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Year: 2022

The Point Of Life

Get To The Point

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2022
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The point of your first ten years is to celebrate your life. To feel good, you’re alive! The point of your teen age years is […]

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You Won't Friggin Believe This

On With The Show, This Is It!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2022
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Never mind the last ten years. Don’t even bother looking back, I’ll do that for you, and you won’t have to pick any weeds, just […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Might Be My Last Poem

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 23, 2022
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Ya, Buddy got stiff. Stiff Person Syndrome. His eyes cast a shadow of still. Watched folks sway against their will. Buddy used their avatar up. […]

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It's Economics Man

Buddy Learns Dawg

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 12, 2022
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Watched like a hawk on A goddamn dock and Whatsa hawk on a dock, boy? It’s a sign from Odd. That very same God. That […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Rendered Delusional

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2022
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Buddy was a real deep thinker. Deep like a deep well digger. He thought before he’s thirsty And thinking, he thought the worst he’d Then […]

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History Bitch

A Mute Black Daughter And Her Incestuous Ginger Brother

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2022
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Maully was a bitch of a bitch. Barged in as a kid. Made chosen seem as if It WAS her. It became her. And chosen […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Howdy Hackers

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2022
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Buddy always knew people hate his shit. Maybe little wobbly, canna deal with it. Maybe take a blue pill Pay a bitta mortgage. See a […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Do Nothing

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2022
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Buddy had no clue he had no clue He had no clue. Didn’t know what to do or what to do. He could not do. […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

When Liars Say

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2022
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Buddy ain’t pay much note to noise. Seems like everyone else is poised Take a liitle trip from those who know. Shit going sideways, just […]

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Holy Cow Wartime

Buddy Sees Someone’s Legs Laying There

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2022
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Buddy saw a heart. Buddy saw a heart so torn apart It could not find it’s family. No organs found turned out to be That […]

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Operating Systems

The Life Cycle

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2022
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Buddy didn’t know he didn’t know He didn’t know. Life just carried on and Buddy watched the show. Never thinking twice if Life was too […]

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Whatif Da World Is Mada Words?

Fear For Breakfast, Lunch And Supper.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 15, 2022
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Buddy didn’t scare much. Or care much for scaring. Rather be caring bout What might happen? If no one crapped in His Cornflakes. Goodness sakes! […]

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You Pain Attention?

Buddy Finds His Cycle

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 14, 2022
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Ya, he had a plan. Buddy always planned. Planned like a wise man. Knowing plans backfire. Plans borne of liars. Lying all day to themselves. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Buddy Gets Asked To Come To Town

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2022
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Buddy has bad days. Some days good. Not really sure if more days could Be bad or better cause chaos reigns Reigns on every parade. […]

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Awareness

god I’d Love To Fight You Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2022
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Buddy didn’t like a guy or two Sayin’ like him or maybe you too Maybe just doing what people do They swim swarms with the […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Noice

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2022
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There’s a dead man laying in the middle of the road. Good man in a car coming up on him slowed. How was a good […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Buddy Gets Infected

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2022
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Shit! He thought. He’d been caught. Infected. Now, he must reject it. Just to be subjective. It’s fair now, like holy cow… One could spill […]

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You Pain Attention?

Old Unvaxxed

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2022
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Buddy was an idiot, retarded, a lunatic. Couldn’t go to rest-a-rants. No line up for lottery. No food not made by yourself. Less it’s take […]

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Munster Family Runs The Place

No Skipping Grade Death

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2022
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Buddy was a good cadiver man. Saw him in half, see what you can. Where his heart should be… Cast iron pan. No wonder the […]

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Operating Systems

Deeze Old Hands

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2022
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Buddy’s fingers were not his. They had biz Of their own. And while he’d grown Quite at home Working those fingers Doubt now lingers Who […]

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Shit Adds Up

De Struggle

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2022
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Buddy was a striver, a diver of the deep. Buddy dive so deep, bugger up his sleep. What have I done now? he’d say. So […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

When Your Own Teeth Bite You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2022
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Buddy hadda sore spot. Right about here. Catch a little grumble, Person come near. People lika toothache Thinkin’ not clear. Rumble in the younger and […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Sense Your Nonsense

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2022
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Buddy was confused as fuck. Saw him waves of bad and luck. Hearda guys getting offed by truck Tires and drivers and tired drivers. Right […]

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You Pain Attention?

Getting Down To Biz-iness

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2022
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Buddy ain’t punch no goddamn clock. That shit rocks The normal. Buddy just half smart Makes for a plain smart Don’t hafta then cart Some […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

No Perky Girls Or Swollen Packages And No Damn Light In The Loafers

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2022
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Buddy didn’t believe the Earth was turning At one thousand miles an hour. And Buddy never thought he’d see the day Where idiots had the […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Debit Down But No War Yet

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2022
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Buddy’s gonna buy gas but He must pass cause Now, at last… He is fucked. No damn gas for those who pass Their currency Their […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

When Someone Kicks You In The Cpanel

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 1, 2022
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Not your car. Not your home. No money in any bank. You are not in Rome. You? You are alone. Alone with your devices, Where […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

They’re ALIVE!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2022
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Count your lucky stars On your ten fingers. Cuzz that’s more lucky stars than exist. Put a little spin Bout where you bin Cause bin […]

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Y'all Tered States

Rememberence Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2022
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I sure do miss you mom. You were so much fun And when you came undone, It didn’t last. Those moods past fast. You had […]

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You Pain Attention?

You Don’t Build A Business, The Business Builds You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2022
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Buddy was tired And so worn out. Done with the struggle Thinking about Maybe take a breather, But neither, the breather Or retuned reciever Will […]

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