for love. You have sucked from below. Want to try from above. It keeps coming around. And going […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

They’re Not Days, They’re New Dimensions.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Man, you’ve got to work hard. On full re-tard. If you want to keep things the same. You have to clear the room every game. […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

If Yer Piss Is Toxic, Don’t Drink It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Watch that bullshat coming out of your mouth. Some of it gets in your ears. To get that bullshat cleaned back out, Can take years […]

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Operating Systems

Just Know When You Enter The Spell Zone

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Wait, there’s no one coming. Stop and go and stop. Not slow enough past a school. Withdrawal by the camera cop. People are tired. Some […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Jesus, The World You Made For Me Is So Fucked Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2018
  • 1 comment

Lawd… I pray… Please Lawdy hep me! I beg of you, get me through, Just this day and night! Please help me fight! Throw more […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Momma Mouse, It Wasn’t Me. Or Was It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

We strolled through the evergreen grove. Little Touche and I. He’s a good cat and I’m a good guy. Neither cat nor guy that curious, […]

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You Pain Attention?

Zero Regretsville If Only You Get It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

“If only.” Those were the words of wisdom my father passed on to me from his deathbed. Wha…? I remember thinking. Dad just gazed blankly […]

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It's All About Contrast

No Effen Cats On Counters!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2018
  • 1 comment

Everyone has a station in life. Some people live underground and toil their entire lives in tunnels. Other folks survive day in and day out, […]

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This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

Asshole As A First Language

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2018
  • 0 comments

Tons of people are tough talkers. They’re all about competition and getting theirs first. Ain’t enough for everyone and why not pile a million potatoes […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Respect For The Disrespected

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2018
  • 0 comments

Hand shook too damn long. Smiling big and strong. Like you don’t belong. It’s a movie. You’re an extra, see? You’re on Life TV. You […]

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Awareness

The InEquality Law Of Price

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2018
  • 0 comments

A few folks invent everything. Take a look around your room. What there did you invent? Think about the inventions within inventions all around you […]

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You Pain Attention?

It’s Nineteen Eighty Four Every Year

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2018
  • 0 comments

They said they’d change our names. They said they’d play no games. They said they’d do the same To protect the innocent. Then they said […]

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Don't Copy This Self

When The King Changes His Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2018
  • 2 comments

His annointing through pointing Was not to be questioned and No body mentioned that He was fat. And a slow turd. Never was that ever […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Murder By Suicide

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 3, 2018
  • 0 comments

It was a one person show. With nowhere to go Said look out below And wouldn’t ya know Before they said slow Slow it all […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

In This Body-Bag You’re The Zipper

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2018
  • 0 comments

They think you’re dead. Gurgle if you’re not. Cause if you don’t The beggars won’t Do shit. They’ll leave you zipped up tight.

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Shit Adds Up

The Fucking Disgusting Catholic Church

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 27, 2018
  • 0 comments

Oh, you better have a favorite color. You better like a certain dee-sign-or. You better take whatever you can Cause you ain’t a’gettin’ anymore. Wear […]

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Boredom Sucks

Love As An Invention

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2018
  • 0 comments

Love, you can make up. But try it, You cannot make up luck. You can’t build steam. You shan’t force dreams. Can’t stop schemes. Nor […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Set Yer Automaton To Eighty Percent

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 20, 2018
  • 0 comments

You shake when you see them cops boy. Cramp when a muscle says cramp. Sweat like it’s raining if somebody Mention work. Stop lifting shit […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Yo Painshun Ain’t No Fun

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 18, 2018
  • 0 comments

Brother, you on the big slide. You denied That you fried Yo chances Like ants in Yo pants an Dey bite man! You run man […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Come In Small. Go Out Big.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2018
  • 0 comments

You were a thought, Then an action. That action got traction, You came through this tunnel And crept toward the light. You gave them a […]

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Awareness Blessings Of The Ages

Upon Realizing Your Trap, Stay Calm, Relax.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2018
  • 0 comments

You went for the easy food! Stepped on that switch. Life came on in on you. Son-of-a-bitch! You hurt your snout a bit. Tryin’ to […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Petting Sharks

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2018
  • 0 comments

A memory is fine. It can help you unwind The troubles encountered yesterday. The good stuff, You can add to. But when you add up […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

Not Bad Is Not Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2018
  • 0 comments

There were parallel universes. Side by each. One be the road. One be the deetch. One take you somewhere. One hit approach. One lead to […]

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Assholes Annonymous

They Turned Unengaged Potential Into Sickness

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2018
  • 0 comments

These motherfuckers were smart. They got it right from the start. They say you boy, you need makeup. And your armpits really stink! You are […]

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