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Year: 2022

You Pain Attention?

Remembering Evil

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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That guy who hit my mom He was my dad. Best guy as a dad I ever had. Watching him at work It made me […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

When You Come Back As A Lucky Dawg

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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Jeepers, some folks Get a lucky rebound. They’re not a fly Or a beetle that found A little shit ball They could roll around. That […]

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Maybe Universes Are Stacked

You Can Call Me Old Fuck

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2022
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Now, Buddy wasn’t one To have his name yelled loud. Not in the same room And never in a crowd. That is not allowed. People […]

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You Pain Attention?

You Own Shit And Are Unhappy

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 4, 2022
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Buddy hadda house A boat, a car. Hadda little bank account. Wouldn’t go far. Buddy hadda go ta work. Punchin’ dat clock. Hadda little pension […]

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You Pain Attention?

When Happiness Goes

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 1, 2022
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Same damn deck. Same damn yard. Why is happiness so damn hard? Try to wring it out of booze. Struggle but I often lose My […]

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Y'all Tered States

And The Very Thing That Kept Them Together Was The Thing That Blew Them Apart

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 31, 2022
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Buddy knew she knew he knew. But neither shall speak Of the stairs that squeak. Something is coming to get them. That something is not […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Satan, She Fucks With Me.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 30, 2022
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Buddy wore his hat. Every damn day. The hat kept him safe Cause the hat did say Not Today Satan Kept her at bay But […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

I Know You’re Busy Butt

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2022
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Drive too fast and walk too slow. You got a thousand spots to go. Got no time, you make your flow Other people caught in […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Fear Of Odd

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 22, 2022
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Buddy wasn’t into shaking hands. Even tho he could, his germs had plans. Kept him at bay, fear was a factor. Humans at the front, […]

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You Pain Attention?

Hierarchy In Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2022
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Please say no. Say no, No, NO! Don’t say it out loud. Not in a crowd Where it’s allowed Is in you. No is trying […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Biting Satan’s Ankles

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 19, 2022
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High steppin’ in a fake heaven. Buddy is wearing white. Folks say he’s aight. But no. That mofo is a goddamn liar. Tongue like long […]

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It's All About Contrast

Please Toward Lemmings Hill

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2022
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Scared, he was. Just because. Fear was in the air, see You got a brother, He has another and There beween, you meet. One says […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Requires No Explanation

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 17, 2022
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Holy cow, you’re fucked! Sitting in your car. Bet you paid for. In cash you ash. Bet it’s made for Transportation. But where you’re from […]

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You Pain Attention?

I Am That Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2022
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Jesus, I don’t want to work today. Can the shit just stay Suspended? We’ll end it With a good, clear glance. And, by happenstance. If […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Cock Suckers Are The Norm

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2022
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Who wants a thing shoved in their ass? Who wouldn’t vote saying I will pass? Maybe that dude wearing fuck you mask. That dude flunked […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

God, I Love You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2022
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Believers, you are. And that goes so very far, To begin that far, far, far… away? Trek to the motherland. See if you really can, […]

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fair warning

Mister De-escalator

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2022
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You have a way of screwing things up. You are a bettor out of luck. You wear boots filled with muck. You are the muck […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Be Aware Wolf K

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2022
  • 1 comment

They got people walking around. Up and down town. They are the grounds. Grounds that these klowns. Send through your neighborhood. Hooded kids know you […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

I Said Don’t Run Away From Me, Kid.

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2022
  • 1 comment

Fuck all, is what you knew, good sir. You’re gonna get a star! Hook a steel head, Bag a big bear. Mister, you’re walking dread. […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Killer Safety

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 2, 2022
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Hard hatted and tied off to the yin jang. Safety started with a big bang. Mission Zero and similar heros, Saving no one while countless […]

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Don't Copy This Self

When The Past Comes Back To Hint You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 1, 2022
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Buddy! He said. I remember you. You were the guy whom did not screw Me, as a customer, So long ago. And me? I remember, […]

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Awareness

Two Dudes Doing It

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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One guy said to another guy. Yo dude, you want to do it? Ya guy said. You okay? Bra. We, already did it! We did?! […]

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Don't Copy This Self

When Your Mark & Mine Disappears

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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This footprint was And just because It was. It wasn’t necessary. In fact it was not jerry said. It’s i saw this, and, Truth be […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

I Say I Say

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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Seven seconds before I write this. Shit comes to my brain. Thoughts don’t care, sadly enough, If I lose or gain. They just come… It’s […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

You Can Fuck Right Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2022
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Say you’re not a spook. Or not my friend, the gook. You say you just want to play with me. You say, if that’s free […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Please Bitch, Please!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2022
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You’ve got no right Just out of spite To say I am no fixer. I work these hands ’til blister. My friends, they call me […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

This One Has No Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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Death is what we call it When someone stops being here. And deaf is what we call it When someone can barely hear. But that’s […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

When You Fear You Might Fail, Then You Don’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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Winning is HARD! Winning is TOUGH! But losing is hard and Losing is rough. Winning takes the piss outa you. Then fills that piss back […]

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Everybody Git One Day

On The Tracks Of A Train Called “You R Fucked”

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 24, 2022
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It was hard, so hard… And it was all uphill. Never any grub to eat They just brought the bill. Complain? What’s that? And how […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Buddy’s Oh Kay

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 23, 2022
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He’s got a little gig. A gig on the side. One inch deep and two miles wide. Long as the nosies And him don’t collide. […]

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