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Year: 2022

You Pain Attention?

A Hundred People And Only One Story

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2022
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There were limo driving spies With windows made of eyes Say the wrong thing here And Pally, have no fear. Youll hear it every year. […]

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This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

He Said Don’t Call Me Tomorrow Today Cause You’ll Be Reaching Back In Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2022
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Try not to think about it. It doesn’t need your thoughts. Please stop every imagining. Those if, and maybe nots. It’s a littered landscape, Boss. […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

This Shit Is Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2022
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That rock that flew by Thrown by that guy That rock so close to deadly Was not real. See, the rock that did not hit […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

Don’t Make Me Word You

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 6, 2022
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Do you know the word of the lord? Then hesitate please God says you’re in the game now.

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Awareness

Stay Human. Stay!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 25, 2022
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The aliens are a tricky bunch. They work facts and we work hunches. They love loosh, live it a bunch. Want a little war with […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Belief

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2022
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Holy cow, it’s so easy When life is so breezy To see gain, avoid pain. Make off like a bandit. No wondering, stranded. Some station, […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

You’ve Got This

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2022
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No problem, you say. And I say okay Then you go your way And I’m alone. Alone, like I should be. I guess, if it […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Dude Said Magic But I Saw Tricks

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 24, 2022
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It was a bait the switch thing. See what for brings. Pappa gonna make them dance. Shit is so good, there’s no chance. They will […]

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Problem Solve Or Die

Whisper This

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 22, 2022
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He said I don’t know if I should tell you this. You might dismiss it As fantasy But can you see I am a serious […]

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You Pain Attention?

Handbaskets In Hell

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 20, 2022
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They were looking for treasure To bring back the pleasure Of searching and finding To replace this grinding Of tissue and bone They were all […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Know Both Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2022
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The circle has an outside And an inside, too. Choose one side and you can do Anything there, on that side. But the circle knows […]

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Papa Was An Angry Man

Yer Not Like Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Yes, I brought you into this town. But you’re a clown. And no circus. Think we are here to just jerk us?! From one reality […]

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Everybody Git One Day

You Got To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Say what you have to. Even if you don’t like it. Say what you have to Even if they could give a shit. Get it […]

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Y'all Tered States

I Lend Myself To You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Respect, I can give without losing a bit. Some left over What to do with it? Same with love And God above. There’s alot. Alot […]

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You Pain Attention?

Sure, Take The Emotion From Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Buddy was a robot. He got Into no trouble. He had a double. Every robot was the same. Learn the game. And act artificially intelligent.

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Raising Cain

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Would not listen and would not Would not. We caught Shit from the get-go. Even though We were simply bystanders. Outlanders In this stream of […]

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You Pain Attention?

De Anger Director

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2022
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Holy shit, he could choke the shit Out of that fucking twit. That twit who gives a shit Bout those who care. And then how […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

That’s Good And Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 11, 2022
  • 2 comments

The cows didn’t know that The pigs didn’t know that The chickens didn’t know that The farmer didn’t know that The banker didn’t know that […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Ignore The Unconvinced

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2022
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He was Yep I know that. Smarter than shit. Whatever you had, he Could deal with it. But life, don’t ask him. Cause Buddy don’t […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

The Almost

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2022
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They were gonna do this and Gonna do that but This and that fell in a trap. A trap so nefarious It wouldn’t carry us […]

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Y'all Tered States

Just A Hankering To Change The Internet

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2022
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Jesus, the float did not work And dude was that jerk That would let things be as they were. Dude didn’t care. He said you […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Not The Same Mad Guy

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2022
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Holy flew off the handle. Every time time got close. Never felt akin to the time doh. Holy wasn’t one of those. Fly by knighters. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Don’t Get Bowled Over By The Rolling Heads

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2022
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Listen before you cross rock canyon. The boulders whisper softly. At times they seem so awfully Nice but they ask twice And then the beggars […]

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Y'all Tered States

When You Wake Up Moving Forward

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2022
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The car beside him Reversed fast. Buddy thought he hit the gas. But in park, he’s still, alas, Buddy ain’t going nowhere. No sense, already […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Everyday Voting

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2022
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The many me’s sat for a talk. We had to sit cause some can’t walk. Some are too damn young to talk. But they still […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Pen Pals

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2022
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They were trapped alright. And they were packed in tight. They fought a growing fright Until the fading light Was all but gone. Now even […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Your Arms Remember

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2022
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Huffing on a gas bag. Like it was the last ride Leaving Hell at eleven. Leaving Hell going to Heaven. All abored now! Inhale deep, […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

That’s Not How Wars Are Fought

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2022
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The headline hit him like a ton of bricks. You are not in uniform, you gotta be sick. Sick if you think you can win […]

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Holy Cow Wartime

Praise Be To The Gibberish Tree

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2022
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Are you fucking kidding? What did you hear? That made you dear To ideas so damn crazy? Buddy, are you hazy? It’s a big damn […]

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Fuck Me

They Don’t Come From The Front

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2022
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These creeps. These creeping reaps. These won’t leave you be Cause you plainly see Tomorrow filled with shitstorm, Don’t adjourn We are breaking free…

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