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Year: 2023

Everybody Git One Day

They Can’t Catch You Unless You Let Go

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 13, 2023
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He’d been hanging on his trapeze For so damn long, The sky and the earth Were both long gone. Sure, he saw the uprights That […]

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You Pain Attention?

First, They Take The Cashiers. Then, Customers Next.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2023
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I really don’t need you Said the colorful little note. He knew they really need him doh, So he took it as a joke. But, […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

When Heaven Listens To You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 8, 2023
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Buddy didn’t know. How could the bastard know? He never thought they’d show His record. His neck hurt. Not from that physical pain, That visit-cal. […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

When They’re Done With You

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 6, 2023
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Ya, you’re not a number. A numbered up beast. You begin to wonder, Do they know I exist? Do they think I can’t hear them? […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Wicked In A Wicked World Ain’t Wicked

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2023
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Every day he felt okay Life is a play. A play that he could star in. A star… would he go far then! Just swear […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

It Ain’t A Matter Of Who Is Right, It’s A Matter Of Who Is Left.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2023
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You know what’s what And just like luck Favors the pre-pared man. You know you likely can Make your own way But just today You […]

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Awareness

Got A Kid In Dangerland

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2023
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I said “huh?” He turned his head, Like nothing was said at all. I wondered, what the eff & Did I miss a call. My […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Cells Have Walls And Cells Have Walls And One Wall Is A Prison

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2023
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Scaled that fence in no time hence In no time they were over it. In no time had removed a split A split that had […]

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You Won't Friggin Believe This

Two Mees Is All I Need

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 10, 2023
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Dude said shit once And unbeknownst To him, it got said twice. Seconder wasn’t so nice. Bastard went real hard Bored up windows Behind? Who […]

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Oh Hell There's Another Dimension!

Pioneers And Arrow Collection

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2023
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That stiff upper lip and a Bullwhip grip on a wheel chair To nowhere. Hey SHIT STAIRS! Where NOW HERE is a problem. And YOUR […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

The Fuh Fih Five Uh Eff Uh Effs Ov Uh Fuh Fear

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2023
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When his lips were bent a certain way, There was shit afoot and hell to pay. Now was not a good time to say Hooray! […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

My Lord, We Are Sufficiently Fucked.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2023
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Notes in a bottle Do not exist. Time, it turns out, Can be sufficiently pissed, You will insist. Time is working against you. Putting you […]

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Awareness Everybody Git One Day

You Are Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2023
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Think of a name you’ll remember. Sound that name loud and as clear As the bell that brings hearers To the stop respite fears. Now… […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

Been Spotted

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2023
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Now, I know where you’ve been, I know where you’re going. The seeds that you purchased. And the ones you aren’t sewing. You’ve no way […]

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Operating Systems

Two Sides To Every Story – Especially Yours

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 29, 2023
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He was left out in the cold. While the right of him grew old. Tired of the bloody games, the right was done then. Enough […]

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fair warning

He Pulled For The Underdog And The Underdogs Pulled Him Under

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 27, 2023
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T’was a hell of sight when All his might All he had, it could not save him. Oh sure, the boy could swim. But he […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

The Delta Of A Baked Good Between Two Key States

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2023
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Buddy was high as fuck. Sittin’ high in his truck. Usin’ up his good luck. Gonna come down soon. Lilly got no bloom. Something workin’ […]

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The God Of Luck Don't Need No God

The Seeds Of Mutiny

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 18, 2023
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He said there was a promised land. Where promises went hand in hand. They wound up places so unplanned And in that place topped up […]

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You Pain Attention?

The Fabulous Fabricators

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 17, 2023
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He was right to lie. And a damn nice guy. You could kiss goodbye All of your troubles. Stay in your bubbles. Don’t peer over […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

The Lobby Of The Theater Was Another Theater

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2023
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They refused to stop acting And just be themselves. They were living movie lives With Santa and his elves. There was peace on earth Good […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

So, Your Kid Joined The Army.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2023
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My son kicked me in the balls today. Said that’s okay. I know you didn’t mean to do it. Knew you knew that I’d been […]

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It's Economics Man

God Wants You To Want To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2023
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There was a will but It wasn’t free. You had to buy it in between Working at something so obscene We can’t discuss that now. […]

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You Pain Attention?

Your Resonance Frequency Will Tell On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2023
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It knows when you are sleeping. It knows when you’re awake. It knows when you’ve been bad or good. Your soul is it’s to take. […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

When Your Pilot Is A Crasher

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2023
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“ALL ABOARD!” yelled the Captain. We were, there was no else. He said “no need to take your seats,” In seats that had no belts. […]

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Shit Adds Up

I Will Let You In Or Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 30, 2023
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THESE WORDS! A madman shouted out. That mad man had a blinding bout. He did not know that words had clout. You don’t need dat […]

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Awareness

His Will Be Done And Sooner Than Later

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2023
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Pretend you have a tummy ache. You ain’t doing school. Pretend you learned to ache alone. Now, who is the fool? They say they teach […]

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You Ain't The Bossamee

God Swill

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 27, 2023
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She spat out the hard pieces. Feces, she could eat and Ate shit all day. Eating shit was the way She chewed through the maelstrom […]

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You Won't Friggin Believe This

Your Cheating Heart Can Kill On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2023
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The music, it took them. Away from the races. The places That held them Contemptibly necessary. Pieces of a puzzle. Necessarily muzzled For their own […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

The Saints Aren’t Marching In

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2023
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Ya, the trumpets blared like Someone cared but Few folks cared at all. None would heed the call. Law and order While the border Fell […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

Snitch

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2023
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You say you would die for me. I ain’t gonna die. You say you would hang wit me. Buddy, I don’t hang. Cutting this new […]

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