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Year: 2022

Boredom Sucks

DaLoosh

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 28, 2022
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Stings like heaven On a sunburned day. Feels like a feeling He can’t say. All he hopes is The feeling don’t fade He’s got a […]

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Awareness

Fifty-Two Factoral

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2022
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No idea he was both knees deep. Wading through a shit storm Whirlwind creep Like nobody noticed We are freaks And sandbars are unmarked here.

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

He Said Don’t Call Me Boy Boy

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2022
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Confused, he was And not because There was no way else to be. He could but would not see. There was shit afoot And it […]

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Dey Funny

We Come In Crying

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2022
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Or get smacked if we don’t.

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Livin' Out Da Ring 'O Fire

Time Killers

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2022
  • 1 comment

Never before saw a never before And shit hit more than fan. Bent because it can. Don’t end where began. It’s a big damn deal […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

God Save The King

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2022
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Only two guys in the wheelhouse. Driving us by the stars. Hollering lines of longitude And orbital direction to Mars. What?! Take a hike to […]

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You Pain Attention?

Forever Alone But Wait No

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2022
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He was by himself. They were, too. Friends for sure but not close to Each other, the other Was only words. And noises heard from […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

A Mass Formation Deserter

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2022
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Shot him point blank. His name was Frank. Bro of old Yella Hair. But Yella couldn’t care Cause Yella wasn’t there He wasn’t Yella Hair […]

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Don't Copy This Self

They Had A Big Light

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2022
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So bright the fright That any light shadowed The dark to come. Like light had come undone. Broke into only one. One avenue broke into […]

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Critical Thinking

On With The Show, This Is IT!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2022
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Buddy woke up Sitting in his chair. Well, it wasn’t his chair but he was there. There in a chair in a room so bare […]

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fair warning

A Real Bad Case Of Alone Sickness

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2022
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He hollered LEAVE ME BE! There was no one to see Who or what was bugging him. It wasn’t out buggery. More inner thuggery. Thoughts […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Your Two Big Convoys

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2022
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Real ugly green On some big trucks. Blue, red and black trucks Give no fucks. They see a problem We be hobblin Us, if we […]

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

War Sweet War

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2022
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It was a battle all right. Each and every night His moral code took flight. It flew right outa sight. Dove through the bleakest plight, […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

They Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2022
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They can drop the water From the sky. They can dry a teardrop from your eye. They can burn you out. They can make you […]

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You Pain Attention?

Civil Society Actors

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 8, 2022
  • 1 comment

On the six o’clock news. His work buddy’s views. Opinions he will choose What to think. Take a drink Of the koolaid. Hey look pally, […]

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Boy Who Got Da Virus

The Unconscious Addict

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2022
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Fuck, buddy was ripped. Flipped right over to an ill equipped, Can’t help out cause he don’t know shit. And he don’t know he don’t […]

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Look Both Ways Before Crossing This Life

And Breath As Sweet As Meth

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2022
  • 1 comment

Jesus loves a good neighbor. Buddy watch my wife. Shows her that he’s watching and How to hold a knife. Knew it wasn’t right But […]

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Livin' In The State Of Scared

There’s A Very Good Chance There’s None

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2022
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There was rigging in the game. What? You didn’t see it?! It is not the friggin same. You didn’t hear the lie flip? They’re playing […]

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Some'n Ain't Right.

The ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Loosh Buffet

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2022
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Oh, it was NICE! Have a lip smacking slice Piece of cake don’t think twice Just fill your plate. Oooh, the hate! Pain so great! […]

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Da Popo are a no go

Saw Monsters Dressed Like Human

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2022
  • 1 comment

A boy ran over his grand ma-ma. Fetched his horse an he ran her down. A boy ran over his grand ma-ma. He was a […]

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Holy Cow Wartime

And Without Distraction, No Magik.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 28, 2022
  • 1 comment

They were rabbit stuffers. Stuffing rabbits in hats. Rabbits popped out They said imagine that! Beggar pulled a rabbit Right out his hat! A few […]

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fair warning

For Real

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2022
  • 1 comment

Information highway. The meta Metaverse. All the same as the best real life. Only maybe, possibly, worse.

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Boy Who Regot Da Virus

Just A Little Somethin’ To Tolerate

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2022
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Strapped to a wall with No damn fall Protection. Objections? Takes a big faller who ain’t Too taller To ask which way is up? They […]

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Da Popo are a no go

Sitting Bull Was A Great Leader So The Indian Police Killed Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2022
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The old guy weren’t no dummy. He could see around the bend. They pushed him hard and They pushed him far but The old guy […]

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Dense Is A Human Forrest

Free Pat King!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 23, 2022
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Dude refused to wear a mask. Vaccine? No, don’t even ask. Straight to hell and so damn fast. The entire world went with him. Honking […]

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Don't Need No Stinkin' Badge

Too Many Bites On The Feeding Hand

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 21, 2022
  • 1 comment

Yes, he said he’d help. And he wouldn’t help just himself. He’d help with the homeless. Food and clothe and god bless He’d help the […]

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Assholes Annonymous

Day Sick

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2022
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You got a problem. You don’t like humanity. You are certain You can clearly see, You don’t like humanity. There is no free. And what […]

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Da Popo are a no go

My Canada

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2022
  • 1 comment

The west made east with every mile. Sod houses, beasts and country wile. We made this land and lived in style. But our cake needed […]

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Fuck You Gotta Be Kidding

Mean Streakers

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 20, 2022
  • 1 comment

Buddy joined the force To stymie and stomp. Nothin’ like some back and forth A little noonhour romp. Wrench an old man to ground. Smack […]

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Pull Your Head Out Your Ass

They Could Freeze His Account Filled With Ice

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 17, 2022
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His money was in the pocket Of another pocket owner. He thought he had some assets But what he had were only loaners. His house […]

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