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Year: 2023

Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

The More You Wake Up, The More You Wake Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 28, 2023
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Buddy hollered Fuck Today! And Tommorrow Too! He knew just what those Fuckers knew. Monday was a scam. One o’clock was too. That is how […]

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Don't Copy This Self

You Won’t Miss Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2023
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Buddy was quiet, solemn and sad. Buddy was the worst guest ever had. Hated tradition, his inhibitions Came full circle. Tradition was hurtful. Buddy was […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Buddy Hates Christmas

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 25, 2023
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People buying shit that nobody needs. Stores selling shit that is based on greed. Half of their income from this shit, please… Crazy, this tradition […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

They Go In And Out Of This Realm

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 20, 2023
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Buddy saw Leah and Our Ran-day. Making like they weren’t peep hole. Doing that thing that they know. Is a back door. Herd before. Doesn’t […]

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Everybody Git One Day

The Lord Doesn’t Hate A Coward But She Does Not Love Them Either

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2023
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Buddy lived far outside his comfort zone. And he was prone To freezing up or buffeting. Couldn’t say the thing Words all went miss zing […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Remarkability

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 18, 2023
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Buddy was different. That’s for sure. Indifferent to his difference, There was no cure. He’d ride this out. Flail about Til someone noticed splashing. That […]

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fair warning

Lefty

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 8, 2023
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A good guy crashed On the road today. A bill came due and He did pay With a big chunk of life That left his […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

Need Hamburger

  • By Barry Williams
  • December 3, 2023
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Let’s say the floor falls out. You lose your clout. You flail about And you make resistance. Does your stale persistence Take heed or flight? […]

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Shit Adds Up

Don’t Mention My Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 30, 2023
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Buddy got his ass kicked Once or twice, and Some of the kickers Weren’t too nice. They wanted Buddy’s head. Wanted Buddy dead. Buddy could’ve […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

In Small Amounts, Limping.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2023
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Buddy wasn’t crippled But he was. Ya, he could not walk. And ya, he could not talk About it, because No one cares if you […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Three Stages Of Body Partnership

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 16, 2023
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Buddy shat his pants Several times a day. Cried himself to sleep Didn’t want to play Buddy couldn’t say Cause he could not talk. And […]

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Operating Systems

Here A Chip, There A Chip. Everywhere A Chip, Chip.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2023
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Buddy’s fridge wouldn’t open. His window wouldn’t close. The range wouldn’t heat And his AC froze. What the hell goes? Buddy was stunned. Hungry and […]

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History Bitch

Satan Takes Sides

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 10, 2023
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Oh, Satan is a scoundrel. Through and through. There ain’t no evil Satan won’t do. Satan will rip a good leg off. Toss out a […]

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You Pain Attention?

Lou Gout!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2023
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Buddy was a high stepper. Poor prepper. Buddy had a bounce in his step. Satan hadn’t caught him yet. But the sly fox. The bully […]

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Response Able

Calling Someone The Wrong Name 500 Times

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2023
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Okay, mistakes were made And some by me. I’ve been called right out. Been accused of being daft And I likely was. But could you […]

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Posts That Still Don't Make Sense

Dreams That Make Your Hands Dirty

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 30, 2023
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Yes, put that mask on. And go. to. work. Don’t let them see you, or Mayday shirk. Say what they tell you to! Stand like […]

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Awareness

Gavin

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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You made me sick bro. To my stomach. Talent, good looks. Hugs. You brought it. With your own hand, You bought it. Brother, so far […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

The Old Bait And Switch

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Buddy shops for second hand shoes. Walking their walk. Talking their talk. Feeling happy and their blues. Take a little quick step Buddy, don’t ya […]

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Y'all Tered States

All Six Sides Had A Price

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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It was bad in the caves. No windows, no doors. No carpet on the floors. No nothing is yours. We saw in our souls. Scraped […]

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You Pain Attention?

Satan Rents Narcissists

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Buddy was up to here with eating crow. Even though He seemed to like it. Crow was a good fit. Crow went great with humble […]

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fair warning

The Grater Fool

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2023
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Fingernails on a blackboard. A squeak that won’t stop squeaking. A stuck zipper, a tire gone flat. A roof that won’t stop leaking. A can […]

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Everybody Git One Day

The Senior Years

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2023
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Tissues and holy socks. Stories filled with hard knocks. Broken synapses, memory blocks. Whom did what with my keys? We can’t do as we please. […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

There Was No Tipperary, It Was Just A Song.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2023
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Here, in the goddamn trenches. Ya won’t find you no wenches. There ain’t no prancing, No belly dancing, We got shit to do! You must […]

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You Pain Attention?

When Satan Calls Don’t Answer

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2023
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Motherfucker musta hadda info stick. So damn thick Was his accent. He bent Every damn rule bout Splainin’ like splainin’ has Somethin’ to do With […]

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Operating Systems

Jesus, Where Is The Mercy?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 12, 2023
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Buddy shit his goddamn pants Every chance He got. Like shit pants or not. Shit pants has it’s spot. In striving, you get caught With […]

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Team Godya!

The Wall Of God

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2023
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Still gotta cut the goddamn lawn. Still gotta wipe your ass. Still gonna rush to not be late. Still hate the cost of gas. But […]

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Jesus Christ I'm Stupid

Lucifer Begins With Nothing

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 5, 2023
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Don’t move a muscle. Don’t change a bit. Do what you want. Don’t wanna? Fuck it! Fuck them. Their friends. Their next of kin. Don’t […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

Buddy Gave His Whole Damn Heart To The Force Of Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 4, 2023
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Thank you Lord, for saving my life. I wear that hat but something ain’t right. My thinking’s bin wonky. Shit’s hitting the fan. I gotta […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

When Shit Stops Being Fun

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 27, 2023
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Buddy had an upset stomach. A friggin headache. He could not shake. But wake and bake Would shine a light on. And then, with time […]

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You Won't Friggin Believe This

It’s Just A Spiritual Address

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 26, 2023
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Buddy was looking into his soul, And that soul, And their soul… And they didn’t know they had one! Like a huge bank account Where […]

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