2018 – Page 5 – Crossing The Line by Barry Williams

Assholes Annonymous

What Grumpy Old Bastards Don’t Know

By Barry Williams
May 1, 2018
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If you’re angry and you know it Clap your hands! If you’re too pissed off to clap I understand. It’s your right to be unhappy. […]

You Pain Attention?

Raising Hell One Way At A Time

By Barry Williams
May 1, 2018
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He was covered in shit. More than once. Fought like a loser. Smart like a dunce. Fucked things up all over the place. Didn’t hafta […]

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

This Is What Hacking The Future Looks Like

By Barry Williams
April 27, 2018
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When she called him a stupid cunt He didn’t call her a stupid cunt back. He knew silence was golden. The best move? Tip his […]

Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

You Can’t Spin Your Wheels And Keep Your Plates Spinning Too

By Barry Williams
April 25, 2018
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One plate balanced on a stick Is tough enough. To keep on that stick. Two plates on two sticks and See how much you bit […]

fair warning

Safely Trapped

By Barry Williams
April 24, 2018
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He was predictably hungry. Eating that fence. Could he get out before The baddies came hence? Eat a little hole. Just enough to get out. […]

Livin' In The State Of Trance

Move Like You’re Made Of Fluid

By Barry Williams
April 23, 2018
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Tommy was a big bagga shit. Buthe was used to it. Waddle ovet there. Shinny uppa stair. Splash himseff down. Boilin’ point is found. Naw […]

This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

Banks Give Two Shits And One Is Not For You.

By Barry Williams
April 23, 2018
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Mama sent Billie to the corner store. The beggars were outa bread. Billie said, Mama, I had to pay anyway! That’s what the storekeep said. […]

The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

You’re Made Of Straw Man

By Barry Williams
April 22, 2018
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They said the bank account was his. Then they took it. They said he should mind his biz. Then they took it. They made the […]

Madness Is In The Food

Garbage Collector Addicts

By Barry Williams
April 21, 2018
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She couldn’t pass by a yard sale. Useless shit had her name on it. Too gooda deals… With her name… Written all over that shit. […]

It's Economics Man

Cheat To Win Or No Winning

By Barry Williams
April 19, 2018
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Make it for a buck but sell for ten. You’re a good fellow, you. You a millionaire but your people poor. They can’t do this […]

You Ain't The Bossamee

You’re Not As Big As You Think

By Barry Williams
April 18, 2018
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Step outside naked in minus thirty. You won’t last that long. Walk thru the wild with big, clenched fists. In no time you’ll be gone. […]

History Bitch

Rewriting Yesterday

By Barry Williams
April 15, 2018
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At times he was an asshole. At others a great guy. No one thought to wonder How this was or why. Was he really just […]

Operating Systems

Mickey Projector

By Barry Williams
April 14, 2018
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He was a flash in the pan. The come as Iran. The Mickey Mouse man. The new happen-nan. But no also ran. No never began. […]

The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

He Saw These Timelines

By Barry Williams
April 14, 2018
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Wanna start fresh. New Davey Koresh. But without his mesh wit Authority. Be da Davey, see. That goes freely. Maybe no kids shot. ATF not […]

You Ain't The Bossamee

Don’t Stop Wit Dem Baby Steps

By Barry Williams
April 14, 2018
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Squeeze in a rep here. Don’t stop moving there. People can’t see you in your Underwear or it’s Not called underwear. But you maybe do […]

This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

Laws In The State Of Obfuscation

By Barry Williams
April 13, 2018
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You can lie a wee, wee bit. But not too much. You can say that there’s a Santa. When there’s no such. You can say […]

T'aint Really Really Real

Frayed Not

By Barry Williams
April 12, 2018
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He heard that the world was ending. Or at least his world was ending and They’d be sending him out the room The room where […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

My God Goof, Use That Shame!

