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Year: 2021

Awareness

2022

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2021
  • 1 comment

Handcuffed god I’m glad I watched that vid. Cracked up here in this blur it Musta rocked someone sees that I bin Captured going down […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Nobody Let Us

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2021
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Fuck anybody whom says we can’t. And fuck them naysayers saying we shan’t. I will say If it’s okay If today’s The only way Forward.

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History Bitch

Canon Was His Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2021
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He went off like two dogs Playing in the moonlight. Nothing there was too bright Do you have a ticket? Will you traverse thicket? Block […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

There! Heard It Again!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 31, 2021
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Buddy wouldn’t listen and Neither would he Pay any mind to Is Buddy free? To choose and lose and Too much booze and Let’s go […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

God Doesn’t Laugh

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 29, 2021
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Humor has a side effect. It affects both top and bottom. Causes wretching and end of speech. So tell jokes if you got ’em. God, […]

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Don't Copy This Self

The Opportunity Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 27, 2021
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Blind as a bat. To risk and all that. Buddy went head first. Hard til his dreams burst. Thought he was so cursed But Buddy […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Praise The Lord For Covid

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2021
  • 3 comments

I’d be so screwed. More than I am. If it wasn’t for this covid scam. Thank you, man. Please don’t be Satan. But if you […]

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Personal Stuff I Shouldn't Have Said

I Work For The Goddamn Man, Man!

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2021
  • 0 comments

On Monday he worked highways. Tuesday… ? Entertainment. Wednesday, like every other damn day. Buddy worked in Containment. Arrangement. Buddy worked hard for infrastructure. Suit […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Year Of The Vax

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 22, 2021
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They were nice as hell but I knew damn well It wasn’t going to last. Shit was changing fast. It was all about my past […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

The Knew Normal

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 19, 2021
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Ten damned children Playing in the park. Know they are damned Cause it’s so close to dark! But there are the damned Living like a […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

And Please Pass A Stupid Test

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 14, 2021
  • 0 comments

Deep they peered into buddy’s eyes. Asked him what wherefore and many whys. Gave him the answers and too many tries. Buddy couldn’t get shit […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Give Us This Day Our Daily Dread

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 11, 2021
  • 0 comments

He was one foot tall But not that small When it came to his size of alive. He lived large without any striving. He thrived […]

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You Pain Attention?

Gof Aster

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 10, 2021
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Five guys died on the Hoover Dam. Then ten, then twenty and Good goddamn! A hundred damn men In the Hoover Dam! Believed in a […]

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This Shit Stanks A High Heaven!

When Touche Shat My Pants

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 10, 2021
  • 1 comment

Touche was minding his bizness When Bolt entered the room. They hadn’t noticed each other And when they did then BOOM! Touche bolted and Scared […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Zero Dilemma Prisoner

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 10, 2021
  • 0 comments

He was right as rain. He was in no pain. He was ready to make them squeal. They were ready to make a deal. He […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

The Bullshat Path To Success

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 9, 2021
  • 0 comments

You are afraid of the Boogeyman And the Boogeyman is you. Can’t escape your fear It’ll find you here. No matter what you do. What […]

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You Pain Attention?

If Jeffrey Epstein And John McAfee Try To Kill Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 5, 2021
  • 0 comments

Don’t look for footprints Fingerprints, carpet fibers. No special rope knots or Casts of tires. No investigation of blatant liars. You gotta look at the […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Send In The Ambassadors

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 5, 2021
  • 0 comments

They were way too smart To nail their hats straight on. T’was foregone conclusion They would employ sound. Fierce wind whistling the howling sky Would […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

They Signed A Non-Disclosure About The NDA

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 5, 2021
  • 1 comment

There wasn’t much to talk about. When everyone had their say. There were polite hellos And hey, nice car! And isn’t this a wonderful day? […]

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fair warning

There’s A Great Big Leak In The Engine Room

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 4, 2021
  • 0 comments

Buddy was a tall drink. A cool glass of water. But Buddy’s gums flapped a little too much. Way more than they ought to. Buddy […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

Humanity Insanity

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 26, 2021
  • 0 comments

It ran at me but I did move. I could, I was in no one’s groove. Once I saw, it now behoved Me to run […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

Happy Times At The Hurtin’ Parade

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 25, 2021
  • 0 comments

No pain killers. No Phyllis Dillers. No wish you wellers. Only urban dwellers. Who felt like hellers. They had their druthers. Sisters and brothers. None […]

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Don't Copy This Self

R U FKNG NUTS

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 24, 2021
  • 0 comments

There’s an old guy down by the railroad tracks. Not big on manners and the old boy lacks The type of piece of mind thats […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Hunting Jack Jabber

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2021
  • 0 comments

Stabbed a billion people, ya. No one in the neck. Stabbed his victims so politely None said what the heck?! They all said nothing. Bared […]

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History Bitch

When Buddy Gets His Game On

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 15, 2021
  • 0 comments

Don’t get so upset if mister doesn’t call. He’s got that reputation in the end it all Makes alot more sense with your back to […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

All Line Up For The Liars Parade!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 13, 2021
  • 0 comments

Either everyone had a mask Or none wore one at all. None were short and None were tall. Everyone wore a costume. Except the clowns […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

So Invisibly Huge It’s There!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2021
  • 0 comments

God doesn’t sell shit on his own. God stays put while you leave home. You on a bench while god does thrones. Buddy don’t rep […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

I See They See I See

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 11, 2021
  • 0 comments

With I’s half shut They ran amok The king was on his way. He’d be here any day! The walls weren’t high enough. Their gold […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

No Goat To Get

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 9, 2021
  • 0 comments

There was no cool to lose. No high road now to choose. The only songs were blues. It was hot as hell and We knew […]

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Everybody Git One Day

Yes, We Are In Heaven But We Just Work Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2021
  • 0 comments

There’s Iraq and a hard place. They face The hard race To that place Called heaven. Forgiven, They try, like us, to get in. But […]

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