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Year: 2017

Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

What 2017 Done To Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2017
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Got a loan called. The well went dry. Aphids beat me. My gov’t lied to me. Hada borry 70k to stop me throat from gurgling. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Told You Five Seconds

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2017
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Span’s gettin’ shorter. Old dude said. Climbin’ through yer winder. Organize yer head. Same damn messagez Still gettin’ in! Micro-burstin’ synapse routes Like at ain’t […]

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You Pain Attention?

There Was This Guy Who Expected More Of Himself

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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Just me hanging out With myself. Just the two of us, maybe three. Maybe one me watches the Other me’s acting. And that me really […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Scout’s Honor, Bitches!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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He didn’t know that; Lying was an art. A rich guy never farts. Prenups clear departs. A burning face with marks. Someone stomped that fire […]

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Papa Was An Angry Man

Play The Game? Or Make A Game Of Playing The Game?

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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Reality’s not deep. Your country doesn’t love you. Your neighbors want your lawn short. To thy neighbors you must be true. What else you gonna […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Body, Mind And Him Whom Loses Dat Mind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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This ain’t it, he said With a frown. Knew what happened ‘afore Shit went down. Knew this was a circus. Andy was a clown. People […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Life Is 30% Showtime, 70% Advertisement.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
  • 1 comment

Attention! Attention! Your attention please! Give it to us now, man. Keep nothing up your sleeves! You need none for yourself now. And none for […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

The Idea Viruses Came With Stockholm Syndrome

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2017
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DON’T GO TO SLEEP! A little thought said. Thing was so tiny Rollin’ round in his head. Said you can’t go to sleep. You’ll suffocate […]

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Sad Times at Human High

Bullets, Booze And Body Bags.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2017
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Changing up timelines with her thunderstick. Break a family unit, do it gun-smoke quick. Bag a little whine at a sliding safety click. This is […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

The Cat Could Not Connect Object With Objector

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2017
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Oh, he felt the impact. Yes he did. The others did too under The desk they hid. But the thrower, it saw them. Obvious now. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

There’s A Deeper State Than Deep

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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  Yin has a perimeter. And an underside with Yang. And then there is the wall upon which, Yin and Yang must hang. That wall […]

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History Bitch

When You Know You Don’t Know, You’ll Know.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Bawled when he came in. Kickin’ anda screamin’. Felt if this was real then he Hoped he was dreamin’. Pain one day was voluntary. He […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Carving Out A Space For Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Let’s say you’re nobody. That’s a start. Gives you some ‘in To pick apart. Cause if you don’t Those beggars will. Beat ’em to it. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Risk Management For Pussies

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Holy Fuck! I’m scared! I’m scarred. Scarred by all at scaring. Too fast! Too slow! Don’t pick – they’ll know! You’ll move to the big […]

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Assholes Annonymous

This Day Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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Ima be me. Through and through. No one tell me What to do. I say what I think is true. Good for me. Bad for […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

Mile Wide Love

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 26, 2017
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This bag’s wet. You can still punch through. Course, on the outside Nothin’ to do. Can’t punch in. Bin punched out. Now your punchin’ Got […]

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Ancient History

Let’s Say Y’ain’t Got No Auto Shutoff

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 24, 2017
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A cup run-eth over. No landing gear. Over. A dead dog. Rover. You can’t land. Hover. You better get over. That last stupid lover. It […]

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Boredom Sucks

Smile Transfer Protocol (STP)

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2017
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You be smilin’ an whistlin’. You be happy yo’ seff. Pass grumpy an grumpster. You don’t give no eff. Dat smile she run deep an […]

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Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

I’m Only Guessing On The Power Pole

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2017
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You got this power.  Got this pole. Got no line. No breaker so… Power hum. Nobody know.

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

See, God Is A Devil And The Devil Can Be Fun.

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 21, 2017
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Pretend you’re not alone. Pretend that someone loves you. Pretend your life means something. Pretend you’re not pretending.

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It's All About Contrast

To My Children

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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If you can kids, change your genes. Mine drink too much, Want to porntificate too much and Are lazy to the point of squeezing Creativity […]

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Madness Is In The Food

The Satan Of Mice Is Cats

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
  • 1 comment

Ivan you take my breath away But that’s okay cause I’ll turn This way and you won’t Get into my body just One Ivan hair […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Bout To Fool You

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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Make my voice. My photograph. Order shit ‘n send It back. Transact this and Transact that. That ain’t me an you know it!

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

You Got Yer A.I. Travis

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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He looked real hard Into mirror so deep. Looked past the shyster anda Pervert creep. Looked at vibrations that were so Damn deep. Titanic isa […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

The Politics Of Puking

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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Say no and no and no and no. Say it walking to and fro. Say it because you know yes means go. And go doesn’t […]

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Assholes Annonymous

I Hear A. I. A’comin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 17, 2017
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I said love dammit! Don’t you love? It said love dammit? How many kinds of love? You said start with self then Spread it out […]

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Awareness

Eye Pweedict

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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I’m going to confess right here that I don’t agree with the way things are being done. A couple of years ago the King said […]

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

D Wave And The Tenth Dimension

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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Mind your manners. Mind this place. Mind that anchors not In space. Ain’t yer body, That’s a place For yer brain to catch D wave. […]

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History Bitch

They Broke My Fingers And Then My Thumbs

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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Sign language one oh one. Cain’t see the signing when there Ain’t no sun. Wait til the night The night is done. Then signal by […]

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Awareness

Frig Off You Beggar!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 13, 2017
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You goddamn guy! You picked me, why?! I didn’t do shit to you!! Sure, I stretch the truth. I spread the loot. You give me […]

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