By Barry Williams
April 12, 2018
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Ain’t wantin’ no shit from No one’s mouth ‘cept Inside my own head. You hear whut I said?! Voices?! Slewfoot, you bastard! I thought you […]

Assholes Annonymous

Paul Ain’t The Real McCartney And I Ain’t The Real Me

By Barry Williams
April 12, 2018
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Holy shit you can trade places! Change faces! Displace yourself! No one will tell. They’ll ask you Are you well? You wink cause You won’t […]

T'aint Really Really Real

Heaven Is Hexagonal

By Barry Williams
April 11, 2018
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Translucent walls, each with a door. Cells of life with a live neighbor. They swim thru space Sometimes crashing. Still can’t figure Teeth a’ knashing […]

Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Livin’ It Up In The Hallway

By Barry Williams
April 11, 2018
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See, existence ain’t just life and To live is a part of existing. Pick your room. Enter woomb. Big bam-boom! You see soon but Sheeoot! […]

Dey Funny

They Came. They Saw. They Took It Bloody ALL!

By Barry Williams
April 8, 2018
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Tomato prices went through the roof. Causa evil marijuana. Liquor sales nearly went poof! Causa evil marijuana. You hada look harder for a bar fight. […]

If One Reality Can Be Virtual

Contents: Cancer

By Barry Williams
April 7, 2018
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He was a mind reader When there weren’t one. He baked shit With no sun. Shot shit. With no gun. He was some one. In […]

Shit Just Came To Me

Talking Senseemeelian

By Barry Williams
April 7, 2018
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Squeek and scratch and point by ear. They want you to go right here. But they don’t say so. So you don’t dare go. Now […]

Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Gweed

By Barry Williams
April 7, 2018
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They came for the monay. From the land of Milked and Phonay. Didn’t gives two shits ’bout Came before. They ignore. Open door. They go […]

Assholes Annonymous

When It’s Bad Or Worse

By Barry Williams
April 6, 2018
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He hit the haystack at fitty. Like a soft brick wall. Took one car length afore Momentum stalled. Kick-kick-kicked a door open. Ass out hauled. […]

History Bitch

Swirlin’, Swirlin’, Into The Bowl Of Poop.

By Barry Williams
April 5, 2018
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Dem plants, dey grow from Da side not facin’ Da light. Dey stretch away from Da endless night. No one to tell dem Dey just […]

You Pain Attention?

The Truth Will Set You REEEEEE!

By Barry Williams
April 3, 2018
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T’was the night before Christmas. If you are Christy Anne. If you aren’t, then you’re pissed. That the stores ain’t op-en. But theny-then. You remember […]

Hurtsville

The Lord Swings Both Ways

By Barry Williams
April 3, 2018
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God was a lazy son-a-bitch. If he was manifested in Mitch. Cause Mitch don’t give a shit. He wants no piece of it. He doesn’t […]

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Good Gland

By Barry Williams
April 2, 2018
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Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Cause mine don’t work Like buddy the jerk Who called […]

Year: 2018

What Grumpy Old Bastards Don’t Know

Raising Hell One Way At A Time

This Is What Hacking The Future Looks Like

You Can’t Spin Your Wheels And Keep Your Plates Spinning Too

Safely Trapped

Move Like You’re Made Of Fluid

Banks Give Two Shits And One Is Not For You.

You’re Made Of Straw Man

Garbage Collector Addicts

Cheat To Win Or No Winning

You’re Not As Big As You Think

Rewriting Yesterday

Mickey Projector

He Saw These Timelines

Don’t Stop Wit Dem Baby Steps

Laws In The State Of Obfuscation

Frayed Not

My God Goof, Use That Shame!

Paul Ain’t The Real McCartney And I Ain’t The Real Me

Heaven Is Hexagonal

Livin’ It Up In The Hallway

They Came. They Saw. They Took It Bloody ALL!

Contents: Cancer

Talking Senseemeelian

Gweed

When It’s Bad Or Worse

Swirlin’, Swirlin’, Into The Bowl Of Poop.

The Truth Will Set You REEEEEE!

The Lord Swings Both Ways

The Good Gland

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