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Month: June 2020

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Worry Wart Stew

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2020
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Oh my guts! My guts! My guts! My guts! All twisted in knots Fulla if, ands and buts. Hope the whiskey mighta caught it But […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Hillbillies And Halfwits

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2020
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Nobody took you to the cleaners. You went by yo’ seff. Zero percent. Givin’ money away. You just step off de shelf? It’s deep out […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Real Is As Real Does

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2020
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You are an ass. Argue if you want. That’s what asses do. Arguing asses flaunt Their zest for life. Their endless fright. Need to be […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Verbotenly Hot

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2020
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Don’t sweat it the border. Or the hospital or a port. Don’t sweat it at the mag lev train Or you won’t get aboard. Prices […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Sleep As Long As You Can Then Relax

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2020
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Waking up is hard to do. Especially if that other room Is booming with a view. I mean, what’s a chile to do? Stay? Or […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Real Time Mandala

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 22, 2020
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Ran as slow as he could he did And the past fell apart behind him. In the present they would not find him. Always fought […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Noti Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2020
  • 1 comment

I’m going into space now. I’m going into space. First the air won’t fly anymore. Then flying isn’t flying. Then I can’t recall if the […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Interdimensional Morse Code

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2020
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I felt you tapping my forearm. Flexing my bicept. Cramped my calf you fuck! Spazzed my lungs, locked my hamstring. Ankes, I couldn’t get up! […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Hola Dementia!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 21, 2020
  • 1 comment

You called me up and called me down. Said you’d prefer it if I found Another place to hang my hat. With no discussion, that […]

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Good Golly Miss Maully

The Love Demander

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2020
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You growl and snarl and gnash your teeth. You scratch, you bite. Refuse to eat. Denied? There’s no denying. If you could, you would be […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Desperados

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2020
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When the food bank bounces Your ass out the door And the shelves are all empty Cause you’re broke and so poor That the holes […]

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Eyes Open Twenty Twenty

Deep Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2020
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I saw the crap around the sphincter muscle of the belly of the beast. I saw good men go bad. I saw greed deny safety, […]

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Madness Is In The Food

When All Your Shit Adds Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2020
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Looking the other way. How is that okay? You swear an oath. You speak in code. The bad man rode beside you. Was blue but […]

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Papa Was An Angry Man

Ruff Sets

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2020
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He looked McDoglass in the eye And barked McDoglass! Why Dawg?! Why?! McDoglass sighs a little sigh Then turns them big eyes skyward. Could no […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus Dense Is A Human Forrest

Stay At Homers

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2020
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Oh, you people! Goddamn sheeple! You had to graze together! Do so-and-so whatever, You had to shop. You could not stop And think about the […]

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Operating Systems

When We Was Cows

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2020
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Shit, remember when we bellowed and bellowed all night? Remember when bellowing wasn’t quite alright? They said you be quiet. You said you’d deny it. […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

Jesus Would Shit His Pants

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 10, 2020
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That fight ‘tween good and evil. The fight won’t stop but we will. Right in our tracks. Satan got our backs. Going there as somebody. […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Gimme That Big ‘Ol Stink Eye

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 9, 2020
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It didn’t kill the buildings. It only worked on people. The churches, they were left intact. Bells rang in the steeple. The king took a […]

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Da Popo are a no go

Bad Cop Bad Cop

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2020
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The kid was lying. Plain as day. The kid’s a liar but Hey, hey, hey… Hold on a minute. Momma lies too. Papa lies and […]

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Everybody Git One Day

They Just Stared At The Likely Infected Old Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2020
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It was one early, February covid day when I broke my usual silence. I was qued up with a gaggle of fellow gasoline serfs in […]

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Livin' Out Da Ring 'O Fire

So Sweet & So Sour!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 3, 2020
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Here fishy fish fish! Hop into my kettle. No, you wouldn’t settle You goddamn nonconformist! Now you taste the bitter Of an it won’t stop […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Tom Foolery For President

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 1, 2020
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Let’s pretend you have a gun. You want fun and to find some You put boring on the run Come undone. You’re the one You […]

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