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Month: June 2017

You Ain't The Bossamee

Ya He’d Scrap The Captain For Mister Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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It’s an ill wind that blows When the windows ain’t closed. And it’s better seen far from the outside. Inside, she’s like nature. All curvy […]

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wrongaholic You Pain Attention?

Move Ahead A Little Every Day Cause God Stops Before You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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They needed daze off. Couldn’t stay on. Feet might move but the Back was gone. Curiosity? They had none. Needed a break. Say they’re done. […]

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The Regular Grind Is A Good One

The En-Tire Human Race

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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That tire, she’s a wobble. That tire lose her tread. That tire outa balance. This tire air bin bled Outa that tire, into thin air. […]

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Biological Tools Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Buddy, Can You Spare A Lesson?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Wow you don’t see reality. Don’t you see? You don’t see! Reality. It ain’t what you took it to be. See… Reality is made a […]

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Assholes Annonymous History Bitch

Good Only Works If Shit Gets Bad

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 30, 2017
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Fuck it! I’m done! I can’t take no mo’. This shit train’s pulling into the station. I’ve had it! I’m through! This bastard’s fed up. […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Cancer They Could See In His Goddamn Shit But Suicide They Could Not See

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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Jesus, let me not fuck up Quite so much today. Jesus can you give give me life And in your special way Can you steal […]

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Assholes Annonymous

We Drank Throughout Every Day For Evening We Boarded Other Sheeps

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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I found this mind. Alone. Frustrated. Spoke we did and then We dated. It broke me and soon we Faded into Couples. Couples. Barry

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It's Economics Man

The World Ain’t Turning But The Spinning Continues

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2017
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Whoa! Shite is not the same. If you are in the game. The game, she changes. Open range is No more home on the range. […]

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Dey Funny History Bitch

Stand In This Line If You Want Shit To Fall On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2017
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You are better than me, man. Pitty me, I just can’t Grasp reality. Not like you. You’ll just do What I can’t seem to… Barry

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It's All About Contrast

My Lordy, What You Don’t Know!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2017
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You need a new sun Every four damn months. No earth better touch your water. If you’re gonna play God you Gotta get good at […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Dancing The Real Time Schadenfreude

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 23, 2017
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  I won’t turn my back on you, no. Becausa what you’ll do. You’ll go through With An unthought-out plan. Another also ran. Just because […]

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Don't Copy This Self fair warning

The Throwers Of Quill

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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Shit came out her eyes and nose. Tiny veins wrapped with pantyhose Couldn’t contain the poison, so… She hissed instead of speaking. You couldn’t help […]

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It's Economics Man Operating Systems

Beat Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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  The landlord says the rent is due. You don’t pay no rent. The lottery dude says tickets here! But the lottery loot bin spent. […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Purpose Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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If you ask what is the purpose of life You’re already on it. Barry

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'Tween Mind And Boday! Problem Solve Or Die

Visit Your Past Like A Personal Cemetery

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 20, 2017
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  Please be a fucking idiot. A retard and a sloth. Be the worst of the worst. A stink-bomb with shoes. From there you shouldn’t […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

Mom And Dad Said They Didn’t Lie But They Didn’t Know The Truth

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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  When I say Halt! You halt. If I ask who you are You say. If I rest my hand on my gun like this […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

If You Ain’t Infected With Kaizen, Don’t Get In The Game.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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Collaboration met competition and The two of them arm-wrestled. They each stood on the greenest grass And in each other’s sights, they fessed up. Rested […]

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Critical Thinking Dey Funny

A Rising Tide Sinks Many Ships

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 19, 2017
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  The barnacles, Bill. The barnacles will Carve us a hole. A hole that will Hit us in our gullets and Our gullets will bend […]

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Blessings Of The Ages You Pain Attention?

I Know You Fucking Told Me So

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2017
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  Life has a boot. A great, big boot. And life will walk right on ya. Now, if you scoot and Give a hoot then […]

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Shit Adds Up You Pain Attention?

Your Sense Of Urgency Left Through The Porthole Called Boredom

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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You say you’re the boss, but you’re not. You say you gave up but were caught. You say you’re relaxed but are fraught with Lies […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Prayers Are Wasted On Mister Brown

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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Mister Brown ain’t down for the count. No sir! Mister Brown is down for the fount. Oh ya! He’ll take a little sip. Maybe look […]

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Corporassy Dense Is A Human Forrest

Unmaking Mistakes

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2017
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This thing bites. This thing sucks. Wait here to get crushed by mucks. Mucky-mucks who just say shucks. You boo-hoo there, take these bucks. Learn […]

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Assholes Annonymous Boredom Sucks

Nothing Was What He Listened To And From Nowhere He Listened Well

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 15, 2017
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When I look like this keep Your pie hole closed. Silence is what I need. I’ll break the silence when It’s time to be broken. […]

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Dey Funny

When Your Bank And Mail And Your Phone Go Missing

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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  Someone ain’t eating out tonight. Or driving, right? Peed off? Quite! Their damn doors are app-ed up tight. Cards ona phone now outa sight. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Poor People Watchin’ The Rich People Prey Thought “It Gotta Be Workin’ For Them”

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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  Bow your head for a moment afore you eat that meal. Shit’s mighty hot and the younguns squeal If we feeds it too fast […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

When You Blindly Reach Around Gonna Grab The Sparkplug

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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Oh, you’re gonna get a shock! A shock that stops all talk. And hold it long enough, your clock. Blindfolded, why you walk That unnecessary […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Sublimate Yourself By Choice Only

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 12, 2017
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That dude makes you sick. That dude is a prick. Why you gonna stick When that dude makes you sick? Barry

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Assholes Annonymous Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

When The Knives In Your Back Get Too Heavy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 11, 2017
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  Your hand went over your heart during anthems. You marched everywhere you went. Our rules twisted with twisty beer caps. Your rules would not […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Coming Full Circle You Goddamn Square?

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 7, 2017
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  Man, you learn fast! Too fast to note. Future gonna get your bloody goat. Watch where you step. Don’t step out. Every damn swing […]

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fair warning History Bitch

Until Death Do Ye Part Wit Problems

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 5, 2017
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Blessed be those little squeaks. Little freaks. They not weak. They will never taste defeat. Nor get beat. Down. Barry

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