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Year: 2017

Crazy Stuff I Still Can't Prove

There’s A Sin-chronicity and Synchronicity

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  • April 15, 2017
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  You call it what you will. It is happening still. You can’t avoid it. Can’t destroy it. Should enjoy it but Sadly, you avert […]

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Human Nature Don't Have To Be Natural

Let The Bastards Say No!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2017
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  Jesus, he jumped this fence before… Do they never stop cutting up land?! Cause he jumped and jumped and jumped some more. Jumped when […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

You Got Your Higher Ups

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  It was tippy-toe time… Baby does what momma wants. Momma does what daddy wants. Daddy hates his new soop, John. John can’t stand vice […]

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Response Able Shit Adds Up

When You’re Too Much For Just One Person

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  You must come to your senses. They will not come to you! You must look and look again and look again. And look again. […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Whom Is The Primer Of Your Pumpy Pump Pump?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
  • 1 comment

  How do you know when you’ve fallen asleep? Do you pinch yourself from the inside deep? Will you let that dawg lethargy creep And […]

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Courage Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

If Fear Catches Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 10, 2017
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  He didn’t want to be But he was, alone. Even his third man factor had gone. The wind bit his face. Dawgs on his […]

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Politics Is A Gamer's Game

If You Come Late To The Game It’s Still A Game

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2017
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  Sports for your entertainment. A language for your entertainment. A promise for your entrainment. They yell Hey Asshole! (don’t turn around) They ignite hassle. […]

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Love Is A Friggin Invention!

God Is Watching You. Man’s In Space And If You Lie Big There’s No Disgrace!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 6, 2017
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  He said Ya, right there, I feel something too! What it is and what it do? He wondered if others felt this too? Then […]

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fair warning History Bitch

Satan! You’ll Take What I Give You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2017
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  Lucifer don’t bounce no checks. Got a million accounts who will. And Beelzebub will spill your guts Guts spilled in cringe-worthy swill. Ah guilt! […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

It’s Just A Step To The Left

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 4, 2017
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  There’s a cycle and you are in it. Lunar, circadian. You might be Canadian. Ultra, ultradian. There you go, you say it again! Quick […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Unproductive Extrapolation

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2017
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  Let’s say your world falls apart. A couple of times a year. Would you hang your hat from the highest tree? Or would you […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest Fuck Me

Mamma Lied To Me An I Lied To Mamma But The Guvment Lied To Boat Of Us

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2017
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There’s only one way outa This wet paper bag and It ain’t a going through the top. You better like slivers and You better like […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

If You’ve Never Been To Heaven, Can You Tell Us What It’s Like?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 29, 2017
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He smoked marijuana. A lot of it. He and marijuana were a damn good fit. He could talk about it. Tell about it. See it […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Some Folks Get God And Other Folks, They Get Cancer.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2017
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  Life is a pantry. Filled or not filled. It’s shelves can be loaded Or everything spilled on The floor and the door The damn […]

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If One Reality Can Be Virtual

When You Go Into The Woulds Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2017
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  Mother Nature is a killer. Via leopard and cliff. It ain’t a matter of when or how And it ain’t a matter of if. […]

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Critical Thinking

Don’t Count Yer Downfalls Before They’ve Fallen

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2017
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He set the table for no one to eat. They were everyone gonna get beat At cards. He made the rules which was only no […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God wrongaholic

I See You’re Traveling With Pain Man

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2017
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  He didn’t feel when he was younger, he DID. He didn’t think when he was younger, he SAID. Amygdala what? when he was younger, […]

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Blessings Of The Ages Sad Times at Human High

If You Live To A Ripe Old Age, Maybe You’ve Lived Too Long.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2017
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Man, you know it all now. Can’t nobody tell you. Your mind is all made up. Made up. Nothin’ left to make up. Make up. […]

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It's All About Contrast You Ain't The Bossamee

Every Shitty Fan Is Covered In Shit And Wisdom, Depending On Where You Look.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  Jesus, I could have used your name Twenty or thirty years ago. But you ducked under Under my shadow. You wouldn’t let me know. […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

In Alive Out Dead. In Alive Out Dead. In Alive Out Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
  • 1 comment

  See, it’s born and in and Dead and out and If you die at birth then That’s in through out and If you die […]

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Nature Points

Hear Don’t Wanna But Act On It Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  Self discipline is a nasty row. A row to be hoed by one. The row caves in just as fast as it’s dug Like […]

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Courage fair warning

Fellow Herdling

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  No one gives a shit about you. They DON”T! They DON”T! They DON”T! Like the heart could care less about the gall bladder. Take […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Your Thinking Cap Flew Off Your Head Now You Walk Around Bare Headed

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2017
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  A sign made you stop and You lost your mind. A light made you go and You lost your mind. Some paint on the […]

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Assholes Annonymous Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Contrarian To The Rescue

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2017
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Jesus you better not listen. Better not pay no mind. Cause if you do they’ll see you too They’ll find you and unwind You. Barry […]

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Biological Tools Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The Monition Of Prem

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 6, 2017
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Say what you think will happen. Maybe just speak your mind. Maybe your mind is onto something. Don’t be left behind. Barry

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'Tween Mind And Boday!

You Fool Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2017
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Like preferences, habits and Shit don’t control you… Genes and memes And spears don’t control you?! Barry  

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Son, Please Toil Diligently But Not For Those Cocksuckers.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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Opportunity looks like a sinking ship. Bilge pump overtime. And salvage work, it ain’t so bad. Cleanin’ up mar-eyen. Mar-eyen? You know? This place you […]

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Shit Just Came To Me

The Lazy Handler Of Ivan’s

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  • March 3, 2017
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Ivan, he works only when he has to. And he has to a lot. ‘Cause mice and ducks and prairie chickens They want to be […]

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Blessings Of The Ages

Don’t Say No Say Uh-Uh

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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This here is town is same as the rest. Different name. Different address. Same damn test though, Same damn test. Barry

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Livin' In The State Of Scared Long Term Thinking

Economics For De Asshole

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2017
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  Get this through your thick skull! People want to be paid more to do less. Not just your son… They want to be paid […]

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