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Much of what I write will be quite understandable to insane folks. The rest will be, uh, less understandable...
Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Old Guys Straight To The Front Lines

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2021
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Goddamn trenches were ten feet deep. Filthy creeping mud walls so goddamn steep A bayonet stabber could see defeat If they looked far down in […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Stop Acting Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2021
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Aliens were at the helm. Beggars were steering the ship. When and wherever love was noticed The aliens destroyed it. They hacked at hugs. Iksnayed […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Jesus Give Me Strength To Stand Up Against You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2021
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The sons a bitches fought so hard To take my life away. Conniving, lying, always trying Anything to have their say. But not today Satans. […]

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Y'all Tered States

Like An Upside Down Funnel On A Coffee Cup

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2021
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Life goes up and remembers forward Starts right there in the ground. An ant, a worm, a disgusting bug Buddy, you’ve been around. And each […]

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Assholes Annonymous

YAY! We’re Gonna Go Camping!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2021
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One blanket each and a stink filled pillow. Stop your damn crying, man, it seeds sorrow! You don’t like today? Well, you won’t like tomorrow. […]

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You Pain Attention?

When Gods Aren’t Enough

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2021
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The Lord had a son. Sent the son-of-a-gun Sent him down here to run. But the work he had done Was never, ever done! We […]

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T'aint Really Really Real

A Little Bitty Prick Let Me Down

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 8, 2021
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Hey get ready for a space invasion! THEY are commin’! You’ll see something! Shit will blow your mind! You will then unwind. Take me to […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Bossing Authoritarians

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 30, 2021
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The kid wouldn’t listen from The front of the class. Headphones in. The kid was an ass. But he sure did pass The hell test, […]

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Madness Is In The Food

You’re Only Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2021
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Correct, select. You bet you are right. You might be right if Only for one night. Like the moon has it’s Own light, only for […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Watchman On The Titanic

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 20, 2021
  • 1 comment

Oh, the wind came up. Whipped the sea like a horse. Galloped on it’s last legs Blew us off course. The sails tried to drown […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

It’s Frightening Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 18, 2021
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Buddy did rain. And snow and sleet. Buddy did hot but could not keep His mind screwed on straight But now of late To tough […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Sorry Hard Workers

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 14, 2021
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Fuck those dugouts. Goddamn trenches. Sleeping outside. Mother drenches You get in dry clothes! Wanna get sick?! Mother drench us in your love. Tell us […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

No Phone For Mauly

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 10, 2021
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She grunts and groans Hates being alone Hates anything foam. Rips shit to threads That shit then dreads To release so easy Mauly, don’t you […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Hell Is A Town In Heaven

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2021
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You ain’t going anywhere. Here is where you stay. Call it heaven. Call it hell. You ain’t going away. Come back as a well fed […]

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Critical Thinking

Please Bro Don’t B Rate Me!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2021
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The beast had a number. And the beast had his. He wondered ’bout his number And what his number is. The beast would never tell […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Inside Voice

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 28, 2021
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Nothing to hear. The no voice said. But that deep thought Bounced over his head For he thought every thought Was read. But cyphered in […]

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Ancient History

I See You Don’t See

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 26, 2021
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Laugh at reality. Reality’s a joke. Depends what you bin smoking. Or if you’re on da coke. Whether chick or bloke. Whether rich or broke. […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Budday Where’s Your Boday?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 24, 2021
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Your team lost last night And one of them kneeled For your anthem. Fuck them! You abandon Them cause They are not your only team! […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

Lord Ah See A Train A’Comin’

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 15, 2021
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Well enough doesn’t work for long. They won’t leave well enough alone. Well enough won’t stay where it’s not wanted. Well enough is never less […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

I Will Use The Un Door

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 14, 2021
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Drink from my own damn fountain. Restroom just for me. I will drive by car boy You just wait and see. Get my food to […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Got Your Lie Sense?

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 13, 2021
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Building permits and Driver’s license. Surveyors to mark that fence. Passport and registration. Steal that car without hesitation. Birth certificate. Health card. Accreditation. SIN card. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Too Smart

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 11, 2021
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You are stupid. Just enough. To know that there is fairway rough. You will use the first damn club To knock your notion home. Pally, […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Stay You

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 10, 2021
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You fought like hell You know damn well You are made of steel. You won a race You won first place Billions around you reeled. […]

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Awareness Problem Solve Or Die

The Mayor Of Skewed

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 9, 2021
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You think you know Bill Bailey. You think you know… You don’t know shit Bill Bailey. You don’t know shit. And yet you guess Bill […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

And About Those Rights

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 8, 2021
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You have the right To keep your pie hole shut. No damn crying. No ifs or buts. Keep it shut tight or You know what […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Turn On Your Reciever Deever

  • By Barry Williams
  • August 6, 2021
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You pretend you didn’t know. How could you not see? You saw them dividing us Everywhere you be. But the sand is deep You mumble […]

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Don't Copy This Self

Add Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 31, 2021
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There was no point. No point to start from and No point to reward A listener for their Wee bitta tension. See, tension has its […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Waves

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 29, 2021
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Oh, you better not pout. You better not shout. You’ve gotta look out For your neighbor. But you alone cannot save her. That will take […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Lone Ranger Wore A Breathing Mask

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 28, 2021
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Tonto spoke when spoken to. Not before. And he and El Arr Both had horses. And of course They both had guns. No one fucked […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

They Made A Secret Secret Country

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 26, 2021
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Two hundred million people strong. Had no flag or national song. But everyone there felt the longing The call from humanity. The sound of being […]

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